Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.
Male P-Spot Massager
Who ever invented this toy is getting a Christmas card from me this year.
First Time Slimeline Power Vibrator
I'm an old lady and sometimes cranky. So, this product is perfect for me! Doesn't talk back, always knows what I want, and doesn't mind if it's stored in a dresser drawer.
FSOG Slimline Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator
My first battery operated boyfriend and I believe this relationship is going to last!
Jock Penis Extender
It makes an excellent mold for Jell-O shots and popsicles and it really makes airport security uncomfortable if they decide to pat you down.
Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation
I can neither see straight or walk straight after using this. I'm pretty sure I lost half of my hearing in my left eye and I can taste the color purple. And that was only on the 5th level of stimulation. I can't even imagine going up to the highest level.
Adam’s Colossal 12 Inch
I has been a journey to get this thing inside without hurting but oh my when you do, if you have ever wondered at Thanksgiving what a Turkey feels like after prep is done, well the answer to both is STUFFED.
Bump Rechargeable Anal Vibe
I will not lie, this thing sucked the life force out of me approximately 3 minutes in, so beware. Vibration coming off ol’ fella is the equivalent of what I’d imagine putting my pecker on the electric chair would feel like. (Personally, the strong vibration to me and my girl is a very awesome plus.) Thing is, she wants to stuff this in MY tooshie now. I love her though so I agreed to try anything I put her through ?? pray for me.
All American Whopper 6.5 Inch Dong With Harness
I used this with my now ex-girlfriend and then proceeded to use it on another woman. And then the ex-girlfriend drove an hour to come confiscate this magical toy. It drove them both crazy! Love it. Talk about ALL AMERICAN! GO USA!!!!!
Satisfyer Pro 2
I can honestly say that I have never experienced multiple, intense orgasms in such a short duration with any other toy. I love the slow, dual-vibration of rabbit vibrators, but this was very different. My toy comparison is that there are "Crock-Pot" orgasms (slow and steady) or "Microwave" orgasms (fast and powerful). If you don't want to wear our your hand and arm, but want rapid, intense pleasure - then this toy is for you.
All American Whopper 8 Inch Dong
Literally I can’t explain how much I love it ! I named him Ni Quil .. because he puts me to sleep after.