Hometown: Ingolstadt, Germany

Least Favorite Book/Movie: That commercial with the little girl giving me a flower. I'm allergic to them in real life, but everyone keeps giving them to me.

Hobbies: Running from angry mobs, Hunting down my creator so he can know the pain of my existence, Anything that involves sewing.

Favorite Sex Position: We call it the Tune Up. It involves the Mrs. and myself tightening and loosening certain parts of our anatomy as we oil each other up.

Kinky Secret: My wife and I sometimes swing with the Bigfoots down the street.