For Size Queens Only! Imagine The Possibilities!


• This amazingly lifelike dong gives you nearly nine inches of deep thrusting pleasure.

Go big or go home! Now stay all night with pride as you swing a big dong. It's a huge erection fantasy come to life in your hot little hands –– and other places, too.

Run your finger along the sculpted tip and down the veiny, hyper-masculine shaft. You can almost feel the testosterone bubbling over! Keep the lights on, you'll want to see each delicious inch sink in, with help from your favorite lube, of course.

Your All American Ultra Whopper Slim Dong is the perfect width for wild, uninhibited comfort. When it feels good, do it! You can also bend and flex it to your heart's content to find those special hot spots that need scratchin'.

• All American Ultra Whopper Slim Dong
• Realistic dong shaped like a throbbing erection
• Great for internal and external use
• Sculpted details look and feel so real
• Bulbous head with veiny textures for more stimulation and to hold onto lube longer
• 9" total length, 1.5" wide
• Insertable up to 8.5"
• Made from flexible, flesh-like PVC
• Flexes to body's inner contours effortlessly
• Strap-on harness compatible
• Suction cup base holds to any flat surface for hands-free stability
• Waterproof
• Use with your favorite lube (or pick one up from Adam & Eve)

And you can bang a dong (get it on), thanks to the suction cup base. Stick it to any flat surface for hands-free thrills, or saddle up your favorite strap-on harness for intimate lovin'. (Just imagine how that tool will look sticking out so big –– the temptation will be great to snap some photos of this big wiener. Just don't post them on the internet!)

Some of your emails and customer reviews said you'd like a big, slim dong without balls –– the better to sink the shaft all the way in. And so that when using a strap-on you'll both be that much closer with each to-the-hilt thrust. The All American Ultra Whopper Slim Dong was made for you!

Maintenance is easy. Wash by hand with warm, soapy water and pat dry with a clean towel. Store your sex toys in a dark, dry place. Make sure they don't touch each other and you're good to go –– and come!

Have a 3-way with your partner and the All American Ultra Whopper Slim Dong. It sure beats trolling Craigslist!

So git it all up in there –– with ease! Add the All American Ultra Whopper Slim Dong to your sex toy collection today. It fits just fine in your shopping cart!