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John Holmes Realistic Dildo
Item# 1400
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$79.95
John Holmes Realistic Dildo Features
A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions: John Holmes Realistic Dildo
Feeling adventurous? Now you can have the amazing dick of XXX legend John Holmes, the man who will be forever remembered for his incredible tool. This sex toy is a must for every adult collection.
• Dildo is 12" inches long and 2.5" inches wide
• Realistic replica of John Holmes
• Dildo is made of life like UR3
• Handpainted veining makes this dildo even more realistic
• Suction cup base allows dildo to be used hands free
• This dildo sex toy for advanced users
This dildo is one of the biggest Adam and Eve offers! A realistic duplicate of John's own exquisite cock, this huge dildo is an awesome 12" long and over 2.5" wide. No detail is overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the dildo’s hefty balls. Each vein,curve and bulge has been re-created in UR3.0, the most advanced sex toy material ever made: soft and flexible, but firm to give this dildo the realistic feel of actual skin. This toy is one of the best dildos around.
Imagine the thrill of using this monster dildo while enjoying a classic John Holmes movie. Use alone or with your sex partner while living out your wildest fantasies. This dildo can be used for vaginal or anal penetration (for advanced anal play) or even double penetration – if you dare. Pleasure yourself any number or ways using the suction cup bottom. Stick it to the floor, table top, shower walls, or almost any flat surface and grind out your passion on this enormous sex toy.
You're going to need lots of sex lube for this supersize dildo. Try Adam & Eve Personal Gel or, for a super-slick ride, Adam & Eve Signature Silicone Lube. If you're brave enough for anal adventures, try Adam & Eve Ultimate Anal Lube and re-apply it often.
The John Holmes Realistic Dildo cleans up easily and quickly when the fun's over. Just immerse it in warm soapy water, rinse and pat dry or try Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh while in storage. Or, for easier cleanup, try using a condom with this sex toy.
Adam & Eve recommends the John Holmes Dildo sex toy for couples or for solo masturbation and is rated four out of five stars by Adam and Eve customers.
Check out the full range of adult toys Adam and Eve offers.
Product Details
Length |
12.0 inches | |
Function |
Suction-cup base | |
Colors |
Beige | |
Width |
2.50 inches | |
Best Used For |
Penetration | |
Special Features |
Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag |
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23
people found the following review helpful
orgasmic
Submitted by: Anonymous on June 2, 2005
Wife uses Jeff Stryker on a regular base and said she wouldn't mind something a little bigger. So being the good husband I am I ordered the big boy for her, wanting to see if she could take the legend. When it came in the mail I thought she is going to kill me. When she saw it she said that it would not fit, well she warmed up with Jeff for awhile then started to rub oh John up and down her clit and then started pushing that large cock right in. When she got about 4 inches she started cumming and thrusting her hips. She said it was the best orgasm she ever had from a dildo. So to make a long story short I havent seen Jeff and my wife takes about 7 inches of Holmes twice a week. The UR3.0 makes the difference, it does feel like skin and it is bout 7 3/4 circumfrence till you get about 6 inches down from the top then it turns to 8 inches circumfrence. I love watching her .
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people found the following review helpful
HUUUUUGE!!!!!
Submitted by: Anonymous on October 7, 2005
I had seen a few of John's movies growing up and thought it would be really hot to see my wife take on the legend himself. Neither of us were pepared for what showed up at our door. This dong was bigger that anything we had ever seen. The shaft is so thick I can't touch the tips of my fingers to my thumb when I'm holding it. As far as insertable length goes be prepared for 10-1/2 inches from the tip to the balls. First of all my wife's a squirter. We have played with other vibrators and dongs that ranged in size from 7-8 inches and she's had no problem taking every inch and making herself cum all over them. When it comes to John though the first time she tried to ride it she was only able to get half of him in because of how thick he is. My wife's gotten a little more used to his size since we use him about once or twice a week. In fact, the last time we used him she stuck him to the floor and rode him reverse cowgirl. She started off slow and before I knew it she was was pushing her clit against his big balls and cumming all over him. I couldn't believe it, it was the first time she had ever taken every inch of him. This dong is unbelievable!! She loves the size and how full she feels using it (not to mention how hard she cums from it) and we both love what it's done for our sex life.
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people found the following review helpful
Satisfied SIZE Queen
Submitted by: Anonymous on May 26, 2004
I was impressed with how big it is. The texture is soft and silky just like a real cock, just a whole lot bigger. As big as it is, it's flexibe, not stiff like others. It is the biggest one in my collection. When I got it, I tried it right away (with lots of lube). I never felt so full in my life. The feeling was so intense, I cummed really quick. My husband really gets turned on everytime I use it. He likes watching it go in and out of me, always asking me to do it harder and deeper, but I could only get a little over half of it in me (about 7 inches). Being a size queen myself, this dong really does the job and would defintely recommend it to all you size queens out there.
17
people found the following review helpful
There's WICKED thin line between pain & pleasure!
Submitted: on December 12, 2003
I always wanted to know what a big dick would feel like. And in a conversation with my boyfriend I was amazed that he didn't know who John Holmes was. Well, that was MY PERFECT REASON to buy the legend. He saw it and was shocked that any woman could take it. He hasn't used it on me (yet.) It is intimidating simply by the weight of it. By myself however? The PLEASURE is INCREDIBLE! It is that fine line we've all felt between pleasure and pain when we've had an EXTREMELY INTENSE ORGASM.<BR>
I have used it handheld, mounted to the floor and the other day? I wanted it doggie style. So, I mounted it on the bathroom door. Backed up to it and oooohh! I rocked GENTLY away! I've only been able to penetrate 4 inches (so far!) THIS IS ONE SERIOUS COCK. WHEN THEY SAY USE PLENTY OF LUBRICATION? DO IT WITH TOY AND ENJOY!
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people found the following review helpful
Turns me into a complete slut every time *blush*
Submitted by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005
And I love it! I told my husband he was crazy when he first brought this out - "there's no way!" I said. Well, I'm here to tell you, with a LOT of foreplay and lube, I can slowly work "Johnny" all the way inside me. I would have never believed it if someone had told me, but this thing makes you cum like a porn star! I don't know if it's the sheer size filling me up or looking down and seeing only Johnny's balls still visible - this thing turns me on like nothing else. Ladies, if you're into anal (and you can tear your man away from the "show") have him enter you anally while Johnny's still in you vaginally - it's the most intense thing I've ever experienced!<BR>
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And with the suction cup - you can have Johnny any way you like - you can ride him, you can back up to him doggy. Of course, if you want him "on top' you can always forego the suction cup and use your hands.<BR>
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Johnny's a must have - you'll love every last inch of him!
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people found the following review helpful
I didn't know a woman could make sounds like that.
Submitted by: Karg on May 22, 2007
OK, so the big toy thing has been my idea. And I think at the beginning, she felt terrified when she saw the size of this one. When I decided to see if she could ride it, I had her get on her hands and knees. I slid my member in until she was all relaxed and wet, while I slathered lube all over John's monster. The I pulled out and SLOOOWLY started pushing in this telephone pole. At first she recoiled and I slowed down to let her adjust. One inch, two inches, four, nine, then I started slowly working it -- in and out -- in and out. Ten inches. Twelve. Her claws were hanging on to the sheets. Her voice a low, growling, animal moan -- filled the room, her ass in the air pushing her totally stretched slot back onto the tree trunk I'm impaling her with. She got particularly wound up on the full strokes when the giant head hit her G-Spot. We haven't made it to the full length, but trust me, there are no objections when John comes out to play.
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people found the following review helpful
FANTASY SLOW GOOD
Submitted: on November 3, 2005
Whenever I took this out of the package, I thought how in the world would anyone be able to take this thing. It feels and looks so real. If you want a full feeling and I mean FULL, you've bought the right toy. It took awhile to warm up to this thing, but you will not be dissappointed. You will come more, spasm more, and scream more with John than any other toy. It's worth the money a hundred time over. I can't wait to try in the butt. I'm becoming more and more of a fan of anal sex. John along with the Back Door Budy is so incredibly amazing. Use tons of lube!!!!
15
people found the following review helpful
great!!!
Submitted: on December 14, 2005
got this for my wife the other day and when I showed it to her she said that there was no way I was using that big thing on her...but after a few days of smooth talking she finally said ok we will try it once! well she was really suprised of how real it felt and how full it made her.. and she really enjoyed it alot!!!!! the other night was about our 3rd or 4th time using it and she has really gotten more used to the size. only difference is this time she asked for it by name!! by the way the last time we used it she had a orgasam so hard and intence that the bed was soaked by her orgasam...and that has never happened before....I asked her when things cooled down, what ever happened to only using this thing once?? she replied "no comment" and smiled with pure satisfaction written on her face!!!
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people found the following review helpful
WOW
Submitted: on January 23, 2006
This thing is a perfect fit. I take it right to the balls, and it gets me off every time.
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people found the following review helpful
Large
Submitted by: Accidentally on June 3, 2010
This is the UR3 version. Specs are: 10" max insertable length, 7.25" circumference at head, narrows to 7", lower 1/2 of length is 7.5-7.75".
Very soft, stands up fine, suction cup is ok (not great), texture is very smooth (little too smooth on the veins/ head), it's a little floppy but in a good way, paint job is a laugh.
Good but not great. Wish there was a VixSkin in this size range.
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