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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

$99.95

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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201 reviews
$99.95

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Due to manufacturer pricing policies, we are unable to offer further (all) discounts on this item.

Best Used For:
Penetration
Brand:
Doc Johnson
Colors:
White
Features:
Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America
Length:
12.0 inches
Width:
2.50 inches
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2 of 2 people found this review helpful
Its thick
Stretched out On 5/3/2018 10:05:55 AM
The product isn't too floppy like some have said. The suction cup could be better. I've had thick before but this is the thickest I've had. It took me a good 5 minutes to get it past the head. It hurt a bit at first but now I am taking it all the way in and the feeling of being full is great. Make sure you lube it good and take your time until your used to it...
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4 of 5 people found this review helpful
Great
Trainedhammer On 3/16/2018 4:24:17 PM
Great toy
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7 of 7 people found this review helpful
Amazing
Anonymous On 3/9/2018 9:16:48 AM
Loved taking it all. Rode it for my boyfriend. He loved watching it. He then thrusted his fist in me. Multiple orgasms. I'm sure I'm going to wear it out.
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4 of 7 people found this review helpful
Will not stick
Anonymous On 3/6/2018 8:58:41 AM
It is so top heavy that it does NOT stick on ANYTHING...... It was sent back
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3 of 7 people found this review helpful
I would definitely buy this again
Anonymous On 12/2/2017 3:31:28 PM
I loved everything except the back door knocker I received was broken and the rose bud stroker was already ripped when I opened the box.
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6 of 7 people found this review helpful
Very disappointed
Anonymous On 12/2/2017 2:26:27 AM
I was really excited about this product. I liked the idea of the real skin feel with a hard core. Unfortunately, the core wasn't hard enough and the dildo was way too floppy. The size was great but the lack of stiffness made it slightly difficult to insert and extremely difficult to ride.
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9 of 10 people found this review helpful
Bigger then expected
Anonymous On 10/14/2017 5:29:46 PM
Not for faint of heart, will fill your naughty side and then some.
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12 of 12 people found this review helpful
Freaking awesome.Luv it!!!
Anonymous On 10/11/2017 6:20:06 PM
Made me orgasm within seconds!!!! Squirted everywhere!!
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4 of 5 people found this review helpful
OMG!!! Quite more than Expected
Xiao On 10/6/2017 10:57:12 AM
When I ordered this, I thought it would be a natural progression from my All-American. Like all the other reviews, much larger than anticipated. I am working on the progression of it. I think I would like it a little more firm, but other than that...Gonna love it when I can.
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6 of 8 people found this review helpful
Great!!
Anonymous On 8/31/2017 3:55:03 PM
Not going to lie, its huge and my wife is not as big as this but at least she can take a little more then the tip. This has made sex a lot more interesting since we love doing different things.
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