$119.95
John Holmes Realistic Dildo
$119.95

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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4.6 stars of 5 rating
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$119.95

Product Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

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Batteries
No batteries required
Brand
Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock, DJ Signature Cocks
Colors
White
Features
Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America, Storage Bag Included
Gender
Male, Female
Insertable Length
9.5 inches
Length
12.75 inches
Material
PVC
Width
2.50 inches
Customer Rating
4.6
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Horny hubby
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More than expected 2/20/2022
The wife and I absolutely love it, she had 4 gushing orgasms that completely had me so fired up and ready to explode
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Whoknows2001
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Wife loves it 1/20/2022
Although hesitant at first because it does look intimidating, she really enjoyed this dildo. She loved the girth and the nice stiff feel (had some give, but still firm). Couldn’t take the whole thing, but enjoyed what she could take. She did need to warm up to it, and we probably couldn’t use it as a first toy in our session.
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Lolitalove
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I was shocked! 1/13/2022
When I opened the box, I was shocked at the size but I was even more shocked by the softness! It's silky smooth and remarkably life-like! its the perfect density and even though its not for beginners, it feels amazinggg after a little warming up. 5 stars! I highly recommend!
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Woowoorara
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OMG yes!!! 12/26/2021
Not too heavy but nice and big!! Definitely a fun you!
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Fluffy
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Wife loves it 12/24/2021
She was a little scared but now thoroughly enjoys!
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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