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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 10,000 Sold (11) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5 Reviews

John Holmes Realistic Dildo

Over 10,000 Sold (11) 4.55000019073486 stars out of 5 Reviews

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Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Due to manufacturer and/or vendor restrictions, discounts on this item might not apply. Some items cannot be discounted at all. Other items can only be discounted by a certain percentage. When applying a coupon that exceeds that percentage, the discount taken will be automatically reduced to the maximum allowed amount.

Specifications
Batteries No batteries required
Brand Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock, DJ Signature Cocks
Colors White
Features Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Storage Bag Included
Insertable Length 10 inches
Length 12 inches
Material PVC
Width 2.50 inches
Reviews

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GOOD SIZE BUT TOO SOFT

3 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

I bought this and used it twice. The first time it worked like a charm, I guess because of the thrill. Then I tried it again and found out that it would not stimulate my prostrate, not good. I wound up using another toy which did the job, it was stiffer.

UR3 TOO PLIABLE - 10/27/2009

Bigger than big

3 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

When we thought about this and read the reviews we knew it would be big but until you actually see this thing it is hard to realize how big John was. We did use a lot of lube and worked at it and finally were able to get about half in but she really did not like the pressure and ultimately we decided to return it. It does look real, and the texture also feels real it is just bigger than big.

Anonymous - 3/22/2009

Pleasurable but not perfect.....

3 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

This is a really exciting dong and the size is very pleasurable! I loved it but have a few things I would change. I ripped myself on it a couple times even with an incredible amount of lube! I am not a fan of the softer skin. It might be my skin type but I like a little bit firmer skin. I would also like it to be firmer. It bends a little and is hard to ride really hard which is what I like.... Read more

I like a challenge!!!! - 3/6/2009

NOT FOR THE BEGINER

3 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

My Wife Loves it but it is not for the beginer it will fill you up if you can take it . We have been using it since June & she can still only take 10 inches but this thing drives her WILD ! The only problem is the realistic shin comes lose starting at the bottom , so far it has came lose up past the balls .

Anonymous - 11/12/2008

Realistic?

3 stars out of 5

Verified Buyer

I was disappointed by this product. First, I was shocked by the size of this thing. My wife and I have played with large toys before, but this is LARGE. I have never seen anything like it. Some people may want it this big, but it was way to big for us. Also, this toy had a smell that was distracting. Very well made and good material feel, but not for me.

Anonymous - 6/24/2008

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