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Marvin Mummy
Hometown: Cairo
Least Favorite Book/Movie: We didn't have these things when I was growing up. You kids today are so spoiled.
Hobbies: Sleeping in for a few centuries, Cursing anyone who tries to rob my pyramid, Touring museums around the world
Favorite Sex Position: Missionary with my arms and legs tied together
Kinky Secret: I like to snuggle with a blow-up doll sometimes when I'm feeling lonely. You should see the archaelogists' faces when they open up my sarcophagus!
The Nominees are:
Neon Pleasure Tape
Works great you need to wrap yourself up and you're low on bandages.
Scarlet Bed Bondage System
Perfect for restraining grave robbers while turning them into mummies. Tucks underneath tomb when you're done for privacy.
Adam & Eve Personal Lubricant
Good moisturizer and helps get the sand out of all kinds of places.
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