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Adam & Eve's Night Before Christmas XXX Parody Continued

Just then in a twinkling, she heard on the roof, A sudden noise - could it be the return of that goof
And then before Bree could get back to bed, He came down the chimney and crashed on his head.

Still dressed all in red, with accents of white, He was covered in soot and out like a light. A bagfull
o goodies lay strewn on the floor, Vibrators, butt plugs and dildos enough to fill a store!

His eyes were so glassy, so bruised was his head, Her thought, while not classy, was, "Oh darn, he's
dead!" So she breathed in his mouth, to get a reaction, And did, in the form of a giant erection.

Suddenly warmth came back to his lips. His hands stroked triple X curves and cradled her hips. He
nibbled her neck and caressed her flat belly. Her nerves got all tingly, her knees turned to jelly.

She was starting to waver, she felt a warm pang, But she was saved by the bell when her cell phone rang
Who could be calling at such a strange time? Surprise! It was Ron Jeremy's voice on the line!

She spoke not a word, her head started to swim. Who had she been kissing? Could it really be him?
Then laying a finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

Bree thought, he was sexy, and virile and bold! But the real Santa Claus is a thousand years old!
Then we heard him exclaim, flying North over the hump, Merry Christmas to all and thank goodness for penis pumps!

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