2009 AVN Awards Report

This is ordinarily the space we would devote to an in-depth analysis of the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards show. Unfortunately, the Forbidden Fruit staff had to stay at home this year because of a party that got a little out of hand last year. On a more positive note, we do have a detailed breakdown of this year’s award winners and the arrest warrants should expire in time for next year’s show.

The biggest winner this year was undoubtedly Pirates: Stagnetti’s Revenge – netting 15 awards including the Best Feature award and virtually shutting out the competition.

The enchanting Jenna Haze won the coveted Best Starlet award – propelled by skilled appearances in a series of TV spoofs like This Ain’t the Munsters and Not Bewitched XXX in addition to a secondary role in the Pirates movie. “I will spread by legs forever in this fucking business for you; this is just the beginning of my sluttiness,” Jenna said in her acceptance speech.

Speaking of spoofs, Not Bewitched did extremely well for a movie not about pirates, taking home awards for Best Comedy, Best Solo Scene (with the lovely Teagan) and more.

We’re especially proud to report that AdamEve.com took home the Best Retail Website award. So thanks to all our customers who helped make this possible!

Visit our special AVN Awards Page to get a special discount on a few of our winning titles!