Porn Star Dads Know Best

After putting together a list of MILFs for Mother's Day, your friends at Adam and Eve decided it wouldn't be fair to leave the guys out of the process. So, we started talking about our favorite older male stars and started imagining what it would be like to have them as a dad - and we're not talking about just gaining an extra 2 or 3 inches below the waist.

1. Evan Stone - Evan's like the fun-loving dad who can take the most boring thing imaginable (dusting the house, washing the dishes, cutting the grass with a tiny pair of scissors and a ruler) and make it fun. Easily the funniest porn star out there, Evan never fails to deliver the laughs when he's not burying his skilled tongue in some girl's wet box. Slated to play Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek Spoof, Evan's sure to boldly go where no man has gone before while doing babes many men have done before.

2. Mr. Marcus - Suave and confident, Mr. Marcus is the cool dad you can count on for advice and help. No matter what wacky stunt you pull involving your history teacher, an ostrich stolen from the zoo and a vat of peanut butter, you know Mr. Marcus will be there to bail your butt out of jail. And no matter what sort of problems you have asking out your dream girl, you know you count on Mr. Marcus for the keys to the car and some good advice. About the only thing you have to worry about is your new girlfriend getting a crush on your dad once she sees just how cool he is compared to you.

3. Tommy Gunn - Always busy and on the go, Tommy would be a good single father. With his crazy schedule, he'd be a natural at juggling school, soccer practices, cooking supper, bandaging skinned knees, and teaching you to throw a football in addition to everything else you need. .

4. Ron Jeremy - Ron is pretty much the stereotypical dad. He's something of a goofball, you're scared for your friends to meet him because he'll probably do something really embarrassing, and you don't really appreciate him all that much until later on.

5. Randy Spears - Earnest and hard-working, Randy's the kind of dad who comes home after a hard day at work, throws his feet up on the coffee table and drinks some Scotch while the family dog fetches his slippers. He'd probably be on the stricter side, but always willing to jump in and help you, whether you're working on homework or raking leaves in the yard.

6. Mike Horner, Honorable Mention – Last but not least, we couldn’t forget the man who’s played one of the most iconic father figures of all in Hustler’s Not the Bradys XXX series. As Mike Brady, Mike Horner deserves major kudos for putting up with 3 boys of his own and 3 step-daughters with hair of gold without going insane.