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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 10,000 Sold (9) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5 Reviews

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 10,000 Sold (9) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5 Reviews

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Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Due to manufacturer and/or vendor restrictions, discounts on this item might not apply. Some items cannot be discounted at all. Other items can only be discounted by a certain percentage. When applying a coupon that exceeds that percentage, the discount taken will be automatically reduced to the maximum allowed amount.

Specifications
Batteries No batteries required
Brand Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock, DJ Signature Cocks
Colors White
Features Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Storage Bag Included
Insertable Length 10 inches
Length 12 inches
Material PVC
Width 2.50 inches
Reviews

(252) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5

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2 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

I was really excited about this product. I liked the idea of the real skin feel with a hard core. Unfortunately, the core wasn't hard enough and the dildo was way too floppy. The size was great but the lack of stiffness made it slightly difficult to insert and extremely difficult to ride.

Anonymous - 12/2/2017

2 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

Pros: soft , comfortable fit and filling. Cons: The suction cup was not as good on the later product as was the first one that I bough.

Anonymous - 2/2/2016

John Holmes review

2 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

Wanted to try something big. OMG this thing is like a way out of my league. Not even enjoyable.

Anonymous - 10/13/2010

2 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

Pros: It had a nice feel , felt soft and real Cons: Way to heavy and not something you can use alone

Anonymous - 1/13/2016

2 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

Pros: Smooth like the real thing. Cons: Way to big!!! Wouldn't recommend unless your wife's/man's hole is like an open room.

RAY - 11/8/2016

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