Making a Homemade Vibrating Penis Pump
While penis pumps are useful, they aren’t very much fun. But with a little know-how, you can turn your old penis pump into a powerful vibrating masturbator!
The first thing you need is a penis pump. We suggest using an old penis pump you don’t use anymore or a low-priced introductory toy. After all, you’re going to be MacGyvering around with this sex toy, so there’s no reason to mess up something that cost an arm and a leg.
Now you need a vibrator. If you’ve got an old one that you can use, then go for it. If you don’t, then we suggest using a traditional vibrator, one shaped like a simple cylinder. Traditional vibrators are pretty low-priced so you can get one for about $10 or $20. Make sure that the vibrator is about the same size as the tube on the penis pump. Be sure you take the time to carefully read the vibrator’s measurements. Vibrators are sized according to their insertable length, so one listed as 6 inches might really be 8 inches long from top to bottom. It’s a good idea to make sure the vibrator is waterproof as well. It won’t add much to the price, and this way you can use your penis vibrator in the shower.
Now that you’ve got a vibrator lined up for your penis pump, here comes the hard part. Line your vibrator beside the penis pump, making sure you can get to the controls and replace the batteries. Then wrap a bunch of duct tape around the two of them until you’re sure that the vibrator will stay in place. And voila – you have transformed your penis pump into a penis vibrator!
But the fun doesn’t end here.
Since the pump function still works, you can use that for additional stimulation. We suggest giving the handle a quick squeeze or two and then letting out the air while using it. Once you build up a good rhythm, the penis pump will create a sucking sensation that mimics the feel of a real blowjob. With a penis pump that vibrates AND sucks your cock at the same time, you’re practically guaranteed to blow your load in minutes!
If you’re not happy with your penis vibrator, you can just cut the tape off and you’ve still got a penis pump and a vibrator that you can use for other things. But if you really like it, you can make a permanent penis vibrator with a quick trip to the local hardware store for some epoxy. If you’re not familiar with it, epoxy makes super glue look like the paste you used to eat in first grade. Carefully follow the directions on the epoxy package to permanently attach the vibrator to the penis pump, and you’ll be ready to try your hybrid sex toy in no time.
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