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Take a break from hearing about the war in Iraq, rising gas prices and the shaky economy with Adam & Eve’s Erection Day 2008 coverage.

Erection Day 2008 follows two candidates – Harry Hardcock and Dick MacJohnson – on the road to the Oval Orifice, in a race that's sure to add a whole new meaning to the phrase “dirty politics.”

From now until Erection Day on Nov. 4, we’ll follow along with the candidates as they campaign across the country – debating such important issues as Size versus Skill and spreading their messages of free love and orgasms.

Right now you can check out each candidate’s campaign homepage to read about them and find out their positions on important issues like the economy and education. Decide which candidate you support by downloading some excellent icons and banners. Proudly demonstrate your support with a life-size cutout of the candidates. Come Erection day, we'll compile data on the number of views to each candidate's campaign homepage to determine if Harry or Dick wins. And be sure to check back each week for the latest developments in the Race for the Oval Orifice.