Emperor 8" Vibrating Dildo

Reviews for:   Emperor 8" Vibrating Dildo

Anonymous User on 4/4/2013

Wtf
I was looking forward to receiving this toy and trying it out. Imagine my surprise when it arrived today and did not vibrate at all. I am returning it for an exchange for another, I hope this process does not take long at all and I hope the new toy actually works.
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Anonymous User on 3/23/2013

OMG ! WOW !
I got this quickly in the mail & after cleaning it I tried it. Holy moley ! It was amazing.
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Anonymous User on 3/6/2013

PERFECT!
I LOOOOVE the size! It feels SOOOO goood. The only issue is it smells weird.
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Anonymous User on 2/7/2013

Realistic!!
This dildo is amazingly realistic! Great buy!!
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Anonymous User on 2/7/2013

Realistic!!
This dildo is amazingly realistic! Great buy!!
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The emperor  on 1/11/2013

The dark side of the force.
This dildo was great but why on earth cant I plug it into an outlet. seriously I went through like two packs of batteries in the first three days.
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booty on 1/5/2013

Sweet Pleasure
For me this is just the Perfect dick. Not too big to hurt but big enough to know it there. The sucking cup is strong so you can ride it with out it interfering with your freak on. The vibe is one of the nicest I ever felt in a toy like this. The vibration goes all in the ball area so when you get down that far you can just grind your pretty little pleasure button all on it. Before you know it you have stress relief and you can go about your day with a smile and a skip. Just keep it clean. I use condoms over my toys to make sure they extra clean. Now if they could only make one that does the dishes HUM????
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Anonymous User on 1/1/2013

fulfilling
My wife loves it. Tried it then tried it again! I hope she doesn't forget I have one too (ha ha).
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Anonymous User on 12/25/2012

Dildo queen
This as one of the best dildo I have ever used ,although big it gets the job done I came immediately the vibrations ans suction are great .
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Anonymous User on 12/20/2012

WOW!!!!!!
ok i just baught this and omg!!!! at first it was very intimidateing but then i sed screw it and tryed it i love this highly recomend this try it you will love it the vibration is a ++++++++
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She loves it on 12/14/2012

Wife can't get enough of it
She thought it was going to be too big. With the right amount of lube, she cannot get enough of it. Yes, it smells at first , but it goes away after multiple uses. Vibrations are just right for her. Well made.
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anal fun on 8/4/2012

just what I needed
This is what I needed. Good size,feels real and vibration is great. The only down fall is the smell.
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Anonymous User on 7/13/2012

Big time
This dildo is HUGE, no doubt about it. It takes some adjusting and a lot of lube, but still feels great if you can handle the size. My only complaint is the vibration could be stronger.
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Anonymous User on 5/18/2012

Great
Was everything I expected!!!!!
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Anonymous User on 5/2/2012

bad
Dont buy this. bad quality plastic product!!
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Anonymous User on 4/20/2012

Love it
Looks and feel like the real thing. Great in all places!
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Anonymous User on 4/13/2012

when size matters
this product was ok, it was too large for us and so we returned it, but the look and feel was great and the suction worked too but the cord is an in the way feature, these things should come with wireless remotes!
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Anonymous User on 4/12/2012

Wowza!
This is so fantastic! I love it! The smell is a bit off-putting though.
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Anonymous User on 3/1/2012

88Fantasy
I got this for my Wife. I have wanted to watch her fuck a large man an I figured this was the best way.... She loved it she said it filled her completely. oh once she recieved she was a little scared but she could not wait for me she had to feel it inside of her... her words Awsome!
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Anonymous User on 2/27/2012

Broke on arrival
I was not happy when this toy arrived. The bullet inside did not even work once. Other have stated problems with the vibrator ad well, I wish I had paid more attention to their warnings. The bullet is also too big for the toy, it should have been narrower and longer for easier insertion. Definitely not a toy I will hang on too.
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Anonymous User on 2/16/2012

not bad
its not as big or firm as i thought it would be and it smells pretty strong. its not bad, still better than most toys.
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Anonymous User on 1/21/2012

Not as good as you think
I bought this big guy, about 3 months after I got it, the vibrations broke on it. So, I cut the cord and decided to use it without. Another issue I have is that the head of the toy, where the bullet it, it hard and can be painful at times. This is ok... I have a different one I like way better.
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Anonymous User on 1/9/2012

Loved it in my ASS!
Definitely realistic, Nice and big! works great in the shower!
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Glitter on 11/29/2011

FEELS GOOD
I bought this as a birthday gift for myself and it feels so good.It does feel like a real thing.I wish i would have gotten the black one.My Mr.Wonderful came watching me playing with that big thang!I LOVE IT!Im going to get the Mr.Marcus next.
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Anonymous User on 11/27/2011

She loves it.
She loves it !!!
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Anonymous User on 11/23/2011

orgasmic
When my wife first saw it she said no way. Snuck it into foreplay one evening, now it's her favorite toy. Squirting,body shakeing orgasms.
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Anonymous User on 10/31/2011

WOW
I read all the other reviews and still thought I would give it a try. WOW This toy is great, versatile, large, and the vibration control is great. I would highly suggest trying it. If it seems large it will wow you! Wash before using the first time and smell is gone!
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Anonymous User on 9/10/2011

oh so big
this has to be one of the best suction base vibes. its big took me a few times to get it on my ---. use a smaller dildo to work up to this big boy...damn it feels great... and like others say it does smell... but it goes away after plenty of uses... buy it perfect for both men and women
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Anonymous User on 7/24/2011

Big Boy
It was alot bigger than I thought when I opened the box. My boyfriend wanted to try it right away but I was a little scared of it. After a few days and me look though the toy box I got the nerve to have him try it on me. It was amazing! Dont get me wrong my man is a big guy but I have never had anything that big in me before. It felt great it streched me and filled me just enough. It feels so real that I feel like I am cheating everytime I use it. You have to try this out!
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Anonymous User on 7/23/2011

very large but still good
It took a while before I could use this, since I had to actually let myself get used to something so wide, but since I've been able to use it, it's become my favorite :D It works best for me while I'm on top ;D
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Anonymous User on 5/4/2011

Solution to Lack of Vibrations
Got this and thought the same as everyone else, big but not enough vibrations. So, I gave it a once over and noticed the suction cup can actually pop out with a little effort. Shortly after popping that out I noticed the most the entire shaft is able to insert another vibrator to enhance the vibrations. Just a thought. Work well for me.
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Anonymous User on 4/3/2011

smell and size
to be honest the smell to me smells like cheap strawberry short cake dolls...but the size is amazing...and once you clean it a few times and use it, the smell goes away...mine doesnt smell anymore
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LB66762 on 2/19/2011

Horrible smell!!!!!!!!!
I could smell this thing before i ever even opened it... then when i opened it the smell knocked me over... unused in a drawer in the package still and my entire room smells like this thing... I now have it packed back up in the shipping box and under the bed yet I can still smell this thing!!! Do not buy!!! I may have to bury it to rid the smell from the house.. My hands smell like this thing...I washed it and repackaged it... still smells!! OMG!!!It has taken over!!!
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Anonymous User on 1/27/2011

New Friend
Very satisfying with good vibration. The only down side was the smell.
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Anonymous User on 12/8/2010

Good vibrations
Wife loves this one. Very filling and very strong vibrations.
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RB55 on 9/2/2010

Emperor - Strings Attached
My wife found the Emperor to be extreamly realistic,in texture and rigity.She enjoys it very much,but I found the cord and controller to be a constant distraction,and tangle problem.
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Anonymous User on 8/28/2010

Wow!
When I received the Emperor I thought, like so many others in their review, no way is that going to fit, but to my surprise and pleasure, it did! Vibrator could be stronger, but the suction cup works pretty well on smooth surfaces.
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Anonymous User on 8/11/2010

wow
very big. harder not as plyable.
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Anonymous User on 6/23/2010

Get ya' one!
Holy orgasm Batman! My wife was not a dildo/vibrator fan and was reluctant to try one. This thing filled her up like I never could. Yeah, she had orgasms!
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Mrs. A on 6/10/2010

Not as big...
Not as big as I had hoped,but great product. Love the hands free design. Would prefer 10-12 inches, but other reviewers said this was huge! It's no bigger than my husband,but he doesn't vibrate!
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Anonymous User on 6/9/2010

Large
This was about twice as big as I thought it would be.
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Anonymous User on 6/5/2010

OMG!!!
I admit when I first saw the toy I flipped. I thought there was no way I could take it in. I decided to use it in the shower. OMG! It was incredible. The suction cup holds great. This is one of my new favorite toys. I plan in showering everyday with this toy. I feel like taking another shower. Lol
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Anonymous User on 4/22/2010

excellent!
This has a quiet motor, good girth and a nice heft to it. Warms to skin nicely. Hard to figure out how to place batteries..once in correctly wonderful!
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Anonymous User on 4/9/2010

size matters
much bigger than expected
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Bigsexy30 on 3/29/2010

what a ride
I ordered this wonderful piece for myself and the day it came i was definatly wowed when i opened the box. i had read the reviews before i bought it so i was prepared about the smell everyone wrote about but it was hardly anything just a new rubber smell that went away with a little water. Please ladies have lube on hand this is a great toy and the suction cup is very sturdy prepare for a real wow experiance. very realistic
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tryin dp on 3/20/2010

Lady Likes her Emperor
I purchased the cyberskin for my lady - she has mentioned trying D.P. - the emperor & cyberskin got her off so wild she loves both. Cyber need to vibrate - then it would be perfect!
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Anonymous User on 3/16/2010

too big
too big, although that was not as bad as the smell that made everything in the same drawer it was in smell like this thinh
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sdcouple69 on 3/12/2010

Fun TImes
Wife was a little intimidated by the size at first, but once she got going, she loved it.
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Anonymous User on 3/6/2010

Little too big
This looked like a ton of fun, but its a little too big for me.It took awhile to get it in and the vibrations arent as strong as I would like them to be. It does look really realistic, and feels realistic as well.
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Anonymous User on 2/1/2010

i love it
the size of it is great and it feels pretty real!the only complaint that i really have is that the vibrator part of it doesnt work that gret. other than that its a good buy
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Anonymous User on 1/17/2010

fun
great for anal
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Anonymous User on 1/11/2010

Wife loves it
When she first opened it she said it smelled funny but after she washed it off most of the smell went away. She absolutely loves it and she gives it an A+.
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Anonymous User on 1/4/2010

Fantastic
Wonderful! Size was pretty good, vibe was not as powerful as I would want, but a great toy none the less.
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gpc on 12/29/2009

Use it ALL the time...
I use this one all the time...1/2" long & wider would be great!!!
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Anonymous User on 12/21/2009

Reaslitic feel- just stinky :(
I loved the feel of this, extremely realistic! Suction cup great addede bonus (shower walls)- but the thing really has a synthetic rubbery smell...stinks up all my hiding places LOL
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Anonymous User on 12/19/2009

Great!!
Got this for my wife and we love it. when we get the toy box out this one always makes it to the bed.
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Anonymous User on 11/3/2009

Must Have
After reading other reviews I just had to try it. Why not with a return guarantee. When I opened the box it was very intimidating but I just had to try it. Wow! It was great but you did need a lot of lube. Really fulfilling!!! Thank you.
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Anonymous User on 10/27/2009

A Must Have for yout Toy Collection
Wonderful toy, makes great accessory for role playing, A little big at first, but grat once you get going!!! Smells bad when you first open package, but wash it off and its fine. A MUSTHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous User on 10/24/2009

dammit
I dont know, i found it way to big. If youre a smaller girl, i really wouldnt recommend this.
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Anonymous User on 10/19/2009

VERY HAPPY CUSTOMER !!
The Emperor is awesome! It's a little large at first, but once you get going it's perfect. The vibration is really stong for something this large. I've always wanted to try a D/P but my husband wasnt too keen on having another man around. Now we're both happy! If I had to pick one negative it would be the smell which is pretty strong when you first open the package.
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CowGirl in TX on 10/18/2009

WOW!
This vibrator is everything promised, and then some! No complaints here! Helps to fill in the time alone when my sweetheart is working out of town!
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G-Dog on 10/6/2009

Better than Cyber Dream Cock
Got the Cyberskin Dream Cock first - wife loves it. I wanted to see if this one could be any better ( O-M-G ) she wasn't to happy about giving it a try at first - after a little lube she took right to it. The suction cup is great ( ever imagined your wife on the bar going to town on one of these) ten minutes was all she could take - totally spent - this vibe is the best money I've ever spent on toys. By the way have the video camera ready - she won't believe it untill she sees herself in action - all the way to the suction cup.
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Anonymous User on 10/1/2009

Massive Pleasure!
Wonderful Dildo/Vibrator. Hits all the right spots!
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Anonymous User on 10/1/2009

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOUGHT THIS FOR MY WIFE. SHE WAS A BIT INTIMIDATED BY IT AT FIRST, BUT ONCE WE WORKED IT IN SHE LOVED IT! NEED LOTS OF LUBE, BUT THE LOOK ON HER FACE AND THE SOUNDS SHE MADE WAS WELL WORTH IT! GREAT INVESTMENT!
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Anonymous User on 9/30/2009

A must for all women
Love this toy!! Very life like!Length is great but could use more girth.love when doing dvp with it and husband! Talk about getting off! O ya!!
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Anonymous User on 9/26/2009

holy wow
When I first got this protect it seems huge and boy was it. i used it that night and omg i loved it. Its greating for ridding I havent tried other things yet. You need lots of lube but its worth it.
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Sex Freak on 9/16/2009

Wife loves this toy
Got this for the wife. I read many reviews on this product. The one I read said she felt like she was cheating because it felt so real. So the wife and I tried it and she made the same comment and I had to laugh. One of her favorite toys. Vibrator she says is fine and the girth and length are OK with her.If I get another coupon I think I will get her the john holmes next! Really like to see what she can do with that:)
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Anonymous User on 9/1/2009

the emperor you wont forget
my girlfriend was scared to try it when we got it but a little lube using me to warm up then in it went and there was nothing stopping her from trying it again and again. she did say she wished the vibration was a little stronger. but no regrets
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Anonymous User on 7/31/2009

Fun Toy
I love it. You need lube and go slow putting it in. Tried it the morning I got it. One of the best orgasms I had with my toys. Used it again that afternoon, a little sore from the morning, but still had a great orgasm. Can’t want to try it out on the boat.
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Anonymous User on 7/29/2009

Awesome
The wife loved it. Said it was a little soft for clitoral stimulation but once eased in there was no complaints. Feels real and has strong vibration
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Anonymous User on 7/9/2009

Unbelieveable is an understatement!!!!
My girlfriend fell in love with the Emperor!! The size was a little intimidating at first, but after one or two strokes, it was on!!!! She came harder than she ever has before, and over and over again!!! I would highly recommend this item.
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TC on 6/30/2009

Like the real thing
got to say I was waiting for this to come in the mail and when I saw my box at the door, I couldnt wait to try it. Put some batteries in it and went to town. It felt so real just like my man and the size is fantastic. Such a nice full feeling. Got to say it got me off in no time flat. Suction cup can stick to walls so if you just want to back on it, it had no problem keeping up with me and my imagination that is for sure. Its now my favorite toy in my box that is for sure. You wont be dissapointed with this one. Very real like...Hail to the emporer
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Anonymous User on 6/21/2009

Meh-WOAH!
Um, this thing is huge: )
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Anonymous User on 6/19/2009

very disapointing
not very powerful was expecting more
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Anonymous User on 6/11/2009

B-I-G!
Be prepared! This is enormous! Be relaxed when you try it out for the first time(s).
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Anonymous User on 6/7/2009

too big to enjoy
Its too big to really enjoy it
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Bambs on 4/7/2009

Boring
Definatly doesnt live up to the reviews I read. This didnt have nearly enough "power" for me. It was boring and not worth the money at all. I sent it back
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Extremely Satisfied on 4/7/2009

Perfect Fit
My husband bought this as a surprise for me. It was the 5th dildo in our ever expanding collection and it is by far the best. I really enjoy the suction-cup base which is great for sticking on the wall and doing doggy style while I suck my husband. The look and feel of this is so real that when I get done riding it I will usually suck it while my husband takes care of my back door. It is so real that it is just like being with two men. No luck on getting him to try it yet but I am still hoping.
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Camilla** on 4/3/2009

Pleased!
Nice!! My Hummer loves this vibrator as much as I do...it looks real..it feels real...it sounds real when I suck it for him over the phone...we both climax so hard with it..well worth the money!!
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Cammers on 4/2/2009

PLEASED!
Nice Cock!! My Hummer loves this cock as much as I do...it looks real..it feels real...it sounds real when I suck it for him over the phone...we both cum so hard with it..well worth the money!!
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Cammers* on 4/2/2009

Pleased!!
Nice!! My Hummer loves this as much as I do...it looks real..it feels real...it sounds real when I suck it for him over the phone...we both climax so hard with it..well worth the money!!
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Star9696 on 3/30/2009

WOW
WOW. Really thick. I think my husband was a little jealous. Suction works great, but wish it vibrated harder. Any suggestions ladies?
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TOYS FOR FUN !!! on 3/12/2009

SMALLER GIRTH THAN ADVERTIZED ,O K Length
Very real feel, texture. Could have More in the size,diameter,girth to make it more satisfing.Firm enough for comfortable use.Good vibrations for a satisfing ride.We'll/She will Keep looking for a bigger size,something to make a challenge.
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Jakey'sJoJo on 3/7/2009

Not for the timid
Please be aware that this is big. Not a "normal" size and not for a first timer. The vibe on this thing is quite strong. All in all, when it arrived it was overwhelming and intimidating. Sorry, but it was returned in place of something alittle more....normal. I do have to say it was the most realistic looking penis I have seen but, should make different sizes.
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Anonymous User on 2/7/2009

wow!
the picture does not do this vibe justice. Super fat, almost too big. Great once you get going.
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MATTY on 2/5/2009

CUM
MY GIRL LOVED IT SHE HAD AN ORGASIM ALL OVER IT....SHE LIKES THEM BIG SO IF ANY GUYS OUT THERE HAVE A SMALL PACKAGE DONT GET IT FOR YOUR GIRL...LOL
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G&T on 1/31/2009

WOW .....LARGE & POWERFUL !!!!!
Loved it!! My wife was a little worried at 1st, but she warmed up quickly. This ia an XTRA-LARGE toy that requires substantial lub. This 1st time was tough but this has become a little more easy with several uses. Men, be patient and gentle with your lady and you both will enjoy this toy. Also, the vib feature is fairly strong as well.....bonus!!! If using the suction-cup base, you must has a very smooth soild surface....somthing you can get a little damp 1st youlf be recomended. Hope everyone enjoys their toy as much as we have.
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Anonymous User on 1/31/2009

OH Yes
It looks so real and fells so so good. it is a orgamize gether,I will use this one for a long time.
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Anonymous User on 1/19/2009

lots of lube
The wife needed Lots Of Lube to fit it in. Bigger then we thought once in she love the full filling it gives her. But it needs more vibration. the monster is not for the beginner.
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Anonymous User on 1/17/2009

Superb
This is one of the best gifts I could get myself. I recommend it one hundred percent. I could hardly wait to get it and when it came I did too.
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Anonymous User on 12/9/2008

Smells like rubber :(
This dildo can be fun for awhile, but I would recommend a different one. It smells like rubber and your vagina ends up smelling and tasting of rubber as well. Not pleasant. The vibrator broke after only a couple months and it is a lot harder than I would like. It feels like a toy and with its girth, something softer would feel better. The size is great, but do yourself a favor and get a nicer toy in the same size.
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Anonymous User on 11/12/2008

Thick entry!
Bought this as a surprise for the gf, and snuck it into the action during a blindfolded session. The shaft just past the head is the thickest part...over 2" then tapers down toward the base. Just getting it in took patience and a few lube squirts but she took the lenght with no problem once I got the thick part just past the head in. The vibe is good too. Just prefer to have a tapered shaft that widens from head to balls over the thick entry of this one. It was fun to see her take it all in...now I have to find a longer one, maybe Holmes to see how deep she really is.
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Anonymous User on 11/6/2008

heaven
at first the wife was surprised at the size but after some lube she coud'nt get enough. the excitement was back in the bedroom.
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one satisfied customer on 10/28/2008

The Perfect Dildo (bar none)
Get it!!!!! my gal and i have spent thousands on dildos and toys. This however is the best dildo ever my gal loves it. She can't get enough....few vibrate ..this does...she plays with it everyday...in between our sessions. She said its the best we have in our collection. Add it to yours you wont be sorry.
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Anonymous User on 10/24/2008

OMG
After the first time, my wife thought it was too big. However, the second time, she needed to cum after I already had. It slipped right in and soon she was slamming it in and out. She had one of the most powerful orgasms I've ever seen her have.
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Anonymous User on 10/19/2008

Breath-taking
I had been looking for a suction based vibrator for my girlfriend with realistic skin. I wanted a larger vibe that would fill her up but didn't want it to be excessive. This one was great! When it arrived we were both excited at how big it was. We used it that night and didn't have any problems. Although it was tight and she said she could feel "every vein" she came instantly. We've used it a few times since its purchase (two weeks) and love it. There are two downsides....The vibe stinks like it was made from synthetic blueberries. Its an unusual odor that can be overwhelming at first. Second....The vibe needs to have an additional bullet/vibration (or larger) inserted. As far as vibration I would rate it a 2 out of 5. Definately needs to be stronger but does the job.
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Anonymous User on 10/12/2008

Too too big
couldn't fit it inside me, even when well lubed! Does smell a bit,
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Anonymous User on 10/9/2008

Almost to Big
Wife found herself slighlty scared, but once inside adjusted well.Did enjoy the streching and vibe works very well too.
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Anonymous User on 10/7/2008

realistic
I would like to say how realistic this feels and looks. It was great. I didn't much care for the vibrator tho, for me it wasn't hard enough. But over all I loved the Emperor for it's realistic feeling and size.
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Anonymous User on 10/3/2008

OMG OMG OMG OMG
I was very nervous when I saw the size of this thing in the package. When hubby and I started to play around and he wanted to use this toy I was like..."I don't think so..." Needless to say he is very good at convincing me so I agreed. It definitely needed to be lubed, but felt great once the initial insertion was over. The vibrations felt great and didn't seem to weak or strong, but can be welled controlled. Not my favorite, but a regular toy :)
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Poor Bill on 9/26/2008

8 " dildo
Wife liked it we thought it might be to big but it wasn't now I'm sleeping with the dogs
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Anonymous User on 9/25/2008

HUGE
This was huge. It made me hurt the first time. Great the second! Very realistic. Does smell funny.
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Anonymous User on 8/28/2008

good product but priced to high
wife liked it as it wasnt too big or too long, only a little thicker than me and she was able to take it all the first time. her only complaint was the vibration coulda been a little stronger, but over all was a good bye and plan to get a lot of use outta it!
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hot mama on 8/23/2008

not very soft
We got this about 6 months ago. Have only used it a couple of times. Did not like the way it felt. Very hard and plastic like. Not very real feeling. Vibrator is pretty good. I would recommend it but there are others out there that feel better but they dont vibrate.
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Comfortable with my masculinity on 8/21/2008

For the man who has everything!
I have been into anal masturbation for years with the help of a female partner. Then I found the Emperor! Now I can use alone or with her. But it takes a lot of lube and time to get it fully inserted. When I get it in or we get it end, the vibrating feature is fantastic! Typically I can have an orgasm without touching my penis. The anal orgasm or prostate orgasm last for quite awhile. The first time I used it alone, I almost fainted during the orgasm! My experience has nothing to do with homosexual tendancies; it is just that I enjoy anal stimulation during sex with my wife at times. Men, let your wife turn the tables and give it a try. You will not regret it!
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Anonymous User on 8/14/2008

looove it
It feels so good it was my 2nd toy but had I found it first I never would of bough the other.
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Anonymous User on 8/11/2008

My wife loves it!
My wife normally can't use a big vib, but she took this one fine. Yes it is a little bigger than me. She really really likes it.
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brandie the co*k whor* on 8/8/2008

Very happy p*ssy
This is a great vib-never had one so big and lifelike, you will need a little lube just to get the huge pink head in. I came in about 30seconds and thats never happened before. Its very hard to have an*l with this b/c of the size my as* was too tight for it i could only get the head in but the suction cup for dog*y style IS GREAT the bal*s even smack against my cl*t like real ones would. Its the best my pus*y is very happy with it. <3~*
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Anonymous User on 7/30/2008

Fantastic
Overall, this is a fantastic toy, and I would reccomend it to anyone. There may be some qualms about the size, but when the vibe is turned on, that's not what you're thinking about! The feel of it is wonderful, and I use it almost exclusively now over my 'harder' dildos. It's incredibly soft and is the closest to the real thing that I've gotten yet. You won't regret getting this guy!
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Anonymous User on 7/24/2008

looked real and big
my wife thought it was big at first but after playing with it she loved it it was fun useing it on her with me she said it felt real to it was alot of fun to
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Anonymous User on 7/24/2008

OMG!!!
This is awesome!!! The only thing I would change would be to make it a smaller width. It's huge! This is my new best friend
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Anonymous User on 7/20/2008

Really Huge
This Dildo is really big.Much bigger than I expected.If you are looking for Huge this is your toy.I was disappointed because I simply cannot get it in even with lube.The suction cups works very well for a good ride if you can master it's size.I can only imagine how great it would feel.The vibrations are good and it feels and looks very real.
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Anonymous User on 7/20/2008

SO FULFILLING AND SATISFYING
Oh WOW!!!! Got this Baby earlier this week and have been having an incredible time!!!! The thing is BIG but oh soooooo good!!!!! Think I will go back and use it again NOW!!!
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AJ on 7/17/2008

wow
this toy is amazing when i first got it i thought no way that bad boy is going to fit,i am not a big woman but i said why not try,first i tryed without lube and it wanted to rip me a little, than i lubed up real good and relaxed slowly pushed pass the head then turned on the vibrator it felt so good you can take in more.It has a nice real feel to it, the vibrator is good.Only down side is it didnt stick to the wall like others say it did.It is big two inches is bigger than you think take it slow and it will be one hell of a ride.Ladys trust me give it a ride and you wont be sorry.I wish i could be an a&e tester i would post a veiw on everything they sent me!!
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Anonymous User on 7/13/2008

pleased
my wife loves this when we use it. Very realistic to the touch.
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Anonymous User on 7/2/2008

good product
Wife really enjoys it, not to big and very soft. Quality eems good as well
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PieLover on 6/23/2008

OH, YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got this for my wife and she loves it. She starts having orgasms after the first inch. She just screams "OH, YESSSSSSSSS" over and over. This is a must have.
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Anonymous User on 6/16/2008

!!!Big!!!
Holy cow...is this thing big. You can adjust the vibrating speed and take in as much as you like. If you don't use lube,you will hurt yourself.
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Anonymous User on 6/15/2008

deeply gratifying
the vibrator is very realistic, the girth is nicely large, and the length...maybe too long, but very pleasureable for both self pleasuring and foreplay with significant other. It kept us both smiling :)
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Anonymous User on 6/12/2008

Little big
I got this earlier in the month and have used it a handful of times. Even with a bunch of lube it still is a little uncomfortable. If you're unused to a larger size you may not be too happy with this big guy.
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satified on 6/12/2008

made me a believer
when i opened the box my jaw dropped at the size and i couldn't wait to try it out. it was awesome, i came so hard and that's been hard for me to do. i highly recommend this one.
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Anonymous User on 6/12/2008

Fantastic
I ordered this for my wife and when I surprised her with it she was very nervous. The first night we used it our free video from adam eve, it was okay, but since then it has been fantastic. I really enjoy watching her take it all in.
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franke692001 on 6/11/2008

Huge but she luvs it!
When I surprised her with it,,,she thought it was way too big,,,but with some foreplay and lube,,I was able to get the head of this massive toy into her which surprised me how she was willing to take it in...then I slowly inched it all the way in and stroked it in and out which she loved...needless to say she came very loudly as I pounded her with it...now she demands it all the time,,which i luv using it on her or just watching her play with it...thanks..
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Anonymous User on 5/22/2008

anonymous
this is a good product but should not be used if you are small. This thing is huge. the only thing I don't like about it is the smell that never goes away.
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Anonymous User on 5/20/2008

WOW!!!
Just got the emperor last week and it is large, no lie. To me, it was Economic Stimulus money well invested!
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Anonymous User on 5/20/2008

OMG!!!
Talk about amazing! My hubby is overseas so I'm very deprived right now. I got this in the mail yesterday it was like he was here I suctioned it to the bed ad had a blast! Thanks A&E!!
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Anonymous User on 5/13/2008

Anonymous User
Lets jsut say this one really left me smiling. It is soft and feels really good. I have some ideas for when my man comes home.
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Anonymous User on 5/13/2008

great
This is the best dildo I've had yet! The only complaint I have is the strong smell that won't go away no matter how much you wash it. Other than that I highly recommend it!
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Anonymous User on 5/8/2008

Pleasure..oh Baby
Pros - unbelievable delights, I ride it for 20 minutes with multiple O's Cons Smells of Rubber Vibrator cord is a real Pain
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Anonymous User on 4/26/2008

OOOOOOOOOOOh-My God!
This thing is just awesome! Perfect for when the man is not around, or for him to use on me! Feels realistic, and very filing... I would buy it again!
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Anonymous User on 4/22/2008

I'm not to thrilled
The thing smells like a rubber factory! Not so sure if I'm going to use it.
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Anonymous User on 4/19/2008

Not working
Switch Works for second or two then cuts out.
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Anonymous User on 4/19/2008

WOW!
This thing was fantastic! With a little lube it was perfect! I cant recommend it enough, the suction cup sticks to chairs great and the shower wall too. Even to the head board! I think every woman should have one of these, husband or no husband!
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Anonymous User on 4/9/2008

The Emperor is Superior!!!
I chose the Emperor because of the ratings. This was a replacement for a gel dildo that stoped functioning. The Emperor was a definite pleasure for my wife and she would recommend it to anyone looking for a realistic pleasure.
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Anonymous User on 4/6/2008

YES....YES....YES!!!!
When I got it the size kind of surprised me. Guess I'd just forgotten how good a big one could be. I was also blown away by the realistic appearance, veins and everything, except the head is a little too pink. Go for it, I don't think you'll be disappointed!
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Anonymous User on 3/25/2008

holycow
This is a big one and certainly does the trick. A must have to any collection.
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Anonymous User on 3/23/2008

Feels GREAT!!!
This toy will get you off! The only complaint I have is the toy will begin the tear around the base of the shaft, just above the balls. Also, the base isn't strong enough to hold the weight of the toy.
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Anonymous User on 3/20/2008

Wow!!
I chose this product simply because of the ratings. I am glad I did!! When I recieved it, I didn't open it for 2 days because I thought it was way too large. I wanted my husband to decide. When he seen it...he ripped open the package, explored me, and when everything was all threw and we were in bed, all he could say was "wow! that was exciting! Its so big!!" Just for the record...my husband did not "use" it...just on me :)
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Anonymous User on 3/13/2008

WOW SUCH AN AMAZING TOY..
when i recieved this product i was excited. when i used the first time i got it all the way in without any lube. such an awsome product, defitnley recommend this to my friends and to anyone who wants a nice big feeling.
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Anonymous User on 3/5/2008

ok review
nice item
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Anonymous User on 2/8/2008

HUGE!
Never thought I could take one so huge!!!! I'm a tiny girl! WOW! Took the whole thing the first time with just a lil lube. I LOVE it! Feels amazing.
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Anonymous User on 1/30/2008

Massive for small women, but good!!
Didn't realize how big this really was until I received it in the mail. I've purchased dildos from this site before and I can honestly say this was pretty massive for a small female like myself. You really need to lube a lot to fit this inside you, but once it's in, it feels REALLY good! I rated this 4 stars b/c it's really big for me, but this is a GREAT dildo to purchase if you want to go bigger.
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Anonymous User on 12/5/2007

BIG
It's really big, definitely not something for a beginner. But it feels great and I'm happy I got it!!
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Goodgirl27 on 11/27/2007

Very Large but Very Fun
This toy can seem a little daunting at first but grab some lube and you are in for a very fun time.
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Anonymous User on 11/9/2007

Oh this is nice!!!!!!!!!
Looks real feels real. Love everything about this toy. You need to get this one!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous User on 10/31/2007

gitty up
I had one of these simalar an ex bought for me he melted :( the toy not the ex...love it and when it and or If it breaks or wears out I will be buying another, gitty up girls
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Toylover3 on 10/30/2007

Best Toy Yet
Thanks to all of the other reviews I purchased this for my wife and she loves it, she got off the first time with this and the show was great I loved watching as much as she loved using. She was afraid it would be to big, but with plenty of lube she feel in love with it and took the whole thing. She loves the real feel and the vibration is perfect. If you are looking for a great toy dont let the size scare you.
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Anonymous User on 10/29/2007

awsome
I did my husband with it then myself! I never came so hard in my life.. I squirted for 2 minutes and his load was twice it normally is while I was banging him with it....it sfilled us both to the maxxx and when we stuck it to the headboard...OMG
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Anonymous User on 10/16/2007

BIG
It's great for 3way fun. Without having an actual 3 way!
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pimpmaster on 10/12/2007

pimpmaster
My wife said it was to big to fit inside of her,boy she was wrong! first time she was on her back, I gently inserted it. It fit like a glove, and she loves it!!!
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pimpmaster on 10/12/2007

pimpmaster
My wife said it was to big to fit inside of her,boy she was wrong! first time she was on her back, I gently inserted it. It fit like a glove, and she loves it!!!
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DN on 10/10/2007

Homerun!
Thanks Adam & Eve!! I hit a homerun with this one. My wife was looking for a playtoy that pushed her limit and this one did it. She went off the first time she tried it and hasn't looked back since. She is hooked on the Emperor and he is well taken care of.
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Anonymous User on 10/9/2007

Great!!!!!!!!!!!
This is agreat addition to my selection, it does need a little lube, but when it's in it's great, could use a little more vibe. Don't let the size worry you, you will be able to handle it.
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Anonymous User on 9/22/2007

best ever
This is the best toy I've ever had!!! It is super realistic and very big...needs a bit of lube, but very nice....not too hard like lots of other toys i've had and the vibe is perfect....love the suction cup, attached perfectly to a chair for a nice ride :)
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Anonymous User on 9/6/2007

ok toy
needs more vib
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TokenVirginChick on 9/5/2007

The toy that pushes me to pray,
September 6, 2007 Dear Lord, Today is going to be my first time, um, engaging in toys activities. I thank you for the money that you gave me to spend on this particular toy. I realize that sometimes, a girl needs more than what you send her with to satisfy her cravings, if you get my drift. If you don't, fingers, whichever you want to choose. I just received it (tough guy) that's all I can call it. Looking at it is all I can do, for now. Because I experience such joy looking at the rubber dick, eight inches of it, thank you very much. And the fact alone close to make me come. Sadly, Dear God, I won't tell you my experience with tough guy after I am done with it in my nightly prayer because this time only, I can't kiss and tell. Please refrain yourself God, from peaking into my life tonight and the nights to come, because you might see things your holy eyes won't want to see. I have my parents over. I don't know why they choose to come over today of all days. Damn inconvenient it is. Manifest your power and throw them out for me please. I thank you again for putting this vibrator at my service twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. Just find a way to get me some batteries. In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost, and The Emperor, AMEN.
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Anonymous User on 9/4/2007

best toy
It hurt my gf the first time but the 2nd time she had a few drinks and was screaming for more. great vibrator
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Anonymous User on 8/16/2007

thrilled
my wife loved this
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happy as a clam, and satidfied too. on 7/16/2007

OMG!! AMAZING
I got this product and was scared to death because it was so large. I suggest foreplay or porn to turn you on. Or a lot of lube. I've used ti 3 times and can take the entire 8 inches. the feeling is very realistic. Although i can not figure out an effective way to get the suction cup to work with me, but it does hold. I guess i can't find a comfy position. But this vibrator is amazing. well worth the money. and my boyfriend thinks its so sexy when it is buried inside of me. plus, its great when he's away.
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Anonymous User on 6/5/2007

Great fill you up action
This is amazingly realistic looking and feeling! I can't get over how real it feels! The suction cup does not hold too well to the floor or wall, so it is something you have to hold, which is the only downfall because once you get going with it, it can be kind of heavy to keep in your hands. BUT, it really fills you up and is so hot once it's inside of you - if you don't mind the effort, it can be mindblowing!
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Anonymous User on 5/24/2007

SO REALISTIC!!!
OK... doesn't matter how great this vibe is, if you are sensitive to the smell of rubber, this toy is not for you. IT STINKS. I have washed it 20 times, still hasn't gone away. But if you can look past that... This literally is the best vibrator I have ever had. It is huge... but the shape and texture are perfect to make it easy to insert. It is so lifelike, soft and flexible, but firm enough to get the job done. Love the vibrations, nice and strong. The cord kind of makes it a bit hard to clean the one end. I am afraid of water getting inside, but so far so good. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
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Toy Maven on 5/8/2007

Awesome!!!
What an amazing toy! The lenght and girht on this dildo is fantastic as well as the vibration. Love it! It makes me scream!
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Your battygirl, Rachel on 4/30/2007

wow this is big
I like the feel of the 'skin' it's so soft and velvety. It is a little larger than I had anticipated though. It was a little painful to use the first time but when I turned on the vibrator I knew it was a keeper. I am now contemplating getting a smaller version for regular use and using this one when I feel particularly naughty.
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Anonymous User on 4/30/2007

simply aMaZiNg!!!!
I was a little intimidated at first and almost sent it back but im so glad i didnt!! It was 10x better than i had expected. It was definately worth it and i have no complaints...with my bf away it works GREAT!! Actually hes afraid that I'll like it more than him haha but I would definately recommend it to anyone and everyone without a doubt!!!
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Anonymous User on 4/14/2007

great-doesn't last
feels great! very strong! use lots of lube. did not last long. we used it maybe 10 times and it no longer vibrates. it is very realistic, but i am ending updisappointed because it stopped working after a few weeks.
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Anonymous User on 4/14/2007

Aye papi!
My girlfriend is Mexican, very little and shy. When we tried this on her she lost all of her inhibitions. I have never seen her get as wet as she does with the Emperor! I'm amazed she takes the entire thing and pushes back too! We've had it for almost 2 years and it still works. This thing is perfect for us. No complaints at all.
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P.C. on 3/31/2007

Lots of fun!!!
I bought this for my wife and we have really had a good time with it. She thought it was a little big at first but with some Astro Glide it went in nice. Looks soooo hot watching her take it DEEP inside. She really likes it now too.
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Anonymous User on 3/20/2007

if you like 'em big!
definitely way too big, even with lube! but if you like huge dongs, this is certainly the one!
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THREESOME ALL THE TIME on 3/19/2007

never lonely wife
GIRLS, THIS THING IS THE BOMB...USE LOTS OF LUBE...SUCTION IT TO A CHAIR AND START RIDING....IT MADE ME FEEL SO FREAKING GOOD THE FIRST TIME ALONE I ALMOST PASSED OUT...I USE IT WITH MY HUSBAND EVERYTIME WE HAVE SEX...ITS LIKE BEING WITH 2 MEN AT THE SAME TIME...THIS ONE IS WELL WORTH THE MONEY......GET IT GIRLS
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Blondie69 on 3/15/2007

WOW!!!!
Feels SO REAL!! Totally awesome with the length and girth on this baby!! Love the suction to allow you to ride it just like you want to as well as a variety of postions (be creative). Could ride it for hours upon end!! Then when you consider the vibration which you can choose which level you want, you will fall in love with it and recommend it to all of your friends. Definitely a KEEPER!!!!
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Anonymous User on 3/11/2007

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
It just came friday but I didn't have a chance to try it out, last night I was supposed to have a date but got stood up so I went to the bar and had a few drinks, then came home. I figured I would try my emperor out and BOY am I glad I did, who needs a man when you have this!!!!!!! When you don't have the real thing this is a really really close 2nd!!!!
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Anonymous User on 2/27/2007

anonymous user
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. I FELT PLEASURE I NEVER NEW EXSISTED. MY HUSBAND ENJOYS USING IT ON ME. THIS HAS REALLY SPICED UP OUR SEX LIFE. NOT BAD IF YOUR ALONE. BUT MUCH BETTER WHEN HE IS USING IT ON ME. BE READY FOR YOUR EYES TO ROLL BACK IN YOUR HEAD. IT REALLY IS MIND BLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!I CANT WAIT TO USE IT AGAIN.
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Anonymous User on 2/24/2007

Realistic and fun
I bought this for my wife and she loves it. It feels like the real thing. She was intimidated by the size at first but quickly warmed up to it.
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Eatemup on 2/23/2007

Too big? Maybe, maybe not
I bought this for my wife. We have used many before and she loves them. Her orgasms usually last as long as 60 secs with most vibes. However, with this one, while she does reach orgasm sooner, they do not seem as intense and don't last as long. Keep in mind, she in a small woman and not accustomed to the size. Loves the texture though!
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shelly on 2/20/2007

8
This is the first big vibrator that my husband and I have ever purchased . I have to say when it arrived I thought there is no way that thing is going in me, the size alone was pretty intimidating. My husband left to go to the races in Daytona and my curiousity couldn't stand it so I took it out and began to play around with it. I was very surprised that it slid in easily and was very filling. I like the fact that it has a suction cup so you can position yourself in different ways. The vibrations could be a bit more but all in all it was well worth the money!!!!!!!
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Anonymous User on 2/20/2007

Whoa
Like everyone else when I opened the package I wondered what I got myself into. It took some work and a lot of lube but I like it a lot. The suction cup works really well for me and it feels very real. It does have a definate "plastic" smell but I'm not bothered by it enough to put it down.
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Anonymous User on 2/16/2007

She LOVES IT!
Bought this for my lady,at first it was a little intimidating for her,but warmed right up to it.A great addition to our love life!
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Kendra on 2/13/2007

Oh my!
If you want to be filled up, look no further! Good lord! Now, you do need to be in the mood for this one. Just work yourself on it or lube up if needed. Definitely a must when your man wants to have anal sex- to feel so full is sooooo nice... and he loved it too!
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Anonymous User on 2/12/2007

very realistic
I really am enjoying this toy. The only thing I wish was different was that the vibe was stronger and the it was a little firmer. Because it is so large, it tends to flop around a bit. Also, everyone mentioned the size, it really wasn't THAT big. I was expecting to have it really take some work to get it in but it slid right in. Definitely worth it.
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Anonymous User on 2/11/2007

Feels Like the real deal!
The texture and weight is right on making it feel oh so real. Nice girth and the suction cup end works well to grind with. It would be ideal it it were 1 inch longer. But I'm a big gal.
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Anonymous User on 2/8/2007

very realistic
i bought this for my wife and she just loves it. she was initially scared by its size. but just press it lightly with some lube in the front and it will slide in.
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Emperor Rocks My Socks on 2/2/2007

My BEST Friend!
I am a guy and love having this thing inside me. It is so HUGE and feels so good. The vibrations are really strong and the suction cup is really nice. One of my favorites!
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Emperor Lover on 1/31/2007

OMG!
Okay, girls - this is IT! I've tried several different vibes over the years, and this is THE BEST I've ever tried. Yes, it's big - but that can be a very GOOD thing! The vibrations are great, and I think one of the things I liked about it the very best is that the texture is very similar to the real thing and as you use it it seems to absorb body heat and warm up to feel even more like the real thing. This is a must have, whether you're alone or with someone special. The only vibe I'll buy in the future will be another one of these if I wear this one out at some point...
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Anonymous User on 1/28/2007

HELLO!!! BIG GUY
THIS TOY IS AWESOME IT I AM MALE AND OMG IS IT BIG THE SUCTION CUP IS A GOD SENT PS USE ALOT OF LUBE !! I GOT IT ALL THE WAY IN
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Anonymous User on 1/20/2007

short circuits a bit, but otherwise great
The only complaint that I have with this item is that the current seems to short circuit every now and then. A squeeze at the base seems to solve the problem. The suction cup makes the entire experience different from other toys and the size is perfect.
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Anonymous User on 1/18/2007

feeling full
This is my wife and I first toy. After making love to my wife for years I knew she could handle something a little bigger. I bought it in secret so I could surprise her. During one of our long oral session I slowly start slipping it into. I was worried about the larger head due to the vibrator, however with enough lubircation it just slipped right passed her opening. By the end of the night she had begged for it to be deeper. She took the entire shaft all the way to the realistic balls. This is our first toy and she loves it. I highly recommend this product.
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Anonymous User on 1/18/2007

Gorgeous toy, HUGE!!!
Love the look, size and feel of this toy. It's extremely realistic. The shape, firmness, flexibility, and texture are all nice. Beware: it really REALLY smells of rubber. I have tried washing it several times before the first use, but the odor is still very strong. The vibrations could be stronger too. I have found that you must take out the batteries when not in use because the slightest tap will turn it on. I still give it 4 stars because it is so beautiful and the perfect size.
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Slick on 1/14/2007

WOW! and I mean WOW!
I ordered this for my wife so she could experience having something bigger. When it arrived I think we both were concerned that it was just too big. We started slowly and used lots of lube. After she was worked up, we were able to insert the whole thing. My wife experienced a tremendous orgasm saying it almost made her cry from sheer delight. It was the most vocal loud orgasm I have ever experienced with my wife. I would recommend this as it was a very good experience for both of us. Don't let the size intimidate you - just take your time and buy some lube.
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Anonymous User on 1/5/2007

THE SATISFIER
The Emperor is very relistic. My husband and I love it. I could not wait to get it in the mail. When I opened it I thought OMG!!! At first I was kinda scared to try it but got to playing with it using the viborator just rubbing it and it turned me on so bad I started trying to stick it in. It filled me up in a good way. It felt so good. Use some lube and it will slide right in and hold on for a ride of your life. The suction cup works great. I highly recomment this to everybody.
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OIF Soldier on 1/3/2007

Operation Iraqi Freedom soldier
Obviously I am away, so I bought some stuff for my wife. This is what she said about the toy. "I like it... once you get it into the right posistion it will deffinatly bring you pleasure quickly. Use plenty of lube.
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Anonymous User on 12/26/2006

You've got to have this!!
This is the best vibrator ever!! It is just like the real thing. Make sure to have plenty of lubrication - it is not a small toy. The vibration is great - it is on the tip and it is powerful. The suction works really well. It works great on tile.. If you like to be adventurous - this is the toy for you.....
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Augie on 12/13/2006

Buyer Beware
I bought this for my fiancee to have some fun with, she loves this more then me now...LOL this thing is HUGE, when she first got it her eyes popped out & said "Hunny this would never fit inside me, but with a lot of lube & getting her excitied finally this monster was in her. I just sat back and watched her enjoy this monster & me just getting excitied watching her use it. It's a must to have in the bedroom.
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Anonymous User on 12/7/2006

Very Realistic Looking
This is a great toy and the suction cup works well on smooth surfaces. I have found that the top of my wooden (table height) bar stool works really well. The vibrations aren't as strong as I was expecting but all in all the size and quality were up to par.
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Anonymous User on 11/28/2006

Realistic and nice
It's realistic and looks real but I am sure with all other toys alike it has a plastic odor to it ans manufacuters need to find a way to have it not there, yes it can be a sign of it being pure and clean but that too can be misleading. But overall and very sexy toy.
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Anonymous User on 11/27/2006

holy cow
I bought this for my wife and she loved it. Then one night when it had heated her up to the max (which it always did) she smiled and said, "your turn". Yea right, but she insisted. She stuck it to the floor, lubed it up, turned on the vibrator, rested the head against my ass, and then got my attention on her. I guess the vibrator loosens up the muscles because the head suddenly popped it. (about half scared me) After a short while of getting use to the size it was wonderful. Best orgasm ever. Try it.
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Anonymous User on 11/18/2006

looked good
wife loved it liked the way it looked buried up in her
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Anonymous User on 11/14/2006

Sooooo realistic!?
The 8" Vibrating Emperor looks and feels so real! When I first opened the package, I thought I could NEVER take this whole thing. With some lube and lots of practice, though, it's "do-able" (literally)! :) It feels just like the real thing, especially with the suction cup so you can attach it almost anywhere...
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stephanie on 11/9/2006

mmm mmm good
i love it. it is BIG, but it feels so good. the first few times, i couldn't take it all in. but, i'm used to it now and it feels great! whenever hubby asks which toy i want him to use on me...the emporer is my first choice! i must admit i am hesitant to use it for anal because of the size, but overall a great toy. i recommend it highly.
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Anonymous User on 10/30/2006

8" Vibrating Emperor
When I received the Emperor I WAS SCARED. But believe me when I used it, it felt great. The only problems I can see is it is very exhausting and the vibrator only worked twice, I tried new batteries and it still wouldn't work.
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Anonymous User on 10/21/2006

good stuff
I bought this for my wife and she loves it. be carefull ladies it is huge!!!! deffinatly need to lube it up first
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princess on 9/27/2006

pretty fun toy
i was excited when i opened the package, but when i actually used it i was disappointed. the vibration isn't strong enough to really feel. it iwas a fun toy, though, it's big and hard enough to play with.
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Anonymous User on 9/26/2006

Fabulous
Unbelievable! I wish the vibration was stronger but it is very good, especially if husband likes to watch.... great suctioned to a leather chair....
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Anonymous User on 9/24/2006

Does the job!!!!
My wife loves her new toy......its life like and powerful.....awesome combination.....great girth for gals that like and need that .....
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Anonymous User on 9/21/2006

Oh my God
I bought this for my wife while I am away and we are in baby making mode. I never thought this would even work. The last vibe, a somewhat realistic, she only used the tip as a vibe, never inserted. With this one, not only did she get off with the vibe she fully inserted this monster with the help of some GOOD lube and now loves it. Love the suction cup base, might want to get her to try it on me or another woman.
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Anonymous User on 9/14/2006

HOLY ****!
OH MY Gosh! This thing is huge! It is very realistic! Just behind the head the shaft is at it's biggest. I have yet to get past this part, and fully enjoy the whole thing. It will take me a while but I will accomplish it and get to enjoy the whole thing. If you want filled up this is one toy that will be able to do it, I can't wait to be filled with this toy. The vibrator could be a little stronger but I am overall very pleased with toy, even though I have yet to enjoy the whole thing! LUBE LUBE LUBE is all I have to say!
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Anonymous User on 9/4/2006

i love this penis!
This is my 3rd vib and I am completely in love with this one. The size is perfect and it feels really life-like inside me. Not too hard and I love the thickness near the head. It has brought life to my love life as well. I had grown tired of being on top and now I love it again!
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Anonymous User on 8/26/2006

Anonymous User
Ever wondered what that filled up feeling is like? Here it is!!! It has to be the most realistic one I have ever see. Lube is a must for this one. It took a little time to work it in, but in the end it was well worth it. My advice don't force it, work it a little at a time, one thing for sure not for the faint at heart... Remember lube... lube... lube...
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Anonymous User on 8/2/2006

Awesome!!!
VERY realistic. The first time I used it I was amazed at how real it felt. It fils me up quite nicely. Just the perfect size! It's also not too soft like some are. This one feels very, very good!
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Anonymous User on 7/17/2006

good item
I was a little intimidated by it when opening it, it is huge, yet very lifelike. Its very soft in texture, almost too soft, not what I expected but overall felt good. would recommend for experienced users.
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Anonymous User on 7/17/2006

bellag
when I ordered this product I was really excited because of all the reviews I read. So when it came in the mail and I saw it I was suprised at how itemidated I was. It was huge. I was a little scared. My husband works out of the country so sometimes I take pics and send them well I couldnt get anything past the head in!! When my husband came into town I was so wet it slid right in with ease. So all you need is to be lubed up for this one. I definitley recommend this one.
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Anonymous User on 7/17/2006

Wow! All Filled Up.
This thing was very scary to see in person when it first arrived. Huge is not an exaggeration. The first time we used it, it hurt a bit, like I was a virgin. The second time, however, was incredible. And all the times since have also been great. It feels and looks real too. Be careful... too much use in one night will leave you sore.
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Anonymous User on 6/30/2006

Not for the anal beginner
This vibe is huge and it feels absolutely wonderful!!!! The shaft just behind the head is very thick and my husband has to get me warmed up and then use a lot of lube before putting it into my butt. Once it's in me the sensation is unbelievable, the bullet in the tip moves the viberation deep inside and the size and thickness completely fills me up. I love doing DP and my husband really enjoys the feeling when the tip of the emperor vibrates against his penis when they are both in me. Buy this product and you won't be disappointed, maybe a little sore until you get used to it, but not disappointed.
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Anonymous User on 6/23/2006

anonymous user
My husband & I love the Emperor. It feels great and can do the job of making me a very happy lady. I just wish the vibe was stroner. I large for me for any backdoor fun.
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Anonymous User on 4/27/2006

ohmygod!
This guy is HUGE. I had to use a lot of lube and after a little while, finally got it all the way inside. (I didn't think it would fit at first.) I was able to stick it to the door and just had a go at it. Wonderful, huge, heavy, love it! Filled me up and I never thought I'd find a vibe that would. The texture is also very realistic and the added vibe at the tip is great. This is one you'll be feeling the next day.
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more than i expected on 2/14/2006

Mmm mmm good...
This was my 2nd time purchasing a vibrator and this one blew me away... it's huge and you will need lot's of lube... It can get a bit frustrating when you get going and the suction comes loose, if you know what i mean.. take it easy cause it will leave you soar... did I mention that it's huge?
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Anonymous User on 2/11/2006

GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Emperor is very realistic happy masturbating !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous User on 2/2/2006

i was alittle intimidated at first
its so much bigger then the picture, and heavier then i expected, but i really enjoyed using it... and i will for awhile. i would recommend this to anyone, but use lube before you try to actually use it, or be sure to be really wet. happy masturbating!
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Anonymous on 9/25/2005

best ever
This was the first I had and wow do I love it. My husband was a little intimidated by its size at first but after I proved to him that he was bigger, the jealousy ended. Plus I take this while I going down on him so the complaints ended even quicker. I can take this all night while I'm sucking him. God, does it feel good. I usually give out before he does.
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Anonymous on 9/24/2005

Feels so gooooood!!!!
I ordered the Emperor and got it a week ago and just now took the time to try it out. I really wasn't feeling sexual, so it washed it and decided to try it, I stuck the suction cup on top of the commode and it stuck pretty good, but I wanted to try it out, so I could back up to it and do it doggy, style so I wet the suction cup and stuck it up against the wall , it didn't want to stay stuck but got it to stick for a while, and when I back up to it and slid it in it felt so real like and I started stroking it and keep getting wetter and wetter. This is the most real feeling Penis shaped vibe I have ever felt it is so flexible and firm enough to make you think you are getting the real thing. I think if I could get it to stick on the right surface where I can back up to it and fuck it doggy style, because I can control the debt and feeling, I probablly would never stop using it. For the most part I like the size it is just long enough and I like the 2 inches around in diameter. It like the fullness it gives. I can use this every day, i want get much house work done now that I have this. This is a all day JOLLY!!!!!
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Anonymous User on 9/22/2005

WOW! It is Huge but very good.
When I first looked at it I couldn't believe how big it was I never thought I would be able to use it. But with some forplay and a lot of lube it made for a real good time. Stick it to a wall and back up for a real good time. Overuse may leave you a bit sore. But I would definately recommend this big boy.
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Anonymous on 9/13/2005

satisfied but not satisfied enough
I recieved this product today and was very excited to try it out...I was very amazed by the size with it being my first toy EVER....I enjoyed it alot and climaxed several times...But the effort that i had to do to get there was exhausting....
Ps...IT doesnt really stick to anything at all......
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Anonymous on 8/5/2005

The Emperor RULES
I have to admit, I was shocked at the size-it is HUGE! With lubrication, you will be amazed at what you will accomplish...hours of hands free fun. On the outside it looks and feels like the real thing...it's soft yet firm-very realistic. On the inside it's even better than the real thing...it fills you completely-a perfect fit. The suction cup works/The vibrator works-seems average compared to other items, but it is a pleasant plus. The overall package leaves you completely satisfied.
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Anonymous on 6/28/2005

If it could do the dishes I would Marry it!
I am sooo IN LOVE with this dick. I fuck this thing at least 4 times a week. I found that if you use re-chargeable batteries it ups the buuuzzzzz factor! It feels pretty close to the real thing inside me and I can take as much or as little as I am in the mood for, it does take some lube. The suction cup has damn good holding power when your going at it and that's always a plus. I broke it the 2nd time I used it. The wire inside that goes to the bullet pulled out. I was very upset but with some patience and a extra bullet I pulled the suction part out (carefully) got pliers and pulled the bullet out and replaced it with a higher power bullet. So now I will never need to replace the dick. Just the bullet. I stuck the suction part back up in it and it works just fine. If only I could find a man this huge!!!
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Anonymous on 6/21/2005

It Feels So Good
I bought this for myself, I used it to the maximum on the first day that I recieved it! It was a very tight fit for my under used Ass, but it felt so good that I couldnt stop trying it. If you are going to use it for anal play, Like me, it may be a bit too much for you. But for me, it hurt Sooo Good !!!!!!
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Anonymous on 6/17/2005

thrilled
I just received it in the mail and couldn't wait to give it a try. At first it looked frighteningly huge, but it turned out to be Amazingly identical to my husbands beautiful cock. With or without the vibe this thing is FULLfilling. It is sooo real I feel like I'm cheating on my husband, but I'll get over it and enjoy sex alot more often. I think I'll go play now.
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Anonymous on 4/9/2005

TOO BIG
I ordered this, it looked great, but is way too big, I could not get it all the way in even with a bunch of lube.
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Anonymous on 2/22/2005

YOWZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY OH MY!!! WHEN I ORDERED THIS, I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO EXPECT....THEN IT ARRIVED AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "WOW" THIS THING IS HUGE!!! BUT IF YOU LUBE IT UP SO ITS NICE AND SLIPPERY WET...JUST START BY TAKING A LITTLE AND THEN GO DOWN ON IT DEEPER AND DEEPER...IT WILL GET YOU OFF LIKE YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE! THE SUCTION CUP WORKS WELL AND YOU DEFINATELY DO NOT NEED A PARTNER FOR THIS ONE...TRUST ME, YOU'LL LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT YOU'LL BE A LITTLE SORE FROM OVER USAGE.....DEFINATELY A HARD THING TO PUT DOWN ONCE YOU'VE HAD IT!!!
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Anonymous on 5/31/2004

A great vibe
I was really shocked when I finally got it. It was better than I expected. We have a weight bench in our room. We just stick it to the bench and I have the vibe in the front and my husband in the back. I love it. And when my husband isn't home I can stick it on the toliet, the tub or on the bench. Well worth the money!
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Anonymous on 5/23/2004

Love it!!
This is one of my all time favorite sex toys!!! It feels VERY real and even the weight of it in my pussy gets me off.
My husband loves fucking me with "Mr. Big." This is one of the few toys (other than my Sybian) that makes me squirt.
It looks and feels like a real cock. Yes, it is big but when well-lubed it feels AWESOME!!!
Buy it. You will not regret it.
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Anonymous on 2/21/2004

Feels just like the real thing!
This product is the perfect size. It feels absolutely fantastic, especially with used in conjunction with the Cascade stimulator. Just attach the suction cup to a wall and back up to guaranteed pleasure.
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Anonymous User on 2/5/2004

The Emperor is INCREDIBLE!
What can I say, I’m in love with the Emperor. I just can’t get over how unbelievably realistic it is, it feels like a real penis. The girth is a major plus, the vibrator has a wide range of speeds, and the suction cup works well. I’ve only had it a few days, but it’s provided several ‘pleasurable experiences’ already.
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Anonymous on 1/2/2004

Satisfying for two
This one takes a little foreplay before really using it, but it is now my wife's favorite. Once she's wet, this really makes her squirt. Plus, when she has both me and this vibe in her, the vibrations are really intense and make me come incredibly fast. It's very soft and bendable and almost feels like the real thing. Both of us enjoy this one!
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Anonymous on 12/15/2003

This one rules!
It took lots of lube and dedication, but we finally got it in the backdoor. Well worth the effort! The suction cup doesn't stick to anything
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Anonymous on 11/6/2003

Gorgeous...but a little TOO much of a good thing
This is really a stunning vibe, with soft, realistic "skin" and a firm, fleshy feel to it. The veining even feels realistic. The vibration is nice, giving levels of hum that don't make a lot of noise. The suction cup base is very strong and the balls at the base would be nice for some clitoral stimulation, if you ever get that far. That brings me to the one issue I have with this - it is way, way too big. I'd rate myself as average in size, but I can't get anything beyond the head inside. This is one of the best vibes I've ever held in my hand, but that's about the only place it can go. My advice is to go for the smaller version.
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