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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 10,000 Sold (39) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5 Reviews

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 10,000 Sold (39) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5 Reviews

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Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

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Specifications
Batteries No batteries required
Brand Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock, DJ Signature Cocks
Colors White
Features Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Storage Bag Included
Insertable Length 10 inches
Length 12 inches
Material PVC
Width 2.50 inches
Reviews

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Its thick

4 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

The product isn't too floppy like some have said. The suction cup could be better. I've had thick before but this is the thickest I've had. It took me a good 5 minutes to get it past the head. It hurt a bit at first but now I am taking it all the way in and the feeling of being full is great. Make sure you lube it good and take your time until your used to it...

Stretched out - 5/3/2018

Large

4 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

This is the UR3 version. Specs are: 10" max insertable length, 7.25" circumference at head, narrows to 7", lower 1/2 of length is 7.5-7.75". Very soft, stands up fine, suction cup is ok (not great), texture is very smooth (little too smooth on the veins/ head), it's a little floppy but in a good way, paint job is a laugh. Good but not great. Wish there was a VixSkin in this size range.

Accidentally - 6/3/2010

yes and yes

4 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

OMG! I am in a long distance relationship so in between can be longing. This lived up to all the reviews. The material is amazingly comfortable and erotic feeling. I was impatient and used the suction cup on the bathroom floor asap after getting this in the mail--2/3 in and ohhh gracious!

Anonymous - 2/5/2009

Big as Fist

4 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

My wife the size queen bought this dildo and I was shocked. She loves being maxed out and takes about 8 inches of this monster. When pulled out, her hole is wide open and gapped. I jump in there and can barely feel her anymore due to the sloppy loose hole. She does cum hard, but will never be tight again.

Anonymous - 2/18/2013

Feels really amazing!!!!

4 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

So glad I bought this again! Now I would have given 5 stars, except for the suction on the base issue ??.. Does not allow you to stick on vertical surface for hands free use. The old version had that ability. However, I do like the option of using vac-u-lock machine(s)! Considering I use it for solo anal play! The feeing you get is so amazingly full!! It’s very tough to stop pleasing myself! ?? Al... Read more

Happy buyer! - 12/8/2020

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