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John Holmes Realistic Dildo Features

 

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Product Details

 


Length:

12.0 inches

Function:

Suction-cup base

Colors:

Beige

Width:

2.50 inches

Best Used For:

Penetration

Special Features:

Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag

Customer Reviews - John Holmes Realistic Dildo


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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful
Large   

Accidentally on June 3, 2010

This is the UR3 version. Specs are: 10" max insertable length, 7.25" circumference at head, narrows to 7", lower 1/2 of length is 7.5-7.75". Very soft, stands up fine, suction cup is ok (not great), texture is very smooth (little too smooth on the veins/ head), it's a little floppy but in a good way, paint job is a laugh. Good but not great. Wish there was a VixSkin in this size range.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
yes and yes   

on February 5, 2009

OMG! I am in a long distance relationship so in between can be longing. This lived up to all the reviews. The material is amazingly comfortable and erotic feeling. I was impatient and used the suction cup on the bathroom floor asap after getting this in the mail--2/3 in and ohhh gracious!
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
Big as Fist   

on February 18, 2013

My wife the size queen bought this dildo and I was shocked. She loves being maxed out and takes about 8 inches of this monster. When pulled out, her hole is wide open and gapped. I jump in there and can barely feel her anymore due to the sloppy loose hole. She does cum hard, but will never be tight again.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Believe the Hype   

b-rod on July 11, 2009

The material that this is made of is awesome. the feel is very real and the girth is very pleasing to my wife. the only thing that make this a four and not a five is the floppy action to it it needs to be stiffer. overall a very good product i would recommend it to anyone.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Very long!   

on October 10, 2009

Amazing soft and life like feeling but slightly hard to control due to its floppyness. Could stand to be more rigid!But hey, It feels so good in my ass! Its very long! First toy I couldndnt take all the way in! All but an inch!
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Very filling!!   

on September 4, 2010

Had it almost a year and am still enjoying the way it feels sliding inside. Took some time to get used to the size but now it really is fun to play with. I wish it was just a little more stiff because it flops around a little too much to stay in when the feeling gets intense. Otherwise, a great toy!
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3 of 6 people found the following review helpful
OMG this thing is a monster   

on August 13, 2009

I never thought in my wildest dreams this thing would be no where as big as it really is.This thing is as big around as a coke can.I used a bottle of lube on the wife and could not begin to get the head in her.I guess we will have to practice some stretching techniques
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
BIG DOESN'T QUITE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!   

on June 4, 2010

THIS THING IS BIGGER THAN WE ANTICIPATED, BUT AFTER WARMING MY WIFE UP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF OUR TOYS AND LOTS OF LUBE WE WERE ABLE TO GET IT IN. SHE COULD TAKE A BIT OVER HALF BUT SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!! WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
very realistic   

Happy wife on July 30, 2008

The is a wonderfully made product, it feels very real. It is a little larger than I expected, but with lube it feels wonderful. Hubby and I have several toys in our box and this is by far the largest. I can only get about half of its length in me, but hubby gets very excited using it on me.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
SWEET TOY   

J AND K on March 11, 2010

I LOVE THE SMELL THIS HAS. IT IS PRETTY BIG BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD BE LONGER ONLY 10 INCHES OF INSERT. THE WIFE LIKES IT, ALMOST GOT IT ALL THE WAY IN AFTER 3 BACK TO BACK DAYS OF USE THEN WE TOOK A BREAK GOING TO TRY TONIGHT TO PUT IT ALL IN BALLS DEEP. FEELS AS CLOSE TO REAL AS IT GETS. WHEN WE FIRST OPENED IT SHE STROKED IT AND TOUCHED IT ALOT WANTED TO PUT IT IN HER RITE THERE BUT WE WAITED A COUPLE DAYS. THE SUCTION CUP HAS A TINY TEAR WHERE IT MEETS THE BOTTOM OF THE BALLS KEEPING AN EYE ON IT SO IT DOES NOT GET BIGGER. THE WIFE DOES NOT LIKE THAT IT IS A REPLICA OF SOMEBODY ELSES JUNK I TOLD HER TO JUST THINK OF IT AS ONLY A TOY. GAVE IT A 4 BECAUSE OF THE TEAR STARTING ALREADY AND THE SIZE, THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 12 OR 14 FROM SOME OF THE STUFF I READ. HAVING LOTS AF FUN WITH IT, LOVE PUTING BIG THINGS IN MY WIFE.
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