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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Best Used For:
Penetration
Brand:
Doc Johnson
Colors:
Beige
Features:
Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America
Length:
12.0 inches
Width:
2.50 inches
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on 7/13/2017 5:27:15 AM
Im addicted to huge anal dildoes
It's the best on the market if won't to try it with a condom with a good lube I don't hardly know it's in if like the full feeling use vasoline I like that a lot it's big but every one will be able to handle it in a very sort time I'll go for hours at a time theirs two different sizes one is 2 3 quarter wide and the other is 2 and 2 half wide get hem both I did I'm glad I did you will like to change out once in a while I like going to the nuts the last two inches is the most fun for me once I relax I can take it all that way it feels like mile coming out some say it's to soft it's perfect and penalties so easy that's it
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on 7/25/2008 10:58:45 PM
Not for the weak!!!
The first time I laid eyes on this dildo it actually scared the living daylights out of me. It is so big that it is not natural, but after much persuasion from my ever horny husband, I gave it a shot. The first few times I used it, he tried to put it in, and it really didn't go in that well. (It IS over 2 inches wide.) I realized that when I put it in, it went in MUCH easier. So, thus began my love affair with this dildo. We use it every few months for about a month, and then put him away for awhile...don't want to get too much of a good thing. (Plus, my husband is oh-so-much better...I start missing him after a while!!) It was VERY intimidating at first, but at my husband's persuasion we worked our way into it...or I should say that it worked its way into ME...lol I would definitely recommend this to every adventurous couple!!
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on 10/27/2009 7:23:30 PM
GOOD SIZE BUT TOO SOFT
I bought this and used it twice. The first time it worked like a charm, I guess because of the thrill. Then I tried it again and found out that it would not stimulate my prostrate, not good. I wound up using another toy which did the job, it was stiffer.
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on 6/4/2010 10:07:36 PM
BIG DOESN'T QUITE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!
THIS THING IS BIGGER THAN WE ANTICIPATED, BUT AFTER WARMING MY WIFE UP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF OUR TOYS AND LOTS OF LUBE WE WERE ABLE TO GET IT IN. SHE COULD TAKE A BIT OVER HALF BUT SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!! WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT
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on 9/4/2010 10:44:25 PM
Very filling!!
Had it almost a year and am still enjoying the way it feels sliding inside. Took some time to get used to the size but now it really is fun to play with. I wish it was just a little more stiff because it flops around a little too much to stay in when the feeling gets intense. Otherwise, a great toy!
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on 10/13/2010 6:15:31 PM
John Holmes review
Wanted to try something big. OMG this thing is like a way out of my league. Not even enjoyable.
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on 1/6/2014 3:59:33 PM
wow!!!
Well the goodnews is the discreet package is excellent and the product did not fall short of expectations.It filled my hole to the max.If your a anal lover you better make sure you poop first before trying this monster..the bad news is my mom got the package before I got home and opened it so that was not pleasant 44 year old male upstate new York.
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on 4/2/2014 2:01:33 PM
They don't call him the King for nothing
I bought this for my wife as a surprise for our ten year anniversary. I like the idea of her getting f****d by a giant cock. So I thought why not this one. Well When I took it out the other night and introduced her to Mr. Holmes . She said she would give it a try and after she was warmed up from our initial foreplay I started to enter her with the head of this enormous beast. You have to go slow it is a must for taking this thing the first time rush it and all will end badly. She started to grind her hips on it and asking for a lil more each time.. She safely had about 5" inside and really went to town grinding. She came so hard I blew my load all over her tits. She did say it wasn't for everyday use but for an one a month or so experience it's great. She likes to please my kinky side...I'm lucky what can I say.
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on 1/16/2015 6:30:41 AM
Happy Wife, Happy Life!!!
I have purchased quite a few dildos for my wife, we started with some of a average size, 6 to 7 inches long and 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 in diameter. She liked them at first but over several months she hinted for one a little bigger. We have gone longer and thicker but the dildos always seemed a little stiff according to my wife. But she wanted one really huge and pliable, one as close to the feel of a real one we could find, and we did. This John Holmes UR3 is perfect, when she held it for the first time she became excited and wanted to use it right there and then. Later that night as we went to bed, my wife had slipped into a erotically sexy chemise and heels and was waiting for me. As I approached the bed, she began to squeeze her tits together, pinching her nipples and spread her legs wide open. She gave me a glimpse of her, already shaved creamy hole and asked me to get our new toy. I positioned the head of it against her and with one firm push, slide over 6 inches into her in one stroke. She said it felt like a the real thing as she encouraged me to put more into her. After 15 minutes or so of pumping it in and out of her,she let out a long steady moan as I forced it all, deep into her while she orgasmed. She later said it felt absolutely incredible as it's was all packed completely inside her, she has gotten to the point she requests me to use it on her two to three times a week and it never fails to trigger an intense multi orgasm while in her... :)
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on 3/22/2009 8:41:24 PM
Bigger than big
When we thought about this and read the reviews we knew it would be big but until you actually see this thing it is hard to realize how big John was. We did use a lot of lube and worked at it and finally were able to get about half in but she really did not like the pressure and ultimately we decided to return it. It does look real, and the texture also feels real it is just bigger than big.
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