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John Holmes Realistic Dildo
$99.95

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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206 reviews
$99.95

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Due to manufacturer pricing policies, we are unable to offer further (all) discounts on this item.

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Brand:
Doc Johnson
Colors:
White
Features:
Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America
Length:
12.0 inches
Width:
2.50 inches
Customer Rating
4.6
(206 Reviews)
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GeoSweetie
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Age: 25-34
Gender: Female
Status: Married
Too big for me Submitted 7/24/2019
7/24/2019
Bought for play with hubby, but it's just too big for me to insert. Still fun to play with and has a great feel to it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Flyboy19
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Too large for my girlfriend’s small and tight vagina. Submitted 5/30/2019
5/30/2019
It’s great if your wife or girlfriend has a large enough vagina to accommodate this massive penis.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Couple2019
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Second to best! Submitted 5/8/2019
5/8/2019
Once we got this piece we tried it and it made the wife nut almost immediately being slammed in. We bought a second piece similar to this one had a little more grip and length and less girth but made her nut in two slams.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Sexylady69
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Best producto ever! Submitted 4/19/2019
4/19/2019
Great quality
No, I would not recommend this product.
No,  I would not recommend this product.
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West Virginia Man
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Age: 25-34
Gender: Male
Status: Married
So real and just wow! Submitted 4/5/2019
4/5/2019
I ordered this because I thought I wanted something larger than what I had. Boy was this thing large enough! It immediately does it’s job in a very short amount of time! I was thoroughly impressed! It feels so so lifelike and real! This is the realest toy I have ever purchased. I’d give it more stars if I could!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Stretched out
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Age: 35-44
Gender: Male
Its thick Submitted 5/3/2018
5/3/2018
The product isn't too floppy like some have said. The suction cup could be better. I've had thick before but this is the thickest I've had. It took me a good 5 minutes to get it past the head. It hurt a bit at first but now I am taking it all the way in and the feeling of being full is great. Make sure you lube it good and take your time until your used to it...
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Trainedhammer
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Great Submitted 3/16/2018
3/16/2018
Great toy
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Anonymous
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Amazing Submitted 3/9/2018
3/9/2018
Loved taking it all. Rode it for my boyfriend. He loved watching it. He then thrusted his fist in me. Multiple orgasms. I'm sure I'm going to wear it out.
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Anonymous
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Will not stick Submitted 3/6/2018
3/6/2018
It is so top heavy that it does NOT stick on ANYTHING...... It was sent back
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Anonymous
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I would definitely buy this again Submitted 12/2/2017
12/2/2017
I loved everything except the back door knocker I received was broken and the rose bud stroker was already ripped when I opened the box.
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