Least Favorite Book/Movie: That commercial with the little girl giving me a flower. I'm allergic to them in real life, but everyone keeps giving them to me.
Hobbies: Running from angry mobs, Hunting down my creator so he can know the pain of my existence, Anything that involves sewing.
Favorite Sex Position: We call it the Tune Up. It involves the Mrs. and myself tightening and loosening certain parts of our anatomy as we oil each other up.
Kinky Secret: My wife and I sometimes swing with the Bigfoots down the street.
The Nominees are:
Glow in the dark
Clone-A-Willy
Now that I can make my own, I can stop raiding graveyards looking for a bigger one.
A & E Warming Rabbit G
Wife's favorite toy. Don't try to recharge it with lightening bolts. The rabbit will melt and your wife will make you sleep in the lab for a month.
Couples Sex Machine
Great toy for sharing with the wife. It's like having a threesome every night!
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