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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

$89.95
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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Best Used For:
Penetration
Brand:
Doc Johnson
Colors:
Beige
Features:
Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America
Length:
12.0 inches
Width:
2.50 inches
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on 7/16/2017 2:18:55 PM
Wife loves it!
Wife is a bit of a size queen and enjoys the girth. It is very soft and serves as a good warmer upper because it really opens her up for fisting and larger toys. The thickest part is near the base, wife wishes she could go that deep but its a little too long for that. Great buy.
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on 7/13/2017 5:27:15 AM
Im addicted to huge anal dildoes
It's the best on the market if won't to try it with a condom with a good lube I don't hardly know it's in if like the full feeling use vasoline I like that a lot it's big but every one will be able to handle it in a very sort time I'll go for hours at a time theirs two different sizes one is 2 3 quarter wide and the other is 2 and 2 half wide get hem both I did I'm glad I did you will like to change out once in a while I like going to the nuts the last two inches is the most fun for me once I relax I can take it all that way it feels like mile coming out some say it's to soft it's perfect and penalties so easy that's it
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on 6/19/2017 8:42:37 AM
Pros: None Cons: Too big!
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on 6/16/2017 12:23:14 AM
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on 6/14/2017 3:17:23 AM
Pros: Everything Cons: Maybe a larger suction cup
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on 6/14/2017 3:17:09 AM
Pros: It's big. My lady loves it.
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on 6/5/2017 12:31:24 AM
Pros: It looked so big. But I wanted to try it and yep it's a keeper. Have enjoyed it with a partner and by myself. Mmmm very good Cons: I didn't like that it didn't come with the suction cup. Had I known it was extra I would have gotten it to. But it didn't stop me still had lots of fun with it
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on 6/1/2017 1:54:57 PM
Pros: It feels great and clean up is easy, I love it. Cons: I wish it was stiffer because when your riding it bends alot.
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on 5/25/2017 5:38:37 PM
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on 5/16/2017 5:11:02 PM
Pros: That thick Dong will stretch your hole Cons: Smells bad at first
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