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Funny Sex Toy Reviews

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Fleshlight Masturbator
when she say's no fleshlight always say's yes. used this fleshlight with my wife. going back and forth from the toy to her. it's the best.

Fleshlight Masturbator
Ace of Spades Gum Drop Butt Plug


Ace of Spades Gum Drop Butt Plug

I always felt I was up to a good challenge when it came to feeling full but this toy was crazy. I felt like I was trying to stuff a football up my a-s without the aid of a punter. No way.

Wild G-Spot Vibrator

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies. If you do not have this magnificent purple miracle (its actually purple) you need to go out and purchase it right now!!! This thing is *bleeping* awesome. I am talking toe curling bliss awesome. I am talking not-minding-that-the-boyfreind-goes-out-for-a-night-with-the-boys-becasue-it-will-leave-me-and-this-toy-alone-together kind of awesome. This thing turned up missing one day (boyfriend's idea of a joke) and I was ready to call CSI Miami to locate it for me. I LOVE this thing! Yeah, it takes one or two tries to train your fingers to learn the buttons, but that is a minor obstacle. I also love the fact that is does not have that plastic Barbie doll smell to it like jelly vibes do. (this is made of silicone). Again, if you don't own it, I suggest that you buy it now. You and your significant other will thank yourselves for such a worthy investment.

Wild G-Spot Vibrator
Tong Balm

Tong Balm

Ok, I was admittedly a skeptic...  I didn't expect any type of cream to make a bit of difference. The first time I used it, after 90 minutes, we had to call 'er quits so we could get up to go to work the next morning. I think I'll save using the balm for weekends when I've got a couple of hours to kill. 

Pirates

My fiance and I bought this for a fun night in and boy was it fun! This movie is awesome. VERY attractive people (I wouldn't really call them actors, haha) and a great plot that has subtle humor. The only thing we didn't like was one of the girls is an absolute spaz! We skipped through all her scenes because she's flippin around like a fish out of water, which is unfortunate because she's really hot but she needs to calm down!!!

Pirates
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