$99.95
John Holmes Realistic Dildo
$99.95

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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4.6 stars of 5 rating
220 Reviews
$99.95

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

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Batteries
No batteries required
Brand
Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock, DJ Signature Cocks
Colors
White
Features
Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America, Storage Bag Included
Gender
Male, Female
Insertable Length
9.5 inches
Length
12.75 inches
Material
PVC
Width
2.50 inches
Customer Rating
4.6
4.6 stars of 5 rating
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Lots of fun ! 6/5/2021
It’s definitely a level expert, but my wife and I have a great time playing with this dildo. We haven’t tried the suction, but she did say it feels the most realistic out of all of the dildos we have used. Also, lube is a must with the dildo. Unfortunately it sucks up all of her wetness so we can’t continue using it unless it’s lubed up. If you’re into this kind of thing and want to take it to the next level, I highly recommend this dildo.
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Amazing in every way! 4/11/2021
This toy effectively fills the hungriest of holes and yet it is soft and flexible enough to stretch any sphincter with no collateral discomforts that more rigid toys often create.
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Great product 3/11/2021
Omg!!! He’s huge but feels so good. I didn’t think we would get this gigantic man inside me but ladies it didn’t take long And if you want a good stretch and squirt like gushing water you have to get this dildo. Now I want to use him every night and my husband gets a big thrill out of watching me use it.
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Love’m big
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Absolutely fulfilled 2/27/2021
The best size ever for my anal pleasures. It gives a feeling of being full up without being oversized. The length is perfect to reach my depths my needs!
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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Feels really amazing!!!! 12/8/2020
So glad I bought this again! Now I would have given 5 stars, except for the suction on the base issue ??.. Does not allow you to stick on vertical surface for hands free use. The old version had that ability. However, I do like the option of using vac-u-lock machine(s)! Considering I use it for solo anal play! The feeing you get is so amazingly full!! It’s very tough to stop pleasing myself! ?? Also if your looking for a real crazy feel, add a ribbed condom! I love the feeling so much! Makes me want to go and play right now! I was still able to put it all in, right down to the balls! If your wondering.... I use ( ID glide / water based lube w/Syringe to shoot the lube up in me! ) That makes such a positive difference!! Please use Caution, not for beginners. Plus any lube you use is a must! Have fun enjoying this amazing feeling of really feeling full in every inch! ????
Yes, I recommend this product. Yes,  I recommend this product.
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