Darth Invader Dildo

Darth Invader Dildo circumference illustration

Darth Invader Dildo with ruler to show length

Darth Invader Dildo

$99.99

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These Are The 15 Inches You’re Looking For!

The moons have aligned, and this once-in-a-millennium Darth Invader dildo has just landed. With 13 inches of insertable length and 4 inches diameter this empire-sized toy is ready to invade any rebel base. Start with his intricately detailed tip - complete with realistic ridges and veins. As he widens, notice his details take a more villainous turn. His detailed body comes to an end as his cape pools at the base. This super-strong suction cup base is secure enough to handle some force, allowing you to go for a “hands-solo” ride. 15 by 4 inches total; 13 by 4 inches insertable (do or do not, you’ll have to decide). This dildo weighs in at over 3 pounds!

Key Features

One-of-a-kind novelty
15 inches of dark side
Ultra-detailed body
Realistic tip - if you’re up for the challenge
Super-thick & XXL length
Iconic jet-black PVC look
Display-worthy packaging
Phthalate and Latex-free PVC
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Description

“The best ride in the galaxy!” -C.C.C., Gold-Star Reviewer

It’s not every light year that you find an invader this big and this dark. At 15 inches tall, he definitely has the high ground. Darth Invader’s 13 insertable inches will fill you with a force that would send anyone to the dark side. His slopes & curves threaten a villainously good time.

We Find Your Lack Of O’s Disturbing

Unique novelty collectible or powerful challenge? Only you can decide that. This looming 15-inch dildo is covered in intricate detail throughout its design. The dark, alluring tip will seduce you with its veins and ridges. Further down, things turn to the dark side as the detailed body fills in down the shaft. Tempted? I know. The head is perfectly designed for ease of penetration - if that’s a challenge you can handle. The XXL size and smooth PVC design will send you out of this galaxy (in twelve parsecs or less)!

Have A Bad Feeling About This?

Not quite ready to invade your rebel base? That’s not your only hope. This parody product has a unique novelty quality. Perfect for collectors or as a gift. Darth Invader will strike back plenty of conversation sitting on a shelf. The unique packaging alone is worthy of its own spot on display.

When Your Epic Saga Comes To An End…

When you return from your ‘gasms far, far away - clean up is simple. This Invader is designed from phthalate and latex-free PVC material. You’ll want to use a water-based lubricant while playing. When your villain is ready for his after care- simply wash with mild soap and water. Pat dry with a lint-free cloth.

May the ‘gasms be with you!

Specifications

Batteries	No batteries required
Brand	Icon
Colors	Black
Features	Suction-Cup Base, Textured
Insertable Length	13 inches
Length	15.0 inches
Material	PVC
Width	4 inches

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