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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Item #1400
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Avg. Rating 4 Stars

Our Price: $69.95

        

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions: John Holmes Realistic Dildo

 

Feeling adventurous? Now you can have the amazing dick of XXX legend John Holmes, the man who will be forever remembered for his incredible tool. This sex toy is a must for every adult collection.

• Dildo is 12" inches long and 2.5" inches wide
• Realistic replica of John Holmes
• Dildo is made of life like UR3
• Handpainted veining makes this dildo even more realistic
• Suction cup base allows dildo to be used hands free
• This dildo sex toy for advanced users

This dildo is one of the biggest Adam and Eve offers! A realistic duplicate of John's own exquisite cock, this huge dildo is an awesome 12" long and over 2.5" wide. No detail is overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the dildo’s hefty balls. Each vein,curve and bulge has been re-created in UR3.0, the most advanced sex toy material ever made: soft and flexible, but firm to give this dildo the realistic feel of actual skin. This toy is one of the best dildos around.

Imagine the thrill of using this monster dildo while enjoying a classic John Holmes movie. Use alone or with your sex partner while living out your wildest fantasies. This dildo can be used for vaginal or anal penetration (for advanced anal play) or even double penetration – if you dare. Pleasure yourself any number or ways using the suction cup bottom. Stick it to the floor, table top, shower walls, or almost any flat surface and grind out your passion on this enormous sex toy.

You're going to need lots of sex lube for this supersize dildo. Try Adam & Eve Personal Gel or, for a super-slick ride, Adam & Eve Signature Silicone Lube. If you're brave enough for anal adventures, try Adam & Eve Ultimate Anal Lube and re-apply it often.

The John Holmes Realistic Dildo cleans up easily and quickly when the fun's over. Just immerse it in warm soapy water, rinse and pat dry or try Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh while in storage. Or, for easier cleanup, try using a condom with this sex toy.

Adam & Eve recommends the John Holmes Dildo sex toy for couples or for solo masturbation and is rated four out of five stars by Adam and Eve customers.

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Best Used For: Penetration
Colors: Beige
Function: Suction-cup base
Length: 12.0 inches
Special Features: Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag
Width: 2.50 inches
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Amy127Adam & Eve Customeron 7/3/20105 Stars

WOW!
It took lots of lube and a bit of work from my boyfriend to get it inside me, but once he did all I can say is WOW! He was doing me with this beautiful cock so hard that I came with a force that made me shiver! What a ride!!
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Anonymous UserAdam & Eve Customeron 6/4/20104 Stars

BIG DOESN'T QUITE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!
THIS THING IS BIGGER THAN WE ANTICIPATED, BUT AFTER WARMING MY WIFE UP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF OUR TOYS AND LOTS OF LUBE WE WERE ABLE TO GET IT IN. SHE COULD TAKE A BIT OVER HALF BUT SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!! WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT
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AccidentallyAdam & Eve Customeron 6/3/20104 Stars

Large
This is the UR3 version. Specs are: 10" max insertable length, 7.25" circumference at head, narrows to 7", lower 1/2 of length is 7.5-7.75". Very soft, stands up fine, suction cup is ok (not great), texture is very smooth (little too smooth on the veins/ head), it's a little floppy but in a good way, paint job is a laugh. Good but not great. Wish there was a VixSkin in this size range.
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ravan21Adam & Eve Customeron 1/27/20105 Stars

I've never seen anything this big before!!
I bought this wanting the next size up in anal toys..but OMG! this thing is huge I just got mine in today and after a hour of of fun I got all of in it except mabey 2 inches if you like big this is a MUST HAVE! My new favorite toy :)
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UR3 TOO PLIABLEAdam & Eve Customeron 10/27/20093 Stars

GOOD SIZE BUT TOO SOFT
I bought this and used it twice. The first time it worked like a charm, I guess because of the thrill. Then I tried it again and found out that it would not stimulate my prostrate, not good. I wound up using another toy which did the job, it was stiffer.
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Anonymous UserAdam & Eve Customeron 10/10/20094 Stars

Very long!
Amazing soft and life like feeling but slightly hard to control due to its floppyness. Could stand to be more rigid!But hey, It feels so good in my ass! Its very long! First toy I couldndnt take all the way in! All but an inch!
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Anonymous UserAdam & Eve Customeron 8/13/20094 Stars

OMG this thing is a monster
I never thought in my wildest dreams this thing would be no where as big as it really is.This thing is as big around as a coke can.I used a bottle of lube on the wife and could not begin to get the head in her.I guess we will have to practice some stretching techniques
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b-rodAdam & Eve Customeron 7/11/20094 Stars

Believe the Hype
The material that this is made of is awesome. the feel is very real and the girth is very pleasing to my wife. the only thing that make this a four and not a five is the floppy action to it it needs to be stiffer. overall a very good product i would recommend it to anyone.
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sfgam001Adam & Eve Customeron 6/10/20095 Stars

If you like BIG, buy this!
My toys have been getting bigger over time, but when I got the John Holmes, I thought no way! But with lots of patience and lots of lube, it rocked my world. If you can take it, you will not be disappointed!
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good girlAdam & Eve Customeron 3/26/20095 Stars

was awsome
ladies, you dont know what your missing this is the only toy you will ever need,that is if you have the proper operator. it is the absolute best its actually a ten or better!!
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