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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

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Brand:

Doc Johnson

Length:

12.0 inches

Function:

Suction-cup base

Colors:

Beige

Width:

2.50 inches

Best Used For:

Penetration

Special Features:

Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag

Customer Reviews - John Holmes Realistic Dildo



A Very Happy Woman   

on January 24, 2014

This toy was much bigger in person than it looked online, and I was just a bit worried that I had gotten in over my head. But with a little patience and a LOT of lube, I was in business! Now I can get this monster toy almost all the way in; the problem there is with the length, not the girth. It feels so amazing when I stuck this baby to the shower wall and went to town. It's a pity that there aren't many real ones this size, but this will definitely keep me satisfied until I find one!!!
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LOVE IT!!!   

on January 15, 2014

When my husband first showed me the toy I thought it would never fit! However, after some lube he was able to get most of it in...well ok all but 4 inches! It was amazing, and felt really good. it feels real inside and had me cumming within a minute. wish it was a little more "stiff" but LOVE IT Cant wait to have a night with "John" again :)
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WOW   

on January 7, 2014

This is the biggest and best in my box of toys...Lube is a must...Hits that deep G-spot itch every time!!! Fun to use alone or with the hubby...Will keep the home fires burning bright!!!
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wow!!!   

Dookie on January 6, 2014

Well the goodnews is the discreet package is excellent and the product did not fall short of expectations.It filled my hole to the max.If your a anal lover you better make sure you poop first before trying this monster..the bad news is my mom got the package before I got home and opened it so that was not pleasant 44 year old male upstate new York.
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honda69   

honda69 on January 1, 2014

its alittle big she couldn't take it but I say everyone should try it
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she loved it   

on December 25, 2013

received it very quickly, and she didn't know if she would be able to handle it due to it was very big. She finally tried it and got about 3/4 of it in. She must have cum, squirting all over the bed for what seem 10 times before she collapsed on the bed. I would recommend this to anyone that want to try something bigger, but it not for the faint at heart. because it is BIG!!!
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Yes, it's big!   

on December 11, 2013

The pics on the site don't do this thing justice. It's HUGE! Which is the point, of course. My girlfriend had way too much fun stuffing this beast up my backside. Definitely takes some getting used to, but the stretch is amazing. The toy is flexible and soft, which for anal play is a good thing. If you're looking for a challenge, this is it. Very happy with this buy!
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Hell Yeah   

on October 23, 2013

It is the most amazing toy I was so exciting to get it home I was amazed when I opened the box Yet burning with desire I stuck it to the headboard lubed up and doggie styled that massive toy and came over and over. cant wait my next toy might be the Bam that need to make a UR3 Bam
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awesome!   

theaccumulator on July 24, 2013

great texture, stiff enough while bendable, fairly slimmer than Bam, wife cums and cums with it.
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long   

on July 4, 2013

too long for me but other than that a great product that was a lot of fun to play with
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