Least Favorite Book/Movie: We didn't have these things when I was growing up. You kids today are so spoiled.
Hobbies: Sleeping in for a few centuries, Cursing anyone who tries to rob my pyramid, Touring museums around the world
Favorite Sex Position: Missionary with my arms and legs tied together
Kinky Secret: I like to snuggle with a blow-up doll sometimes when I'm feeling lonely. You should see the archaelogists' faces when they open up my sarcophagus!