John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 25,000 Sold (256) Reviews

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Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can.

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

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Specifications

Batteries	No batteries required
Brand	Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock, DJ Signature Cocks
Colors	White
Features	Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Storage Bag Included, Non-Vibrating
Insertable Length	10 inches
Length	12 inches
Material	PVC
Width	2.50 inches

Reviews

(256) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5

Product aptly named!

Nice and realistic feel. Great texture and ample size. It's a fan favorite!

Lifelike

Hard to believe a man was this big! The "lifelike" feel of this one makes me fantasize it's really happening. It can go deeper than I can take, but I'll never stop tying.

5 stars out of 5	191 people reviewed this product at 5 stars
4 stars out of 5	39 people reviewed this product at 4 stars
3 stars out of 5	11 people reviewed this product at 3 stars
2 stars out of 5	9 people reviewed this product at 2 stars
1 stars out of 5	6 people reviewed this product at 1 stars

Gotta have it

5 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

A year ago I ordered this and have been trying it out a little at a time ever once in a while and it paid off Big time!!! She was able to take about 8" of it sliding in and out with ease. Before she wouldent let me get it in just because she had seen it and dident want it stretching her out I guess. This time she was a little drunk and dident realize which toy I had. She was relaxed and let it sli...de right in till it hit bottom and moaned with delight as I eased it in and out. It wasnt long till I could feel her hips moving rythmiclly pushing it ever further inside her until she exploded with moans of delight with her hips clear off the sheets legs quivering like never before!!!! What a delight I wish I had it on camera it was outstanding to say the least :) Cant wait till next time !!!! Read more

Anonymous - 10/13/2008

OH JOHNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

When I showed my wife the pic of John at the website she said don't waste your money it will never fit. When John arrived and I showed him to her in person, she said OMG there is no way in hell that will fit in my hole ( it was bigger than I had thought it would be ). Much to my delight my wife said she would try it that night. We started out with some fun smoke if you know what I mean, it is impo...rtant to be relaxed. Johns texture and feel is much like the real thing and a heating pad will give him the warmth. I started to slowly moving the shaft back & forth at her opening with a lot of lube the head popped in, she moaned and said it burn a little but felt good. For the the second time I was able to see my wifes cherry popped and it was such a turn on for me (don't worry ladies there was no blood). On this night we only used about a 1/4 of it, since then we have played a few other times and she is now taking about a 1/3. My wife said that she is getting more & more pleasure each time we use it, John is quickly climbing his way to the top of our toy box. Take your time and use a lot of lube, it will be worth your time and money!!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

Zonnies - 7/10/2008

OMG, this thing is huge!

5 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

When the wife first saw it, she laughed, saying it would never fit, and I just wasted money. After a nice long warm up, and lots of lube, when I slid it in her eyes rolled up into the back of her head and she had about a 15 min orgasm. She was only able to take about half of it, but that is all it took. This thing is HUGE, I am above average size and this thing dwarfs me. We haven't tried the s...uction cup yet, but I can't wait to watch! Read more

Anonymous - 8/2/2008

Freaking awesome.Luv it!!!

5 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

Made me orgasm within seconds!!!! Squirted everywhere!!

Anonymous - 10/11/2017

great strecher

5 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

wife has to be really worked up to take this one. after working her up and easing it in she cums almost imediatly and cums very very hard. she can take a little over half. have to be very carefull she got a little excited and pulled it in to deep

Anonymous - 8/2/2011

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Product aptly named!

Nice and realistic feel. Great texture and ample size. It's a fan favorite!

Lifelike

Hard to believe a man was this big! The "lifelike" feel of this one makes me fantasize it's really happening. It can go deeper than I can take, but I'll never stop tying.