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John Holmes Realistic Dildo
Item# 1400
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$79.95
John Holmes Realistic Dildo Features
A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions: John Holmes Realistic Dildo
Feeling adventurous? Now you can have the amazing dick of XXX legend John Holmes, the man who will be forever remembered for his incredible tool. This sex toy is a must for every adult collection.
• Dildo is 12" inches long and 2.5" inches wide
• Realistic replica of John Holmes
• Dildo is made of life like UR3
• Handpainted veining makes this dildo even more realistic
• Suction cup base allows dildo to be used hands free
• This dildo sex toy for advanced users
This dildo is one of the biggest Adam and Eve offers! A realistic duplicate of John's own exquisite cock, this huge dildo is an awesome 12" long and over 2.5" wide. No detail is overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the dildo’s hefty balls. Each vein,curve and bulge has been re-created in UR3.0, the most advanced sex toy material ever made: soft and flexible, but firm to give this dildo the realistic feel of actual skin. This toy is one of the best dildos around.
Imagine the thrill of using this monster dildo while enjoying a classic John Holmes movie. Use alone or with your sex partner while living out your wildest fantasies. This dildo can be used for vaginal or anal penetration (for advanced anal play) or even double penetration – if you dare. Pleasure yourself any number or ways using the suction cup bottom. Stick it to the floor, table top, shower walls, or almost any flat surface and grind out your passion on this enormous sex toy.
You're going to need lots of sex lube for this supersize dildo. Try Adam & Eve Personal Gel or, for a super-slick ride, Adam & Eve Signature Silicone Lube. If you're brave enough for anal adventures, try Adam & Eve Ultimate Anal Lube and re-apply it often.
The John Holmes Realistic Dildo cleans up easily and quickly when the fun's over. Just immerse it in warm soapy water, rinse and pat dry or try Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh while in storage. Or, for easier cleanup, try using a condom with this sex toy.
Adam & Eve recommends the John Holmes Dildo sex toy for couples or for solo masturbation and is rated four out of five stars by Adam and Eve customers.
Check out the full range of adult toys Adam and Eve offers.
Product Details
Length |
12.0 inches | |
Function |
Suction-cup base | |
Colors |
Beige | |
Width |
2.50 inches | |
Best Used For |
Penetration | |
Special Features |
Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag |
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people found the following review helpful
ouch it hurts so good
Submitted by: Anonymous on April 13, 2005
ok my man is big 8long 1 3/4 thick...and when we first got together and he fucked me for the first time it was the biggest i had ever experienced and he stretched me so much but it felt so good...and everytime he fucks me it's the same feeling so when he bought me this i said omg there's no way that is going in me it just won't...well today is tuesday it came in the mail friday i've used it twice by myself and eased it in slowly...waiting for my pussy to stretch around it..and that my friends is the absolute best feeling....i came online just now specifically to write this review while i'm waiting for my man to get here...now i'm soaking wet just thinking about it and if he doesn't get here soon i'm gonna go w/o him! enjoy enjoy enjoy omg enjoy
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people found the following review helpful
Wow this thing is great!
Submitted by: Anonymous on April 17, 2005
I am a straight guy who likes the occasional anal stimulation. After years of butt plugs and other toys, this offers everything I need for that anal induced ejacualtion! The only thing I wish it had was vibration.<BR>
My alternative habits may be shocking to some, but if you are open minded there are orgasms out there that you are missing! This and a lot of lube does it for me.
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people found the following review helpful
Not for oral use!!
Submitted by: E & C on July 27, 2006
I purchased this one with a few others for us to use and WOW this is a beast. My wife could not even start to put it in her mouth, it is very large. She literally was not sure she could take it but after using a few others and some lube, she was gasping and writhing with pleasure!!! She only took about a third of the length inside, but that is still alot of toy to ride! We had the candles glowing but i literaly had to turn the lamp on, once she was on her hands and knees taking it from behind, so i could see it filling her up,,ohhhh what a sight to behold!!!
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people found the following review helpful
Amazing toy but be sure what you're getting
Submitted: on December 23, 2006
My girlfriend and I have a very extensive collection of toys ranging from average to extremely large dildos (including all of the falcon toys). This has to be one of the largest UR3 dildos available. If you like to be stretched then this toy won't disappoint in the slightest. It's extremely long and you'd be lucky to take half of it inside you but that's part of the enjoyment. Part of the fun of stretching is the visual cue and it's great to have a toy that's big enough that she can use easily by herself.
If you don't have experience with UR3 I will comment that they have a very unique odor that can take some getting used to but also reduces over time. They are also harder to keep up as they require talc powder on them. If those don't bother you then by all means buy this toy now! UR3 is a great material and this toy should cost way more than it does!
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people found the following review helpful
Intense Orgasms!!!!
Submitted: on December 4, 2007
My wife and I were looking to experiment with a larger dildo. You read the listed size but don't realize how big this is until you set eyes on it. The girth is about the size of a soda can and 10" of insertable length. Go slow, lube up and warm her up with alot of foreplay. Your patience will reward both of you. first with seeing her take something this big is such a turn on for me and second my wife being able to acheive such an explosive orgasm. The UR3 is exceptional and a real feeling. The more we use it the easier it is for her to take and the better she likes it. This dildo is on our regular menu now
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people found the following review helpful
GRRREAT
Submitted: on July 7, 2006
I have several toys but this one is Great. I couldn't get it in the first time but with a little playing and LOTS of lube OHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYY I used the suction cup against the wall and when i squirted it was on the floor no joke. that was the best OOOOOOOO I have ever had. Very much worth the money. If you like to be filled up in all ways buy this
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people found the following review helpful
BIGGER IS BETTER!!!
Submitted: on July 22, 2006
I needed a Larger dildo, the "Legend" was the right choice... With the use of a High Quaility Lube and taking time to stretch, the head slipped right in my back door, the fullness filling and the great texture, plus "UR3"is the GREATEST Combination; a few easy strokes later in my back door and the next thing, I was in the OOOOOHH ZONNE !!!!! and loseing Load after Load!!. this is by far the BEST!!! and my favorite. The suction cup holds this 2 + lbs. of "Ledgend" in any position you want, and cleans easly.. Advise -- take your time and learn how to relaxe and use a high quality lube and the " Legend" will slip right in any door you want. Thank you A+E for providing this customer reveiw for others to read and decide on this Quality product ...
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people found the following review helpful
Orgasm Monster
Submitted: on August 14, 2006
I bought this for my wife.She wanted something a little bigger in a UR3 dildo. This thing is great ,It,s long enough to hold on to when she really gets going. She came more times than I could count. I really liked watching her ride up & down this monster.It made her squirt all over me,and I didn't think I would like that. Ididn't I loved it . We would recomend this soft plyable giant to evryone. Thanks Adameve for another spark in the bedroom.
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people found the following review helpful
Gotta have it !!!!
Submitted: on January 23, 2007
The wife and I tried this out a long time ago now, and she was just to small to get it in without a lot of pain. Then again she had commented that it was so large it would never fit and I think she was trying to keep it from going in which would have caused it to get even larger as it's so soft and lifelike it would swell up when pushing it in. So in the end I gave up and pitched it and later bought another one. Brad Stone which is very large itself but starts out smaller at the head. She tolerated this just fine and loved it, but dident know what it was cause she hadent seen it!!! I kinda snuck it in the bed when the lights were all out so she had no idea how large it was and loved it!!! So now Im wondering if mabe I should buy another John Holmes and try it out again without her knowing it. I think as long as she dont see it she will love it but if she sees it there aint no way LOL So What to do??? I think I gotta buy another one just to see!!! I should have kept the first one and just hid it from her...... do the ladies get shook up over being big down there like some guys do over being little down there LOL maybe that's part of it. She should know by now it always shrinks back like new again. For me there's nothing better than seeing her taking a large dong and hearing her moan with the intense pleasure as she rocks her hips into it with a rythmick motion of delight. Yep gotta have it!!!
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people found the following review helpful
Drawn to it like a magnet
Submitted: on February 9, 2007
My wife has begun to appreciate size (something I can not give her). We first ordered the Seam Michaels dong and once she got past her fears, became a real believer that nothing in this world could be better. The size, texture, intensity were beyond words. For a change of pace, I ordered the John Holmes dong for her. I was concerend as it was slightly wider than the Sean Michaels.
When it came, I couldn't beleive the size! I was convinced that there was no way any human being could even use, let alone enjoy this sexual weapon. I told my wife that I had ordered and received it and that it was up inour bedroom if she wanted to loook it over. After a half hour or so, I went upstairs to she what she thought and saw that she had affixed it tot he toilet cover and was many layers deep in bliss - huffing, puffing, groaning and begging. She was surprized and alittle embarassed to have me find her this way and quickly said that she had to try it. She spent a few more minutes nt he bathroom and then asked me to use this tool on her as she had to lay down but wasn't finished.
That afternoon made her see stars. She said that she loves her Sean Michaels and will never part withit but this was so realistic that she can't wait to use it again.
She certainly looked like she enjoyed herself and by the oral sex I got later, she sure showed her appreciation.
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