John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Product Details

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Brand:

Doc Johnson

Length:

12.0 inches

Function:

Suction-cup base

Colors:

Beige

Width:

2.50 inches

Best Used For:

Penetration

Special Features:

Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag

Customer Reviews - John Holmes Realistic Dildo


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FANTASTIC!   

on September 4, 2015

I bought this for my wife to try. She was really hesitant at first but we've used toys for a long time and gradually getting bigger. This will be the biggest. It is extremely thick and long. I used some System JO Atomic clit stimulator and used her Hitachi wand on her. She bent over and I began rubbing the tip on her. The moment the head started going in, she started oozing all over and moaning. Then slowly it went in and she had so many orgasms! I wouldn't recommend this for anyone that is not used to large toys. Take it slow and don't force it. If you do this, it will be great!
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Amazing   

Anonymous on August 18, 2015

I was a little unsure about this big boy.... But it is the best purchase I've ever made... Worth the buy..... Just make sure you use lots of lube:)
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mb   

Anonymous on July 1, 2015

This was huge. Use Lots of lube and had the best orgasm ever.
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John Holmes Realistic Dildo   

Anonymous on June 29, 2015

She likes it though it is something she uses only from time to time. The original one we had vanished while we were moving... So I picked her up a replacement. It has a nice skin to it and has just the right rigidity to it to work well.
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john holmes feels so good   

on May 12, 2015

john holmes feels like the reel thing
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Anal Fun   

on May 12, 2015

This dildo is great, Feels wonderfull in my butt, I took it all the way to the balls in my butt and I orgasmed so hard.
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Wife can't get enough   

on March 26, 2015

Like others have said, wife thought it would be way to big for her when she layed eyes on it. It slipped in with some lube and she took half on her first ride. Since then she has been riding it every weekend and has even talked about finding a larger one. After she uses it and I get the chance to have a turn on her she is very loose and oh so good. We have nicknamed it her boyfriend and she can't seem to get enough of him. She can now take just over 3/4 of it with no appearance of stopping there. She is 42 and her sex drive is out of control, happy husband
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This thing is huge!..feels great!   

on February 4, 2015

The texture and softness is perfect. The toy holds lube like a champ and is awesome for anal play. It compresses to get it and then expands once in to fill you up without tearing you up.
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New and Improved Version   

The Cleaver's on January 28, 2015

We purchased a John Holmes UR3 two years ago and have literally wore that puppy out, but then again the Master (UR3) can be very demanding once you become its slave! We just purchased a new John Holmes UR3 and were surprised that Doc Johnson had made some changes to it. First off we want to say that this is the 'UltraRealistic 3' version even though it is labeled 'Realistic' and is an even better product overall then the previous version. What they have done is made the insertable length around a 1/2" inch longer and around a centimeter (3/8") larger in circumference. The inner core seems much thicker and stiffer than the previous version and the outer soft skin layer is thinner, yet still as comfortable and lifelike as before. This makes the feel more like an incredible hard-on that is ragingly hard! They also attempted to improve the suction cup base by making the cup slightly harder in material and removed the neck between the cup and the base of the dong. This helps reduce the sagging point area that consistently tears apart from wear, flexing and weight. The only issue with that is that if the dong is flexed in an upward direction when hung on a wall, it will quickly detach at the cup. Other than that one factor it is actually an improved version and they should have named it so at Doc Johnson's!
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Happy Wife, Happy Life!!!   

Robert Sterling on January 16, 2015

I have purchased quite a few dildos for my wife, we started with some of a average size, 6 to 7 inches long and 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 in diameter. She liked them at first but over several months she hinted for one a little bigger. We have gone longer and thicker but the dildos always seemed a little stiff according to my wife. But she wanted one really huge and pliable, one as close to the feel of a real one we could find, and we did. This John Holmes UR3 is perfect, when she held it for the first time she became excited and wanted to use it right there and then. Later that night as we went to bed, my wife had slipped into a erotically sexy chemise and heels and was waiting for me. As I approached the bed, she began to squeeze her tits together, pinching her nipples and spread her legs wide open. She gave me a glimpse of her, already shaved creamy hole and asked me to get our new toy. I positioned the head of it against her and with one firm push, slide over 6 inches into her in one stroke. She said it felt like a the real thing as she encouraged me to put more into her. After 15 minutes or so of pumping it in and out of her,she let out a long steady moan as I forced it all, deep into her while she orgasmed. She later said it felt absolutely incredible as it's was all packed completely inside her, she has gotten to the point she requests me to use it on her two to three times a week and it never fails to trigger an intense multi orgasm while in her... :)
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