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John Holmes Realistic Dildo
Item# 1400
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$79.95
John Holmes Realistic Dildo Features
A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions: John Holmes Realistic Dildo
Feeling adventurous? Now you can have the amazing dick of XXX legend John Holmes, the man who will be forever remembered for his incredible tool. This sex toy is a must for every adult collection.
• Dildo is 12" inches long and 2.5" inches wide
• Realistic replica of John Holmes
• Dildo is made of life like UR3
• Handpainted veining makes this dildo even more realistic
• Suction cup base allows dildo to be used hands free
• This dildo sex toy for advanced users
This dildo is one of the biggest Adam and Eve offers! A realistic duplicate of John's own exquisite cock, this huge dildo is an awesome 12" long and over 2.5" wide. No detail is overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the dildo’s hefty balls. Each vein,curve and bulge has been re-created in UR3.0, the most advanced sex toy material ever made: soft and flexible, but firm to give this dildo the realistic feel of actual skin. This toy is one of the best dildos around.
Imagine the thrill of using this monster dildo while enjoying a classic John Holmes movie. Use alone or with your sex partner while living out your wildest fantasies. This dildo can be used for vaginal or anal penetration (for advanced anal play) or even double penetration – if you dare. Pleasure yourself any number or ways using the suction cup bottom. Stick it to the floor, table top, shower walls, or almost any flat surface and grind out your passion on this enormous sex toy.
You're going to need lots of sex lube for this supersize dildo. Try Adam & Eve Personal Gel or, for a super-slick ride, Adam & Eve Signature Silicone Lube. If you're brave enough for anal adventures, try Adam & Eve Ultimate Anal Lube and re-apply it often.
The John Holmes Realistic Dildo cleans up easily and quickly when the fun's over. Just immerse it in warm soapy water, rinse and pat dry or try Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh while in storage. Or, for easier cleanup, try using a condom with this sex toy.
Adam & Eve recommends the John Holmes Dildo sex toy for couples or for solo masturbation and is rated four out of five stars by Adam and Eve customers.
Check out the full range of adult toys Adam and Eve offers.
Product Details
Length |
12.0 inches | |
Function |
Suction-cup base | |
Colors |
Beige | |
Width |
2.50 inches | |
Best Used For |
Penetration | |
Special Features |
Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag |
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people found the following review helpful
orgasmic
Submitted by: Anonymous on June 2, 2005
Wife uses Jeff Stryker on a regular base and said she wouldn't mind something a little bigger. So being the good husband I am I ordered the big boy for her, wanting to see if she could take the legend. When it came in the mail I thought she is going to kill me. When she saw it she said that it would not fit, well she warmed up with Jeff for awhile then started to rub oh John up and down her clit and then started pushing that large cock right in. When she got about 4 inches she started cumming and thrusting her hips. She said it was the best orgasm she ever had from a dildo. So to make a long story short I havent seen Jeff and my wife takes about 7 inches of Holmes twice a week. The UR3.0 makes the difference, it does feel like skin and it is bout 7 3/4 circumfrence till you get about 6 inches down from the top then it turns to 8 inches circumfrence. I love watching her .
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HUUUUUGE!!!!!
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 7, 2005
I had seen a few of John's movies growing up and thought it would be really hot to see my wife take on the legend himself. Neither of us were pepared for what showed up at our door. This dong was bigger that anything we had ever seen. The shaft is so thick I can't touch the tips of my fingers to my thumb when I'm holding it. As far as insertable length goes be prepared for 10-1/2 inches from the tip to the balls. First of all my wife's a squirter. We have played with other vibrators and dongs that ranged in size from 7-8 inches and she's had no problem taking every inch and making herself cum all over them. When it comes to John though the first time she tried to ride it she was only able to get half of him in because of how thick he is. My wife's gotten a little more used to his size since we use him about once or twice a week. In fact, the last time we used him she stuck him to the floor and rode him reverse cowgirl. She started off slow and before I knew it she was was pushing her clit against his big balls and cumming all over him. I couldn't believe it, it was the first time she had ever taken every inch of him. This dong is unbelievable!! She loves the size and how full she feels using it (not to mention how hard she cums from it) and we both love what it's done for our sex life.
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Satisfied SIZE Queen
Submitted by: Anonymous on May 26, 2004
I was impressed with how big it is. The texture is soft and silky just like a real cock, just a whole lot bigger. As big as it is, it's flexibe, not stiff like others. It is the biggest one in my collection. When I got it, I tried it right away (with lots of lube). I never felt so full in my life. The feeling was so intense, I cummed really quick. My husband really gets turned on everytime I use it. He likes watching it go in and out of me, always asking me to do it harder and deeper, but I could only get a little over half of it in me (about 7 inches). Being a size queen myself, this dong really does the job and would defintely recommend it to all you size queens out there.
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There's WICKED thin line between pain & pleasure!
Submitted: on December 12, 2003
I always wanted to know what a big dick would feel like. And in a conversation with my boyfriend I was amazed that he didn't know who John Holmes was. Well, that was MY PERFECT REASON to buy the legend. He saw it and was shocked that any woman could take it. He hasn't used it on me (yet.) It is intimidating simply by the weight of it. By myself however? The PLEASURE is INCREDIBLE! It is that fine line we've all felt between pleasure and pain when we've had an EXTREMELY INTENSE ORGASM.<BR>
I have used it handheld, mounted to the floor and the other day? I wanted it doggie style. So, I mounted it on the bathroom door. Backed up to it and oooohh! I rocked GENTLY away! I've only been able to penetrate 4 inches (so far!) THIS IS ONE SERIOUS COCK. WHEN THEY SAY USE PLENTY OF LUBRICATION? DO IT WITH TOY AND ENJOY!
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Turns me into a complete slut every time *blush*
Submitted by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005
And I love it! I told my husband he was crazy when he first brought this out - "there's no way!" I said. Well, I'm here to tell you, with a LOT of foreplay and lube, I can slowly work "Johnny" all the way inside me. I would have never believed it if someone had told me, but this thing makes you cum like a porn star! I don't know if it's the sheer size filling me up or looking down and seeing only Johnny's balls still visible - this thing turns me on like nothing else. Ladies, if you're into anal (and you can tear your man away from the "show") have him enter you anally while Johnny's still in you vaginally - it's the most intense thing I've ever experienced!<BR>
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And with the suction cup - you can have Johnny any way you like - you can ride him, you can back up to him doggy. Of course, if you want him "on top' you can always forego the suction cup and use your hands.<BR>
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Johnny's a must have - you'll love every last inch of him!
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I didn't know a woman could make sounds like that.
Submitted by: Karg on May 22, 2007
OK, so the big toy thing has been my idea. And I think at the beginning, she felt terrified when she saw the size of this one. When I decided to see if she could ride it, I had her get on her hands and knees. I slid my member in until she was all relaxed and wet, while I slathered lube all over John's monster. The I pulled out and SLOOOWLY started pushing in this telephone pole. At first she recoiled and I slowed down to let her adjust. One inch, two inches, four, nine, then I started slowly working it -- in and out -- in and out. Ten inches. Twelve. Her claws were hanging on to the sheets. Her voice a low, growling, animal moan -- filled the room, her ass in the air pushing her totally stretched slot back onto the tree trunk I'm impaling her with. She got particularly wound up on the full strokes when the giant head hit her G-Spot. We haven't made it to the full length, but trust me, there are no objections when John comes out to play.
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FANTASY SLOW GOOD
Submitted: on November 3, 2005
Whenever I took this out of the package, I thought how in the world would anyone be able to take this thing. It feels and looks so real. If you want a full feeling and I mean FULL, you've bought the right toy. It took awhile to warm up to this thing, but you will not be dissappointed. You will come more, spasm more, and scream more with John than any other toy. It's worth the money a hundred time over. I can't wait to try in the butt. I'm becoming more and more of a fan of anal sex. John along with the Back Door Budy is so incredibly amazing. Use tons of lube!!!!
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great!!!
Submitted: on December 14, 2005
got this for my wife the other day and when I showed it to her she said that there was no way I was using that big thing on her...but after a few days of smooth talking she finally said ok we will try it once! well she was really suprised of how real it felt and how full it made her.. and she really enjoyed it alot!!!!! the other night was about our 3rd or 4th time using it and she has really gotten more used to the size. only difference is this time she asked for it by name!! by the way the last time we used it she had a orgasam so hard and intence that the bed was soaked by her orgasam...and that has never happened before....I asked her when things cooled down, what ever happened to only using this thing once?? she replied "no comment" and smiled with pure satisfaction written on her face!!!
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WOW
Submitted: on January 23, 2006
This thing is a perfect fit. I take it right to the balls, and it gets me off every time.
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Large
Submitted by: Accidentally on June 3, 2010
This is the UR3 version. Specs are: 10" max insertable length, 7.25" circumference at head, narrows to 7", lower 1/2 of length is 7.5-7.75".
Very soft, stands up fine, suction cup is ok (not great), texture is very smooth (little too smooth on the veins/ head), it's a little floppy but in a good way, paint job is a laugh.
Good but not great. Wish there was a VixSkin in this size range.
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WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004
I ordered my wife this a somewhat of a joke.... at first she was scared we have used dongs before but never this big but I got 10 bucks off and said what the hell… when we got I was surprise at how big it was (I wish I was this big). We were impressed but the size weight and feel… I can’t believe how real it is… we put it our drawer and pulled out are pick ice dong we have from here… she loves it… after she started playing with it and really getting into it I said you want the new one…. She was scare but said what the hell lets try it… it took a couple minutes and a lot of lube but we got it in and WOW she went wild I have never seen her like that she orgasm almost right away. And 2 more times after that…. Now it goes in easier now and she lovers it every time we use it… the suction cup is cool too. We put it on our headboard and she rides it while I watch… I would recommend this to everyone give it a try trust me she will love it. Well worth every dollar even if I paid full price. I wish I could find a toy that gave me that much enjoyment…again WOW
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Awesome!
Submitted: on December 18, 2005
My wife has been looking for something large, even though we have an 8 inch vibrator. She enjoys feeling stretched, so I figured I'd buy this to surprise her. When I showed her, she just looked at me at said there was no way she could ride this. I let her feel it and look at it for a while. The more she held it, the more excited she got. We tried it the other day and she was in heaven! I've never seen her orgasm so intensely! She could only get about 8 inches in (it's really thick!), but she wants to try it more. She is definitely in love with this. Be sure you use lots of lube!!! Well worth the price-we both enjoy it!
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OMG....Fantastic
Submitted: on February 6, 2007
The UR3 material is awesome - realistic to the touch, feel, soft-firm-flexible. We have a smaller toy from the same material - one of the favorite playtoys.
When we saw this toy - it was WOW, looks so large. When we opened the box - it was huge and heavy. The first time playing was with plenty of lube - she only took about 4" and instantly orgasmed. Definitely sore the next morning but worth it.
Now it's all about the penetration. She takes 8-9" all the way now with plenty to spare - no more physical room. She has multiple orgasms every time. She says it is simply the best toy around, all future toys will be from this material. Also great for solo action with the attached base, she loves to play alone with it; squatting down and taking it quite deeply over and over.
In the beginning - she said not a chance that it would fit. Now she takes it regularly with just a little lube. Definitely a 10 out of 10 - a must have toy!
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UNBELIEVABLE
Submitted by: Anonymous on July 27, 2005
I am a bi-sexual male and have taken many things in the rear, but this, oh my god, this is perfect. Filled me up totally. Everything about it is wonderful, the size , the texture, the weight, I love this toy, it is my favorite. Took me a while to get it in, but once I did, I was able to take the entire length. First time I have ever come just from anal stimulation alone. Most intense orgasm of my life. Highly recommend this to anyone.
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The ulitimite cock
Submitted: on September 4, 2005
Me and the girlfriend often use toys and big toys at that.We own the passion cock and prefect pecker cyber skin toys both of which are great.but it got to a point were we was looking for something bigger. however she wanted something soft and realistic like the cyber skin. The UR3 john holmes was it. its size length and girth are amazing.this toy is amazing she comes 5 or 6 times at least ever time we use it.one hint though start out with something else first and use a lot of lube
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grrreat!!!!!!!
Submitted by: dickie26 on January 16, 2006
i myself rate this a 10+ ilove the suction cup base because u can stick it on the wall & pretend your getting it from behind or stick it on the edge of the tub and ride it i really love the way it feels in my ass to make it feel alot better i wish it was 3inches longer and about 3/4 of an inch thicker but still it does the job for me
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Feels So Real
Submitted: on September 10, 2006
Once I got over the shock of how big this dildo was, I couldn't believe how real it felt. UR3.0 is amazing!!!! The other surprising thing is the suction cup really works. I thought for sure the weight and size of this thing would pull it right off the wall but NO...it withstood even the hardest pounding. If that wasn't enough to convince you, here's the best part....I had my FIRST SQUIRTING ORGASM with this thing, Oh My God, nothing like it.
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Gotta have it
Submitted: on October 13, 2008
A year ago I ordered this and have been trying it out a little at a time ever once in a while and it paid off Big time!!! She was able to take about 8" of it sliding in and out with ease. Before she wouldent let me get it in just because she had seen it and dident want it stretching her out I guess. This time she was a little drunk and dident realize which toy I had. She was relaxed and let it slide right in till it hit bottom and moaned with delight as I eased it in and out. It wasnt long till I could feel her hips moving rythmiclly pushing it ever further inside her until she exploded with moans of delight with her hips clear off the sheets legs quivering like never before!!!! What a delight I wish I had it on camera it was outstanding to say the least :) Cant wait till next time !!!!
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Takes a while to get used to
Submitted: on February 16, 2006
My wife didn't know what she had, when i snuck it in the bedroom. She loved it the first night. Then she saw the full size in the daylight and didn't like it anymore. Now with some lube and a couple more nights under her belt. She absolutely loves it. ITS BIGGER THAN U THINK. My weiner looks like a jelly bean compared to this thing. But i love seeing my wife get off to this!!!
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yes and yes
Submitted: on February 5, 2009
OMG! I am in a long distance relationship so in between can be longing. This lived up to all the reviews. The material is amazingly comfortable and erotic feeling. I was impatient and used the suction cup on the bathroom floor asap after getting this in the mail--2/3 in and ohhh gracious!
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ouch it hurts so good
Submitted by: Anonymous on April 13, 2005
ok my man is big 8long 1 3/4 thick...and when we first got together and he fucked me for the first time it was the biggest i had ever experienced and he stretched me so much but it felt so good...and everytime he fucks me it's the same feeling so when he bought me this i said omg there's no way that is going in me it just won't...well today is tuesday it came in the mail friday i've used it twice by myself and eased it in slowly...waiting for my pussy to stretch around it..and that my friends is the absolute best feeling....i came online just now specifically to write this review while i'm waiting for my man to get here...now i'm soaking wet just thinking about it and if he doesn't get here soon i'm gonna go w/o him! enjoy enjoy enjoy omg enjoy
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Wow this thing is great!
Submitted by: Anonymous on April 17, 2005
I am a straight guy who likes the occasional anal stimulation. After years of butt plugs and other toys, this offers everything I need for that anal induced ejacualtion! The only thing I wish it had was vibration.<BR>
My alternative habits may be shocking to some, but if you are open minded there are orgasms out there that you are missing! This and a lot of lube does it for me.
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Not for oral use!!
Submitted by: E & C on July 27, 2006
I purchased this one with a few others for us to use and WOW this is a beast. My wife could not even start to put it in her mouth, it is very large. She literally was not sure she could take it but after using a few others and some lube, she was gasping and writhing with pleasure!!! She only took about a third of the length inside, but that is still alot of toy to ride! We had the candles glowing but i literaly had to turn the lamp on, once she was on her hands and knees taking it from behind, so i could see it filling her up,,ohhhh what a sight to behold!!!
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Amazing toy but be sure what you're getting
Submitted: on December 23, 2006
My girlfriend and I have a very extensive collection of toys ranging from average to extremely large dildos (including all of the falcon toys). This has to be one of the largest UR3 dildos available. If you like to be stretched then this toy won't disappoint in the slightest. It's extremely long and you'd be lucky to take half of it inside you but that's part of the enjoyment. Part of the fun of stretching is the visual cue and it's great to have a toy that's big enough that she can use easily by herself.
If you don't have experience with UR3 I will comment that they have a very unique odor that can take some getting used to but also reduces over time. They are also harder to keep up as they require talc powder on them. If those don't bother you then by all means buy this toy now! UR3 is a great material and this toy should cost way more than it does!
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Intense Orgasms!!!!
Submitted: on December 4, 2007
My wife and I were looking to experiment with a larger dildo. You read the listed size but don't realize how big this is until you set eyes on it. The girth is about the size of a soda can and 10" of insertable length. Go slow, lube up and warm her up with alot of foreplay. Your patience will reward both of you. first with seeing her take something this big is such a turn on for me and second my wife being able to acheive such an explosive orgasm. The UR3 is exceptional and a real feeling. The more we use it the easier it is for her to take and the better she likes it. This dildo is on our regular menu now
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GRRREAT
Submitted: on July 7, 2006
I have several toys but this one is Great. I couldn't get it in the first time but with a little playing and LOTS of lube OHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYY I used the suction cup against the wall and when i squirted it was on the floor no joke. that was the best OOOOOOOO I have ever had. Very much worth the money. If you like to be filled up in all ways buy this
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BIGGER IS BETTER!!!
Submitted: on July 22, 2006
I needed a Larger dildo, the "Legend" was the right choice... With the use of a High Quaility Lube and taking time to stretch, the head slipped right in my back door, the fullness filling and the great texture, plus "UR3"is the GREATEST Combination; a few easy strokes later in my back door and the next thing, I was in the OOOOOHH ZONNE !!!!! and loseing Load after Load!!. this is by far the BEST!!! and my favorite. The suction cup holds this 2 + lbs. of "Ledgend" in any position you want, and cleans easly.. Advise -- take your time and learn how to relaxe and use a high quality lube and the " Legend" will slip right in any door you want. Thank you A+E for providing this customer reveiw for others to read and decide on this Quality product ...
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Orgasm Monster
Submitted: on August 14, 2006
I bought this for my wife.She wanted something a little bigger in a UR3 dildo. This thing is great ,It,s long enough to hold on to when she really gets going. She came more times than I could count. I really liked watching her ride up & down this monster.It made her squirt all over me,and I didn't think I would like that. Ididn't I loved it . We would recomend this soft plyable giant to evryone. Thanks Adameve for another spark in the bedroom.
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Gotta have it !!!!
Submitted: on January 23, 2007
The wife and I tried this out a long time ago now, and she was just to small to get it in without a lot of pain. Then again she had commented that it was so large it would never fit and I think she was trying to keep it from going in which would have caused it to get even larger as it's so soft and lifelike it would swell up when pushing it in. So in the end I gave up and pitched it and later bought another one. Brad Stone which is very large itself but starts out smaller at the head. She tolerated this just fine and loved it, but dident know what it was cause she hadent seen it!!! I kinda snuck it in the bed when the lights were all out so she had no idea how large it was and loved it!!! So now Im wondering if mabe I should buy another John Holmes and try it out again without her knowing it. I think as long as she dont see it she will love it but if she sees it there aint no way LOL So What to do??? I think I gotta buy another one just to see!!! I should have kept the first one and just hid it from her...... do the ladies get shook up over being big down there like some guys do over being little down there LOL maybe that's part of it. She should know by now it always shrinks back like new again. For me there's nothing better than seeing her taking a large dong and hearing her moan with the intense pleasure as she rocks her hips into it with a rythmick motion of delight. Yep gotta have it!!!
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Drawn to it like a magnet
Submitted: on February 9, 2007
My wife has begun to appreciate size (something I can not give her). We first ordered the Seam Michaels dong and once she got past her fears, became a real believer that nothing in this world could be better. The size, texture, intensity were beyond words. For a change of pace, I ordered the John Holmes dong for her. I was concerend as it was slightly wider than the Sean Michaels.
When it came, I couldn't beleive the size! I was convinced that there was no way any human being could even use, let alone enjoy this sexual weapon. I told my wife that I had ordered and received it and that it was up inour bedroom if she wanted to loook it over. After a half hour or so, I went upstairs to she what she thought and saw that she had affixed it tot he toilet cover and was many layers deep in bliss - huffing, puffing, groaning and begging. She was surprized and alittle embarassed to have me find her this way and quickly said that she had to try it. She spent a few more minutes nt he bathroom and then asked me to use this tool on her as she had to lay down but wasn't finished.
That afternoon made her see stars. She said that she loves her Sean Michaels and will never part withit but this was so realistic that she can't wait to use it again.
She certainly looked like she enjoyed herself and by the oral sex I got later, she sure showed her appreciation.
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Hello JOHNNY!
Submitted: on February 21, 2007
I have used several toys "of size" but NEVER anything that compared to this one! I've even used bigger things than Johnny but the UR3.0 makes all the difference. This package arrived yesterday, and I had made the decision to buy this one as opposed to the seemingly larger BAM because of the reviews about UR3.0. Anyway, hubby fell asleep before we could enjoy this thing last night, so I had to try it out myself today before my shower. I have to say, as amazing as Johnny feels stretching me, having a mirror and WATCHING it was double the excitement. Not only does it FEEL real, it LOOKS real, and the visual stimulus was FABULOUS! I think I'll be seeing a lot of Johnny...with or without my husband!
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Almost the best of the best
Submitted: on September 21, 2007
This comes very close to being the perfect dildo. The size, girth, and feel are exquisite. Warmed up, it is very close to the real thing. The only real problem is that the realistic coating has a tendency to split. I was disappointed to see splits forming at the base on the underside after only a week's worth of serious use. Still, the head slips in very nicely and contrary to the other reviewers, I found I do not need very much lube, adding what I need only after it begins to rub. The size is surprisingly NOT overwhelming, and it is much easier to take than some of the other "king sizers" I have tried, i.e. the Ken Ryker, which required desensitzing lube. All in all, the best dildo buy I have ever made. If those splits begin to interfere, I may even buy another.
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The big bang
Submitted by: Rome on June 11, 2008
Bought this for my wife, when it came by mail she called me and asked what I have ordered so I told her to open it and she did and all I heard was "NO WAY this is huge" she didnt know what to think, she did say it felt real and that she would give it a go! so that night we did and let me tell ya WHAT A TURN ON! to see your wife taking it in! use LUBE and take your time she may not be able to take it all in at first but like I said before it is a turn on to see her trying. I highly reccomend!!
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OMG, this thing is huge!
Submitted: on August 2, 2008
When the wife first saw it, she laughed, saying it would never fit, and I just wasted money. After a nice long warm up, and lots of lube, when I slid it in her eyes rolled up into the back of her head and she had about a 15 min orgasm. She was only able to take about half of it, but that is all it took. This thing is HUGE, I am above average size and this thing dwarfs me. We haven't tried the suction cup yet, but I can't wait to watch!
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Great ride for us
Submitted: on May 29, 2011
We have both used it, and will again. She took it backdoor tonight and loved it.
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John Holmes Dong
Submitted by: Anonymous on December 27, 2003
Johnny is much larger than it appears on the web page, But with lots of lube it will go in nicely. With in minutes you can have your girl begging for more, way to go Johnny!!!!
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Great buy!
Submitted by: Anonymous on July 13, 2004
Got this in the mail the other day and I'm in LOVE! It's a little on the floppy side when you try to get it in but you expect that with a dildo of this size. Feels very soft to the touch and is a little squeezable so it feels like the real thing. Really fills you up :) I think I'll be meeting Mr. Holmes again this evening.
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Fill 'er up to the max
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004
I bought this for my wife and she was immediately awed by the size. "It will NEVER fit." Well I'm here to tell you it does fit and does it work. She had her first multiple orgasm using this and it was a beautiful thing to witness. She came hard four times consecutively. Well worth the money.
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SORRY THIS WAS JUST TO BIG
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 9, 2005
THIS ITEMS MATERIAL WAS GREAT BUT WAS JUST TO BIG AND HEAVY TO HAVE ANY FUN WITH. THIS IS MORE THAN 7 1/2 INCHES AROUND (THICKNESS) FROM START TO FINISH AND COULD DO DAMAGE UNTIL YOUR AWFUL BIG ALREADY.<BR>
GOOD LUCK IF YOU GET THIS ONE!
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Awesome Cock
Submitted: on June 26, 2006
I got it tuesday, and had to wait til sunday to try it out. WOW!! It's huge, so I had to warm up my ass with a plug and then Tera Patricks Big One. But after the warm up John slid right in. It took about an hour to get it almost to the balls. But I finally did it!!! If your into big anal toys, this one is the best I've ever had. It is really soft, and the suction cup is great. You'll need a tube of KY though. Thanks A&E!!!
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She'll love it if you can get her to try it.
Submitted: on September 26, 2006
I purchased this as a surprise for my wife. Once I saw the size of this monster, I knew she wouldn't even consider it if she saw it. I snuck it into the bedroom and hid it under the bed. That night, we warmed up with the normal toys. Once things got heated up, I pulled Johnny Wadd out from under the bed without her knowing. WOW!!! She LOVED it and I enjoyed watching her take it. At the end of our adventure, she got a glimpse of the "Wadd" in the light and she couldn't believe his size. She said she would have never let me attempt using that mammoth on her if she had seen it in advance. Now, Old John is a regular. A word of caution: This brute will make most men's unit look like a baby carrot. If you're not self conscious about the size of your package, Big John will get the job done and make your lady beg for more.
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HUGE success
Submitted by: norra darling on June 25, 2007
If you want to take on something large- this is it! GREAT product. I love it, and my husband loves to watch me use it or use it on me. The suction cup works great for the shower or counter.
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WOW
Submitted: on August 5, 2007
It took me a while to be able to swallow this monster in my ass. The ur3 is so soft and gets hot when he stays in my whole for a while. Working my way to BAM the monster but Johnny is king. he glides in and then half way in he gets thicker and u need to open up wider. wow what a prostate massage he gives. I worked my way from Stryker to Kong to Empror then Johnny. You need lots of lube, lots of lube and u need to relax but once he is in their is nothing like it untill his balls hit your balls. i just love him berried deep in my ass...i recomnd this toy to all . my wife is scared of it but not scared enough not to shove it in my ass..love this toy its big and gets bigger when u have it in u but its sooooo
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Johnny be GOOD !
Submitted by: Happy and horny in Wisconsin on September 6, 2007
Awesome ! Is all I can say ! My E-mail read, We hope you are enjoying your product, Would you like to write a reveiw? Well,O.K. Imagine my surprise. I just finished taking big johnny out of my ass, well, 3/4 of him anyway and I am still breathing hard, so this reveiw is easy ! Length, Perfect, my wife cant take it too deep but loves the thickness. I am the same. The length of this toy allows me to hold it between my legs and really give it to her doggy style. The thickness, This is perfect, ordered Mr. BAM first, I guess my eyes were a bit larger than my... Well, you get the picture. Both of us love to be stretched but still cant get past half to three-quarters of Johnny. What an amazing ride trying to get it all in tho ! The UR3 material is the best I've ever felt. Very lifelike. Love how soft it is and the fact that the end is a bit smaller makes the entry very comfortable. I use it alone. I use it on my wife. And my wife loves to put it in my ass and shake it all over. This makes the length and softness extremely desirable. The suction cup does stay put. I've had it on a big mirror, as I like to watch. I use it on the tub side, the shower side, the headboard too and it hasn't broken or fallen off. I would not change a thing as my wife and I love this addition to our toybox. My only suggestion to all of you is to order this toy. You will love it and whatever hole you choose to use will thank you for it. And also order a big bottle of good lube. This makes the experience much,much better ! Thanks for the legend !
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Heeeere's Johnny!
Submitted: on May 13, 2008
Mmmm, Yummy. If you're feeling a little loss because of multiple births, or just love that give-me-more--full feeling, Johnny could be the one for you! Just warm him up in the sink, lube him up, lube you up, and feeeeeel the wonderful sensation as he slides on into that hot velvet channel. Enjoy a little extra bump with a pocket rocket gently moving around your sensitive parts as Johnny glides in and out. Perfect length for do-it-yourself pleasure or fun with another. Suction cup works well on flat, horizontal, non-pourous surfaces. If you're constructed tiny, just know that this beauty is as wonderfully large as the item descriptions state. Exceptional feel to the materials. Appreciated the storage sack that came with it.
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OH JOHNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: Zonnies on July 10, 2008
When I showed my wife the pic of John at the website she said don't waste your money it will never fit. When John arrived and I showed him to her in person, she said OMG there is no way in hell that will fit in my hole ( it was bigger than I had thought it would be ). Much to my delight my wife said she would try it that night. We started out with some fun smoke if you know what I mean, it is important to be relaxed. Johns texture and feel is much like the real thing and a heating pad will give him the warmth. I started to slowly moving the shaft back & forth at her opening with a lot of lube the head popped in, she moaned and said it burn a little but felt good. For the the second time I was able to see my wifes cherry popped and it was such a turn on for me (don't worry ladies there was no blood). On this night we only used about a 1/4 of it, since then we have played a few other times and she is now taking about a 1/3. My wife said that she is getting more & more pleasure each time we use it, John is quickly climbing his way to the top of our toy box. Take your time and use a lot of lube, it will be worth your time and money!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've never seen anything this big before!!
Submitted by: ravan21 on January 27, 2010
I bought this wanting the next size up in anal toys..but
OMG! this thing is huge I just got mine in today and after
a hour of of fun I got all of in it except mabey 2 inches
if you like big this is a MUST HAVE! My new favorite toy :)
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great strecher
Submitted: on August 2, 2011
wife has to be really worked up to take this one. after working her up and easing it in she cums almost imediatly and cums very very hard. she can take a little over half. have to be very carefull she got a little excited and pulled it in to deep
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Open Up
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 8, 2003
If you want to open your lady up and fill her up this is the toy. It made her think twice when she first saw it and every time we get it out she is a little nervous about using it but she always has a huge orgasm.
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Greedy wench
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 12, 2003
She was shocked, then intrigued, but fearful.... It was set aside, while we played with another toy. She neared orgasm but could quite reach the top and called for me to lube up old Johnny Wadd.... It slipped in easier than she'd expected and caused her to explode with orgasms!<BR>
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She never wants it first, but hungers for the silky skinned monster. She rode it non-stop for five straight orgasms and then begged me to fuck her... Unbelievable orgasms!!! <BR>
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Use lots of lube, it needs it.....
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Oh my God!
Submitted by: Anonymous on December 26, 2003
We received "Johnnie" Last week. My wife was at first, scared of it. But with a little coaxing and a LOT of lubricant she began to enjoy it. Just a week later, she is eager to be FILLED. Take it slow and soon she won't leave home without it.
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Big Daddy
Submitted: on July 30, 2004
I am blessed with a 9 incher. This thing puts me to shame. My girl is not a size queen, but when she tosses this thing on the bed I get rock hard and double my effort to please her. She told me if I ever slow down with our sex life, she is going to start using John and leaving me alone with my hand. Plus she teases that if I ever cheat, it better be with a man because this thing is going straight up me as soon as she finds out! No please! I'll be good!
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WOW
Submitted: on August 29, 2006
I ordered the John holmes for my wife after she tried another large toy. She prefers this one because of the realistic texture. She comes multiple times using the toy in various positions. she surprised herself one night while riding the toy with it mounted on the floor.
She's gone from timid with a larger toy to loving them!
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OH MY GOD!
Submitted by: indebt2all on September 7, 2006
My husband thought I was nuts when I purchased this item. I'm still not sure who enjoys it more. He loves to watch me try and take it all in. Lots of lube is the key and yes...it will fit. There are not enough words to describe the incredible feeling of being filled way past capacity! Now if they could only make one like this that thrusts on its own I'd have it made....!
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This is BIG BIG BIG but feels great!
Submitted by: realcouple4fun on May 26, 2007
This is truly a behemoth. It is made from UR3, and as such it feels very realistic and has no unpleasant odor. HOWEVER, it is HUGE. It is larger around than a regular 12 oz can of cola. It's a great toy, superbly crafted and a bargain here for sure (we've seen it in local sex toy stores for $124.95!) but be sure it's what you want!
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Go Johnnie Go
Submitted by: The Explorer on July 21, 2007
Oh My what a cock! Here's where length and girth come together. Huge yes impossible no. Don't be shy just lube and lube often. Go slow and easy till comfortable then ride that monster, your sure to come. Suction cup works well, but be careful not to let soap get behind cup. This cock is very heavy but will stay put. Stand this prize up on a chair, works extremely well. Taken anal can produce a long continous orgasm. Treat yourself or your Lover and order today.
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John Holmes Dong
Submitted by: The Hammer on August 3, 2007
This blew my wife away. Lifelike and large. If you are into BIG, this is worth every penny. This is not for the faint of heart though. Probably a bit much for the average person
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One Happy Wife
Submitted by: Pleased Husband on August 30, 2007
I bought her this dong a while back, (she likes big dongs)at first she said NO!! as she hadn't had one this big before. Then one night I snuck it into our routine as she was getting really worked up. And WOW !!! life will never be the same. With very little effort I slid him into her and she went ballistic! I never saw her so hot and have so many climax's so fast. She wasn't the least bit mad when we had finished, infact she said it was the best ever. We use John all the time now as she can't get enough of him. This is a well made product and feels very lifelike! Should last quite a while. She highly recommends it.
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Awesome Visual Stimuli
Submitted by: She's A Size Queen on September 3, 2007
I bought Johnny for my wife. He is every bit as long as described, but not quite as thick and has become her favorite toy in the fleet. Watching her take Mr. Holmes (and assisting) is an extreme turn-on for me, and she can't seem to get enough. Ultimately she'd like to work her way up to the big boy on the block...Bam. I can hardly wait!
One word of warning though. She didn't even utilize the suction cup at the base the first time she used Johnny, but the thing ripped anyway. I'm certain that if she ever did try to stick it to the side of the tub or even on a flat vertical surface it would
become detatched. Your mileage may vary.
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play dvd 1st
Submitted by: can handle a pornstar on June 20, 2008
I bought this for my wife without her knowledge.We watched a john holmes movie for the 1st time and she said she could of taken all of him and rode him until he was worn out. She was quite suprised and excited when i pulled john out.I'm here to tell you that my wife could have worn out john holmes. She said it was a real turn-on knowing that she could handle a HUGE porn star like john holmes.She loves riding john and wishes it was a vibrator.
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I Think People R Fibbin
Submitted: on November 19, 2008
This Thing Is Huge ..... Some are Saying they took it to the balls, must be like 8 feet tall... LOL... feels great, looks great, wife loves it... But does'nt take it all, little over half but love all she can take... If you like Realy Big you will love it... buy it now u wont regret!!!!
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It really fit!
Submitted by: SoloGay on December 21, 2008
I got this thing in the mail and saw that it was even bigger than i had imagined. If John Holmes was really this big than I am truly impressed. That said I thought it would take weeks before I could really enjoy this product. But with plenty of lube I managed to get it half way in. And by the third try I could take 85%. I was worried that this would be so good for anal but it was great. the UR3 material was very soft and cushiony and made it go in fast and easy. I took this easier that another dildo half its side, all thanks to the material, I think.
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Believe the Hype
Submitted by: b-rod on July 11, 2009
The material that this is made of is awesome. the feel is very real and the girth is very pleasing to my wife. the only thing that make this a four and not a five is the floppy action to it it needs to be stiffer. overall a very good product i would recommend it to anyone.
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Very long!
Submitted: on October 10, 2009
Amazing soft and life like feeling but slightly hard to control due to its floppyness. Could stand to be more rigid!But hey, It feels so good in my ass! Its very long! First toy I couldndnt take all the way in! All but an inch!
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GOOD SIZE BUT TOO SOFT
Submitted by: UR3 TOO PLIABLE on October 27, 2009
I bought this and used it twice. The first time it worked like a charm, I guess because of the thrill. Then I tried it again and found out that it would not stimulate my prostrate, not good. I wound up using another toy which did the job, it was stiffer.
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WOW!
Submitted by: Amy127 on July 3, 2010
It took lots of lube and a bit of work from my boyfriend to get it inside me, but once he did all I can say is WOW!
He was doing me with this beautiful cock so hard that I came with a force that made me shiver!
What a ride!!
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John Holmes review
Submitted: on October 13, 2010
Wanted to try something big. OMG this thing is like a way out of my league. Not even enjoyable.
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fun to watch
Submitted by: son-in-law on January 27, 2012
Wife wanted me to stop at her mothers house to pick up some things.She gave me the house key and said that nobody would be there. I stopped by and heard something upstairs.I went to see what it was and i couldnt believe what i saw.My widowed 72yr.old mother in law was fucking the hell out of it. It was all in and didnt know how big it was until she started long stroking herself. This woman knew how to fuck and cum. I saw her cum 4 times and when i quietly left she was still coming when i left by the front door. Told my wife that i didnt have time to stop by.
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Awesome dildo
Submitted by: Dallas plastic/trauma surgeon on August 30, 2012
Very nice dildo!! Bought the John Holmes dildo without my wife knowing about it. We have used the Dream Cock and still love it. But I wanted to try a new dildo. When I first saw this dildo I was a little intimidated! I consider my penis to be average (I think anyway). My penis is just slightly smaller than the Dream Cock, but the John Holmes dildo is so much bigger! The first time I used it on my wife was awesome. It was in our room with the lights, she thought I was going to use the Dream Cock. During foreplay I used a liberal amount of lube on the giant dildo. I slowly rubbed it on her vagina then started to penetrate her with it. I had to get her to really spread her legs apart, but pretended I was trying to get comfortable. I gently inserted the head and slowly pushed in about ¾ of the dildo. I could not believe she was able to take this much of the giant dildo. After about 5 minutes of stroking the dildo, she started to cum really hard. She used to cum with the Dream Cock, but this time with the John Holmes dildo it was noticeably different. Her vaginal walls actually became tightened and her legs started to quiver. Her breathing was really hard. She grabbed my hand to have me pull out the dildo. So then I positioned myself and placed my penis inside her. The John Holmes dildo really stretched her vagina and she was loose. But this excited me. I maybe lasted about 10 minutes before I ejaculated into her vagina. Afterwards, I went back down to place the dildo back in her as I was just excited to place this giant dildo in her. She was shocked I was going back down, but I put more lube on the dildo and penetrated her again with it. In about 10 minutes she started to cum once more. Her legs really started to quiver more, but this time her buttocks was shaking as well. She was breathing so hard. She doesn’t cum twice in a sex session with me or the dream cock, but she did with the John Holmes dildo. I became erect again so I started to have sex with her once more. Her vagina was really loose again, but I was still able ejaculated in her. She fell asleep soon after and slept so hard. She woke up the next morning in a very very good mood. We have used the John Holmes dildo about 5 times so far and she cums twice each time. One time she actually had 3 orgasms. On that particular night, I would swap my penis with the John Holmes dildo once she had an orgasm. After the second orgasm, she was still acting interested with having sex, so I placed the dildo back in her. She has no idea that it’s the John Holmes dildo. On her 3rd orgasm something was very different. Her vagina looked very different once I removed the dildo. It looked engorged and was much darker than her light pink color she normally has. I could feel her legs quivering, as well as her body. She couldn’t talk clearly. She told me she was having the sensation of an orgasm that lasted literally almost 1 hour. She could not use her legs because every time she moved the orgasm sensation increased. I have been with numerous partners (around 80 partners that I remember of, but I did have several one night stands) and not one time have I ever seen this. My wife has had several more partners than me and she has never had this sensation. We both are physicians (she is a pediatrician and I’m a plastic/trauma surgeon), and we both didn’t realize she could orgasm like this. Obviously we are both very experienced as we both really love sex, but the John Holmes dildo has really made things excited. It is making things more interesting. We sometimes talk dirty and several times she has mentioned she would love to be penetrated by stranger with a giant penis. She is my trophy wife and my colleagues have teased me how I scored a smart and super sexy lady. I know how lucky I am to have a wife like her. And of course I would never share my wife and she said she would never ever share me, so this is the next best thing to fulfilling a fantasy. However, she still has no idea that I have been using this dildo, and I am almost afraid to show her because she would then get intimidated of the size. So I’ll probably keep this a secret for now. Once I know she can handle it, I’m planning to place the John Holmes dildo in her vagina and my penis in her anus b/c she has fantasized about being penetrated by two guys at once. I highly recommend the John Holmes dildo if you think you partner can handle it. My wife is 106 lbs and is 5’8” and she handles it with pleasure (unknowingly, of course). Use lots and lots of lube for this dildo and I recommend the vagina be clean shaved or have a Brazilian (like my wife gets monthly). The lube works better when no hair is around the vagina. Have fun!!
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Larger than it looks but exciting as hell
Submitted by: Anonymous on November 13, 2003
We tried this thing last night and it was just a bit to large for my wife but it will fit of that I am sure. We are used to using a 2" dong and I wanted something just a bit larger and boy did we get it. I was only able to get the head of it in last night. We will keep trying each time we have sex until it fits. She exploded with the 2" dong after trying the John Holmes dong the added excitement of a larger dong pushed her over the top and into orbit. This toy will be around for a long time.......
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Worth the Investment
Submitted by: Anonymous on February 29, 2004
Of all the cocks I purchased in the last year this one is definitely my favorite and in my opinion the only one really worth the investment. As indicated in the other reviews it’s thickness and length are impressive. Some of the key advantages over the other “large” realistics include; soft compliant material, small (relatively) head for easy insertion and smooth realistic texture. With enough lube it fits comfortably into just about any opening. The sensation of comfortable fullness you will experience following insertion will convince you you’ve made the right choice.
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Wife Love this
Submitted by: Anonymous on June 22, 2004
I bought this for my wife to spice up our sex lives. This is the one she begs me to finish with! Worth every penny that I paid for it.
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Proud to say I took it all
Submitted by: Anonymous on November 20, 2004
Yes, I took all of this big one and my pussy spasmed incredibly! I love size so it wasn't so hard for me to get it all in. Used lots of lube and played with my clit for awhile before inserting. Only thing I didn't like was the coating on the dildo - mine scratched.
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pussy filler
Submitted by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005
i ordered this huge dong but by the discription does not do it justice this thing is huge it opens my wifey's pussy up A whole lot she still cannot take the whole thing i love to see her squrim when i try to insert the whole thing higggghly recomended
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WOW!!!
Submitted by: toy4fun on May 21, 2006
I was blown away. This is by far the best night I have ever had by myself. The only thing better would be if it was attached to a guy. I'm a guy so my advice to other guys would be lots of lube. Also be relaxed and if it hurts stop. Overall it feels real and I wish he was.
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incredible
Submitted: on September 10, 2006
she loved every second of this thing & will ride it all night long. the JH is truly the best dildo she has ever used.
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BIG
Submitted: on October 5, 2006
Love it. big at first. orgams many times.
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They've Created a Monster
Submitted: on November 6, 2006
At first my wife and I weren't sure it would ever get use... But after trying it a few times, she loves it! Takes a little bit of lube, but once you get it in she begs for it. Texture is much softer than most dildos wich it a plus for this monster...
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MY JAW DROPPED
Submitted by: M.F. on November 10, 2006
when my hubby showed it to me for the first time. I can't even wrap my fingers around the monster. I haven't taken it in the back yet, and I don't think I could....... I can't even get the head past the lips on my face(it's that thick). It is a tight fit down below(but after a few pumps, it's all good) and I can't take the whole length in, but the extra inches leaves something for my hubby to grab onto and thrust with.
Guys if you like to go in via the back door route, pump this big boy into your lady. With this in me and my hubby in the back, all he had to do was just be still. It is that big that he could feel it going in & out(while he was in the back door), VERY, VERY well till he came. Now I'm on the lookout for something in the same length , but slightly thicker with a plumper head.
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AMAZING!!!!! Dont pass this one up!!!!! 10 stars!!
Submitted by: hot mama on August 23, 2008
When my husband first asked me if I wanted sex toys I said yes but nothing HUGE! Well as we continued to buy and try new things he wanted to try this big boy on me. I was very hesitant but agreed. It is HUGE not doubt. But if you are in for some play time and you work up to this big boy you will not be dissappointed. It is amazing. The ur3 is amazing. Im not sure who gets more pleasure my husband watching me trying to take this in or me actually getting it. It is a MUST have. Dont let the size keep you from trying it. It may take awhile but worth it. LOTS of lube. We actually use half a bottle of kamasutra oil when we play. YOU will be wanting to scream for more. Multiple orgasms isnt even the beginning of the pleasure.. (Thanks again baby..) btw the pink head fades after first use and doesnt look so silly.lol.. BUY IT!!!
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Bigger than big
Submitted: on March 22, 2009
When we thought about this and read the reviews we knew it would be big but until you actually see this thing it is hard to realize how big John was. We did use a lot of lube and worked at it and finally were able to get about half in but she really did not like the pressure and ultimately we decided to return it. It does look real, and the texture also feels real it is just bigger than big.
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Very filling!!
Submitted: on September 4, 2010
Had it almost a year and am still enjoying the way it feels sliding inside. Took some time to get used to the size but now it really is fun to play with. I wish it was just a little more stiff because it flops around a little too much to stay in when the feeling gets intense. Otherwise, a great toy!
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Big as Fist
Submitted: on February 18, 2013
My wife the size queen bought this dildo and I was shocked. She loves being maxed out and takes about 8 inches of this monster. When pulled out, her hole is wide open and gapped. I jump in there and can barely feel her anymore due to the sloppy loose hole. She does cum hard, but will never be tight again.
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This thing is huge...
Submitted by: Anonymous on July 16, 2004
Bought this for the wife. Kind of exciting to think of her taking the Legend on.But this thing is huge.<BR>
It shocked her at first heck it shocked me that that was attached to a man. I love the matieral.Tried it once and it was to big. Now don't no if I'm going to send it back or use it as a night stick.
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Wife loves it!!!
Submitted: on October 17, 2006
Impressive size, yet soft enough to be very enjoyable. Whenever she's in the mood for something a little extra this is the preffered choice. Highly recommended for women who like large toys, let me take that back.. highly recomended period.
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awesome
Submitted: on November 3, 2006
I am a guy that has never tried anything anal. My gf tried this on me and was able to fit the ENTIRE thing in my ass. It hurt like hell at first(im glad I was drunk). I have used it many times since then solo and I love it. Talk about being filled.
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Awesome Dong!!!!
Submitted: on November 18, 2006
I use it almost daily sometimes more:) with a little A&E Pro Anal Lube this wonderful toy fills my ass up so nicely:) the material feels nice. i wouldnt mind if it was a little longer and thicker;) maybe i will try BAM next:)
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I would give it more stars if it would let me.
Submitted: on November 27, 2006
This toy is AWESOME. Warm it up with water and you would not be able to tell it was a toy. Other than the fact that it is Huge. My wife told me to try a bigger toy so we bought The John Holmes Dong. When we got it my wife was excited to see me take it. I could not take the whole thing the first time but I will defentally keep trying... Even though I could not take the whole thing I came like I have never came before. This thing feels so real. I would suggest that anyone that likes a challenge or just big toys this is a toy that you can go with out. A must have in your collection.
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Don't know about this one
Submitted: on January 2, 2007
This item was back ordered when we ordered it so they sent us the Chad Hunt S.C.. All I can say is wow. The Chad Hunt is not quite as long but every bit as wide. It really did the trick on my wife. But having said that we will be ordering this one again she wants to exprience the legend.
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Not for the weak!!!
Submitted: on July 25, 2008
The first time I laid eyes on this dildo it actually scared the living daylights out of me. It is so big that it is not natural, but after much persuasion from my ever horny husband, I gave it a shot. The first few times I used it, he tried to put it in, and it really didn't go in that well. (It IS over 2 inches wide.) I realized that when I put it in, it went in MUCH easier. So, thus began my love affair with this dildo. We use it every few months for about a month, and then put him away for awhile...don't want to get too much of a good thing. (Plus, my husband is oh-so-much better...I start missing him after a while!!) It was VERY intimidating at first, but at my husband's persuasion we worked our way into it...or I should say that it worked its way into ME...lol I would definitely recommend this to every adventurous couple!!
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Gagging
Submitted by: Swingers2 on July 30, 2008
Wow if you can- manage to throat this, then you should be a pornstar, this item feels reeeally real and lifelike, my husband gets jealous and cant get a word in (or anything else) - i guess he shouldnt have bought this for me- USE PLENTY OF LUBE. Its gauranteed me five orgasms a night, and now, theres no time for housework!
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The One and Only
Submitted: on November 7, 2008
Friends of ours got my wife one for her Birthday,and she couldn't wait to start playing with it ! It takes a lot of lube but it's worth it. Fills you up like no other toy !!! get one and enjoy !!! In fact get two and keep one as a spare!!!!
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If you like BIG, buy this!
Submitted by: sfgam001 on June 10, 2009
My toys have been getting bigger over time, but when I got the John Holmes, I thought no way! But with lots of patience and lots of lube, it rocked my world. If you can take it, you will not be disappointed!
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OMG this thing is a monster
Submitted: on August 13, 2009
I never thought in my wildest dreams this thing would be no where as big as it really is.This thing is as big around as a coke can.I used a bottle of lube on the wife and could not begin to get the head in her.I guess we will have to practice some stretching techniques
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BIG DOESN'T QUITE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!
Submitted: on June 4, 2010
THIS THING IS BIGGER THAN WE ANTICIPATED, BUT AFTER WARMING MY WIFE UP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF OUR TOYS AND LOTS OF LUBE WE WERE ABLE TO GET IT IN. SHE COULD TAKE A BIT OVER HALF BUT SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!! WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT
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stretch it to the max!!
Submitted: on December 7, 2010
I bought this for my wife recently. If you ever fantasize about a monster cock.. buy this. It feels and looks so real. I had to use tons of lube just to get it inside her. Once in, she came so hard. We are working on getting more in her. Satisfies her more than any man could. Thick as a coke can!
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Holmes
Submitted by: Longer than we thought but she seemed to enjoy it on February 9, 2011
Very large, longer than we expected she tried to squat on it but moved around to much. I used it on her and she loved it said it filled her up.
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BIG!
Submitted by: Charles and Jessica on June 9, 2012
Wife was in shock on how big it was but washed it and and she was soaking wet before and after. She feels pretty stretched but is already eager for it to fill her greedy pussy. Man is it ever a turn on for both of us. Definitley a must have. Use plenty of lube and she will orgasm in no time.
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WOW !!
Submitted: on June 28, 2012
Well my wife was intimidated by this at first but after some foreplay ,a few drinks ,and using another large toy we have she managed to take the first third of it!It fills her to the max . If your lady wants to push her limits this will do it !!!!
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HUGE BUT WORTH THE SPACE
Submitted: on May 20, 2006
My Girlfried was looking for her 2nd dildo(1st on was a
10" *2" cowgirl) wanted abigger one. So here we are to let you know what we think.Boyfriend the suction cup is wonderful will hold this heavy thing to just about anything. We love suction cupping to floor boyfried on back with sir John beteen leg by my own package tthin girlfriend mounts then rides.From the look on her face she is enjoy it with 6 inches of this wide dildo. big orgasms.
girlfriend view: It is a huge dildo! I could only play with this toy once b'yfriend and I had sex. Word of advice, bring lots of lube. it is worth the time to see how much you can take. multi-orgasmic!
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Holy cow or horse may be better
Submitted by: Demo User on September 20, 2006
This thing is hugh. I have seen full grown horses with smaller units. I purchased this to add to the existing collection because I wanted something on the large size but boy was I supprised when I first got a look at this. I am yet to put this to use because I know if she happens to get a look at this there is no way she would attempt it. It is literly the size of my wrist in diameter. Right now I think I will store it and maybe sometime in the future I may see what she thinks.
Product appears to be exactly as advertised and is made out of a very soft material.
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WOW
Submitted: on November 21, 2006
I can't reall rate this yet because we didn't make it to far with this gaint. It now sits in the dresser. Hopefully one day she will be up for the test. I can't blame her though. This thing is huge
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Gentle giant
Submitted: on December 24, 2006
This thing is perfect if you're looking for a very realistic, yet large dildo.
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amazing piece of work
Submitted by: A very happy woman on July 22, 2007
I bought a different item before because I was looking for something really thick, but in the back of my mind (and between my legs) I was wondering if I would ever be able to take John Holmes in.
So I ordered it, and was completely amazed. My lover had some doubts, but I didn't. Warming up with smaller dildlos got me ready, and with plenty of lube, he slipped right in.
I can't take all of it, (no more actual room) I can feel it land on my cervix again and again. The material though is the absolute greatest. It's so soft and delicious that it glides in smoothly, without any painfulness as it spreads and fills me.
I now use it myself all the time. Turn it upside down and you've got a perfect handle. When it's turned like that I can feel it hit my Gspot.
The first orgasm I had with it, I was draped over the bed and she was holding it with both hands. (It's too big for the harness.) She said that she could actually see me come clear white fluid. So add a first for me.
It's simply known now as John, and I joke that I played with John today. He's right by my bedside.
The pink coloring on the head and the veins on the dildo fades really quickly. He looks really natural now.
Granted I'd be happier if he was a few inches shorter, that way my lover could really go to town, she afraid of getting it in too deep, but as far as width...it's yummy!!!
Enjoy!
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Above average
Submitted: on August 22, 2007
I purchased this item recently. Delivery from online store was excelent. What We loved about this item is the UR3 material. It feels very "life" like to the touch and feel. The suction cup works very well and does hold on various surfaces. It is somewhat thinner than expected. The tapered head allows for easy insertion and the lenght will keep the lenght queen busy. What we did not like is the dildo is not very rigid and bends very easily. My wife has trouble keeping the dong from popping out. It is a very nice product and sure to keep one with smiles. Thanks Adam & Eve for the excelent service.
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Wow.... its huge!!
Submitted: on October 24, 2007
It was larger than I thought it would be... Ordered this for my GF. We wanted to experiment a little with large toys and thought it would be a great addition to our collection. It slipped it pretty easily considering its girth but we were pretty liberal with the lube. I am sure we will have much fun with this toy in the months to come.
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Wow
Submitted: on February 18, 2008
I thought I had a good idea of how big this thing was... until I opened the box. It's just huge and it feels so real it's scary. Me and the girlfriend wanted to try something out to stretch her out and fill her up. And this would have done the trick and then some, if we could have gotten it in. We tried but she's just too small for it to work. I still have to give this thing a 5 though, because of how real it feels and the shear size of it. Still think it'd be the hottest damn thing to see someone take this thing to the balls.
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HUGE
Submitted: on March 14, 2008
this thing is huge...but the wife warmed up to it after awile. it feels so real...wow, she only can go about 1/4 way but she likes
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FILL HER UP
Submitted: on June 6, 2008
Bought it for the GF the first time we used it she was making more noise then ever before and got me wanting to use it on her any chance I get
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Realistic?
Submitted: on June 24, 2008
I was disappointed by this product. First, I was shocked by the size of this thing. My wife and I have played with large toys before, but this is LARGE. I have never seen anything like it. Some people may want it this big, but it was way to big for us. Also, this toy had a smell that was distracting. Very well made and good material feel, but not for me.
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excellent
Submitted by: holly on June 27, 2008
i got this as a gift from my husband....when i first used it i almost came just by putting in it. he loves to watch me use it and we couldnt have bought a better toy...thanks adam&eve
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WOW!!!!!
Submitted by: USDMan on July 7, 2008
I received JOHN HOLMES 2 weeks ago and I could not believe the size when I pulled it out of the box. I thought there was no way this was going to fit but with patience, and ALOT of lube, it slid in and did it ever fill me up. If you like or need big, this is the one.
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A bit much
Submitted by: Roserhine on July 9, 2008
This is a very large dildo! Very appealing to the eye however to large for the average woman.
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Wow
Submitted: on July 11, 2008
This product is amazing. My wife is a size queen and she could not get it all the way in.
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very realistic
Submitted by: Happy wife on July 30, 2008
The is a wonderfully made product, it feels very real. It is a little larger than I expected, but with lube it feels wonderful. Hubby and I have several toys in our box and this is by far the largest. I can only get about half of its length in me, but hubby gets very excited using it on me.
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Impressive Unit.
Submitted: on October 10, 2008
Took her a few attempts to simply get past the powerful visual of Big John.. Now with LOTS of lube at least the head has made it in. Likely a work in progress. Really is BIG.
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was awsome
Submitted by: good girl on March 26, 2009
ladies, you dont know what your missing this is the only toy you will ever need,that is if you have the proper operator. it is the absolute best its actually a ten or better!!
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SWEET TOY
Submitted by: J AND K on March 11, 2010
I LOVE THE SMELL THIS HAS. IT IS PRETTY BIG BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD BE LONGER ONLY 10 INCHES OF INSERT. THE WIFE LIKES IT, ALMOST GOT IT ALL THE WAY IN AFTER 3 BACK TO BACK DAYS OF USE THEN WE TOOK A BREAK GOING TO TRY TONIGHT TO PUT IT ALL IN BALLS DEEP. FEELS AS CLOSE TO REAL AS IT GETS. WHEN WE FIRST OPENED IT SHE STROKED IT AND TOUCHED IT ALOT WANTED TO PUT IT IN HER RITE THERE BUT WE WAITED A COUPLE DAYS. THE SUCTION CUP HAS A TINY TEAR WHERE IT MEETS THE BOTTOM OF THE BALLS KEEPING AN EYE ON IT SO IT DOES NOT GET BIGGER. THE WIFE DOES NOT LIKE THAT IT IS A REPLICA OF SOMEBODY ELSES JUNK I TOLD HER TO JUST THINK OF IT AS ONLY A TOY. GAVE IT A 4 BECAUSE OF THE TEAR STARTING ALREADY AND THE SIZE, THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 12 OR 14 FROM SOME OF THE STUFF I READ. HAVING LOTS AF FUN WITH IT, LOVE PUTING BIG THINGS IN MY WIFE.
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best toy yet
Submitted: on February 4, 2012
got mine in the mail 2day. wanted 2 wait and surprize my girl friend but after i felt how real it felt i coulnot wait. washed it good then let it soak in hot water. lubed it up good and rode it myself!! i loved it!!! cant wait to use on my girl friend and get a harness so she can use it on me!!!!
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big boy
Submitted: on February 21, 2012
opening the package i was in shock! how exciting!
upon getting it in my ass, it felt amazing. NOT FOR BEGINNERS!
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Not for a virgin ass!!!
Submitted: on March 12, 2012
This big cock is an ass master! Not for beginners. First time I shoved this cock up my ass I just had to take it down to the balls over and over! Feels so wonderful, a must ass buddy for those who are a size king! A pleasure pal for guys who love their ass wrecked.
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Very nice
Submitted: on April 11, 2012
A+ craftsmanship. Has a very pleasant smell. Very realistic and huge!! No way I could ever take it all but having alot of fun trying. Would highly recomend
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WOW! In love!
Submitted: on April 24, 2012
I can't believe how big this toy is. My husband nearly creamed his pants when he seen what I had bought us to play with. It took a while to get it in my pussy but now it is my favorite toy!
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Amazing
Submitted by: Sarah T on March 18, 2013
This is by far my new favorite. The size is very intimidating but I worked my way up to it and had no problems. My boyfriend held it in place while I lowered myself down onto it and that was it. I was almost ashamed by how many times I came. This one is definitely not something I could handle on a daily basis but on those random nights when you get the urge it will leave you feeling quite fucked.
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to bigggg
Submitted by: totmaster on September 19, 2006
Had to send back, she could NOT use it. Sorry looked fun
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OH MY GOD
Submitted by: Baia on May 23, 2007
My husband purchased this for me and when it came in the mail yesterday I HAD to try it. Knelt over it and SLOWLY slid it up inside me and then rode it until I came. UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!
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over joyed
Submitted by: still smilin on November 10, 2007
the ur3 material is unbelivable. worth every penny. looked alittle over whelming at first, but once i got the head in. she did not want me to stop. she took it half way at first, but eventually she 's been able to take almost past the balls!!!!!!! slow and steady wins the race!!!!!!!!
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hard to swallow
Submitted: on December 16, 2007
finally able to touch his ball with my chin...............biggest and best..better than the real thing..now i wish i had a vagina...........lol
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WOW! HUGE!
Submitted by: NiDa on July 18, 2008
only a 3 right now - I feel sometime in the future i will be able to take it though. right now its just too big for me. :-(
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B
Submitted: on July 23, 2008
This is a very well built dildo and has a very pleasent smell to it to. Very worth the money.
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we loved it
Submitted: on August 7, 2008
my wife came as soon as i got it in her and it led to multiple orgasms. she also talked me into letting her trying it on me. i must say i almost came as soon as she got it in. this thing is huge, make sure you use lots and lots of lube. i came so hard i almost passed out. lol. we both love it. the only drawback is the color tip.the colo comes off so be sure to wash it all off before you start.
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Nice
Submitted: on August 29, 2008
I personally love the feel of this..It is as close to realistic as you can get. Not as big as Bam on the front end, but really comfortable.
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A must for everyone
Submitted by: Jay on October 28, 2008
This toy brings me tons of pleasure. It is so huge that entry will always be a challeenge but the payoff is so huge...gotta have daily+++
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NOT FOR THE BEGINER
Submitted: on November 12, 2008
My Wife Loves it but it is not for the beginer it will fill you up if you can take it . We have been using it since June & she can still only take 10 inches but this thing drives her WILD ! The only problem is the realistic shin comes lose starting at the bottom , so far it has came lose up past the balls .
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John Holmes Fan
Submitted by: NCfunguy 8124u on December 10, 2008
This is the best dildo I have ever had and enjoyed. I loved the way it feels and ride it to the hilt every chance I get. Now I know how Seka felt...nice
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John Holmes is the best of my giant dildos!!
Submitted: on January 14, 2009
I have 5 big dildos, from 9" to 12" lenth and 2 to 2,5" wide, like BAM, Jeff Striker...
But this is the best! The material seems like real, it´s soft and bendable! It fill my ass hole completely, i am using it daily since receive. Now, i´m a John adicted!
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Pleasurable but not perfect.....
Submitted by: I like a challenge!!!! on March 6, 2009
This is a really exciting dong and the size is very pleasurable! I loved it but have a few things I would change. I ripped myself on it a couple times even with an incredible amount of lube! I am not a fan of the softer skin. It might be my skin type but I like a little bit firmer skin. I would also like it to be firmer. It bends a little and is hard to ride really hard which is what I like. Also the suction cup isnt strong enough for the dong. I would like it to be stronger so I can have more adventures with it.
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thrilled
Submitted: on March 15, 2009
got this in the mail smells good has an awesome texture feels real but still havent taken it in the ass yet cant wait but wanna wait till i have a bit of spare time and really give my ass a work out
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BIG
Submitted by: Tx couple on July 29, 2010
The size of this thing is impressive, it's soft to the touch, yet sturdy enough for fun. It's by far the largest toy my wife has ever inserted in her, we were only able to work about 2/3 of it in but wow what a sight. It's stunning to visually see this thing being used.
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She loves it
Submitted: on December 8, 2010
Very big but manageable for her. Only thing he wished was that it vibrated but that's her personal preference. Overall she loves it. The pink tips a little funny, lol
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WOW
Submitted: on January 19, 2011
Feels so real! A little too thick but once it get in it feels great! It is way bigger than I imagined but awesome quality!
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Big guy
Submitted by: Deepbuttlove on September 4, 2012
This thing is a monster, it almost tore my ass. But after a nice slow easing in it felt so good to ride it hard.
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Massively Amazing!!
Submitted: on November 30, 2012
I never knew my ass could fit such an amazing size cock! It's worth every inch in both girth & length, not to mention how realistic the 'skin' feels! If you're the submissive type, this dildo will have you on your knees all night begging for more!
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WOW!
Submitted: on January 8, 2013
I bought this for my as a surprise. when I opened the box it was like OMG this thing is huge. I was almost affraid to show her but I did. She said there is no way that will work but we will try. She said this thing feels so real to touch. so after foreplay I lubed it up and worked it in. she came three times in ten minutes. She said WOW we will be using that again and again. she said its not hard like our other toys it feels just like a real cock.
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Realistic is right!
Submitted by: JimmieJames on April 16, 2013
What can I say that others have not. This id probably the most lifelike dildo I have ever seen. the give of the material is nothing like you have ever had if you have not experienced UR3.
The dildo is huge, but if that is what you want, this is one quality dong! Other reviewers have said that it is not "stiff" enough.. but if you have ever been with a man with a huge cock, you will know that the real thing does not feel like a solid bar of metal... it has give, it has flexibility, it is able to move to the contours of your body while it is pounding you silly. This is as close to real as you are going to get with a product and not a man.
She likes it big.....but
Submitted by: Anonymous on May 29, 2004
Submitted by: Anonymous on May 29, 2004
This may be too much of a good thing. This bad boy only comes out once in a while and then we seem to go back to some of the smaller (but still big) favorites.
Almost too big!
Submitted: on May 16, 2008
Submitted: on May 16, 2008
Wowwowowowowowow!
Great
Submitted by: Mariconson on June 21, 2008
Submitted by: Mariconson on June 21, 2008
At the begining it look very big because it was for anal penetration but with lots of lube and breathing deep I already took one third wish me luck with the rest
to large for most
Submitted: on July 23, 2008
Submitted: on July 23, 2008
to large for most
Wow... just wow!
Submitted: on September 19, 2008
Submitted: on September 19, 2008
Really, I hadn't thought about just how big this product would be, but I was more than happily surprised. I needed to wait until I bought a good lube, but I finally was able to use it and boy did it work me over good! Definitely not for the inexperienced, that's for sure.
this is one great dildo
Submitted by: bi-male bttm_4top (bibttm_4top@yahoo.com) on December 14, 2008
Submitted by: bi-male bttm_4top (bibttm_4top@yahoo.com) on December 14, 2008
you need to pick yourself up one of these great dildos they feel as real as it gets
happy riding
QUESTION`
Submitted: on December 27, 2008
Submitted: on December 27, 2008
can a woman possibly take this huge dildo all the way down to the BALLS ???
It turns me adicted!
Submitted by: giants addicted on February 23, 2009
Submitted by: giants addicted on February 23, 2009
This tool is huge, firm and soft at the same time, like real flesh! I love it, since I use it in my a... for 5 months, daily! With lots of lube I insert this beast up to the balls! Scream and pleasure!
Wow.
Submitted: on December 25, 2009
Submitted: on December 25, 2009
Lets just say all the reviews about it being huge(slightly thicker than a coke can) are true. I was scared of it and thought of returning it when i first saw it, but figured i would try it and all i can say is WOW! Feels more real than any other toy i have used, and is easier to insert than smaller toys i own. It just feels so good!! I would have to say it is my new favorite toy taking the place of mr marcus, which is also a very good toy. I dont think i will ever fit it all inside me although the thought of it all fitting in me is a real turn on. A MUST BUY TOY.
orgasmic
Submitted: on December 26, 2009
Submitted: on December 26, 2009
We have a nice selection of toys but this dildo has enhanced my wifes orgasms by the power of 10. We use it on the days where nothing else satisifies that "itch". This baby really does the trick. We may have to buy another just to have a spare or to loan out....
BIG BOY MADE HER SQUIRT
Submitted by: WV2CU2 on February 5, 2010
Submitted by: WV2CU2 on February 5, 2010
MY WIFE LOVES HER TOYS. LITTLE MY LITTLE EACH NEW TOY I BOUGHT HER I WOULD BUY ONE A LITTLE BIGGER. I BOUGHT THIS BIG BOY AND WHEN I SAW IT I DID NOT THINK SO COULD HANDLE IT BUT I WAS WRONG. I HAD TO USE ALOT OF LUBE AND GO SLOW THE FIRST TIME I USED IT ON HER AND I COULD ONLY GET THE HEAD IN. THE NEXT TIME WAS EVEN BETTER. AGAIN, I HAD TO GO SLOW BUT I GOT ALMOST 1/2 IN HER AND SHE SUCK ME WHILE I USED THE BIG BOY ON HER AND SHE CLIMAX (BIG 0) AND SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE ...WOW... THEN SHE WANTED ME TO MAKE HER CLIMAX AGAIN AND AGAIN. WHICH I DID!!! NOW SHE LOVES HER BIG BOY TOY AND I DO TOO!!! I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS ONE... THANK YOU JOHNNY!!!
Amazed
Submitted: on February 10, 2010
Submitted: on February 10, 2010
After receiving my new John Holmes toy my jaw hit the floor. After a few times of using it, I'am starting to get use to it. My husband throughly enjoys watching me please myself.
its greate
Submitted: on June 23, 2010
Submitted: on June 23, 2010
it feels good ,its very big and skin
like very real ,i try another ones before,but this one is better,the suction cup holds very good too, i love it
Great but not perfect.
Submitted: on September 8, 2010
Submitted: on September 8, 2010
I was pleasantly surprised by the lifelike feel & appearance. Rigid yet pliable. Although the size is considerable, it's not impossible. All I could have asked for EXCEPT the suction cup base is "egg" shaped instead of round & it doesn't hold suction very well at all. This makes solo play somewhat difficult. Other than that, this is a great toy!
wow
Submitted by: dorfis potty duncan on September 20, 2010
Submitted by: dorfis potty duncan on September 20, 2010
Wow is all I can say when we opened it it was way bigger then we thought. It real nice great feel to it. Girlfriend got sretched out pretty good. But was only able to take about 4 inches. We plan on getting her all the way inside. Not for the weak.
omg...
Submitted: on November 24, 2010
Submitted: on November 24, 2010
All I can say is WOW!!! This dildo feels extremely real. The thickness and length will be quite a bit much for any newcomers. It will be a challenge for any. When I took it out of the box I got butterflies in my stomach with excitement. very overwhelming, but very pleasurable. I love it!!!
going big
Submitted: on February 13, 2012
Submitted: on February 13, 2012
wife had a little trouble the first time but each time we use it she likes it more says she loves the feeling of being full
she loved it
Submitted by: Angel L. on March 29, 2012
Submitted by: Angel L. on March 29, 2012
My wife loved it once it was in all in her her face and moans said it all.....
Big!
Submitted: on April 10, 2012
Submitted: on April 10, 2012
This is a large true to life adult toy.
wow!!!
Submitted: on April 11, 2012
Submitted: on April 11, 2012
i under estimated this this at first but when it showed up this thing is huge! but went straight to the shower felt amazing never felt so full in my life...recomend for anyone that is a veteran with bigger toys:)
Enormous Pleasure
Submitted: on August 30, 2012
Submitted: on August 30, 2012
I purchased this because i love BIG! This was larger than i had imagined, but it is perfect for my needs. I used the lube and in about 20 minutes, it was inside me. My bottom never felt pleasure as much as this. Deffinately for experienced. very happy
Amazing
Submitted: on November 24, 2012
Submitted: on November 24, 2012
Tried it right out of the box upon delivery! Amazing. Recommend using lots of lubricant though. You will not be let down. Used it also in the bathtub with suction and worked well!
uranus
Submitted: on November 29, 2012
Submitted: on November 29, 2012
I am a full fledged heterosexual. At times I really enjoy anal sex with a woman using a strap on. The way this dildo is engineered using it in a strap on should be a walk in the park. I ussed to have a Jeff but I thought it too big. With this one I will change my approach. I will get back to you...
size
Submitted: on March 23, 2013
Submitted: on March 23, 2013
Wish you could order sizes, its one of the best I have ever had just wish it was thicker its plenty long enough . Wish there was an option for SIZE . The skins the best ever
Very nice toy.
Submitted by: Hammering herhole on June 8, 2013
Submitted by: Hammering herhole on June 8, 2013
The wife loves it. The first time I used it I could only get it in about 1/2 to 3/4 without her pulling back. Now I hold it and she rides it hard. She orgasms so hard with this beast. Ill then turn her over on her stomach and just pound her hard with it. She loves it. I should buy another one. She is wearing this one out. Really nice.
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