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John Holmes Realistic Dildo Features

 

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions: John Holmes Realistic Dildo

 

Feeling adventurous? Now you can have the amazing schlong of XXX legend John Holmes, the man who will be forever remembered for his incredible tool. This sex toy is a must for every adult collection.

• Dildo is 12" inches long and 2.5" inches wide
• Realistic replica of John Holmes
• Dildo is made of life like UR3
• Handpainted veining makes this dildo even more realistic
• Suction cup base allows dildo to be used hands free
• This dildo sex toy for advanced users

This dildo is one of the biggest Adam and Eve offers! A realistic duplicate of John's own exquisite tool, this huge dildo is an awesome 12" long and over 2.5" wide. No detail is overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the dildo’s hefty balls. Each vein,curve and bulge has been re-created in UR3.0, the most advanced sex toy material ever made: soft and flexible, but firm to give this dildo the realistic feel of actual skin. This toy is one of the best dildos around.

Imagine the thrill of using this monster dildo while enjoying a classic John Holmes movie. Use alone or with your sex partner while living out your wildest fantasies. This dildo can be used for vaginal or anal penetration (for advanced anal play) or even double penetration – if you dare. Pleasure yourself any number or ways using the suction cup bottom. Stick it to the floor, table top, shower walls, or almost any flat surface and grind out your passion on this enormous sex toy.

You're going to need lots of sex lube for this supersize dildo. Try Adam & Eve Personal Gel or, for a super-slick ride, Adam & Eve Signature Silicone Lube. If you're brave enough for anal adventures, try Adam & Eve Ultimate Anal Lube and re-apply it often.

The John Holmes Realistic Dildo cleans up easily and quickly when the fun's over. Just immerse it in warm soapy water, rinse and pat dry or try Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it fresh while in storage. Or, for easier cleanup, try using a condom with this sex toy.

Adam & Eve recommends the John Holmes Dildo sex toy for couples or for solo masturbation and is rated four out of five stars by Adam and Eve customers.

Check out the full range of adult toys Adam and Eve offers.

Product Details

 


Length:

12.0 inches

Function:

Suction-cup base

Colors:

Beige

Width:

2.50 inches

Best Used For:

Penetration

Special Features:

Suction Cup Base, Satin Carrying Bag

Customer Reviews - John Holmes Realistic Dildo


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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
AMAZING!!!!! Dont pass this one up!!!!! 10 stars!!   

hot mama on August 23, 2008

When my husband first asked me if I wanted sex toys I said yes but nothing HUGE! Well as we continued to buy and try new things he wanted to try this big boy on me. I was very hesitant but agreed. It is HUGE not doubt. But if you are in for some play time and you work up to this big boy you will not be dissappointed. It is amazing. The ur3 is amazing. Im not sure who gets more pleasure my husband watching me trying to take this in or me actually getting it. It is a MUST have. Dont let the size keep you from trying it. It may take awhile but worth it. LOTS of lube. We actually use half a bottle of kamasutra oil when we play. YOU will be wanting to scream for more. Multiple orgasms isnt even the beginning of the pleasure.. (Thanks again baby..) btw the pink head fades after first use and doesnt look so silly.lol.. BUY IT!!!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
I Think People R Fibbin   

on November 19, 2008

This Thing Is Huge ..... Some are Saying they took it to the balls, must be like 8 feet tall... LOL... feels great, looks great, wife loves it... But does'nt take it all, little over half but love all she can take... If you like Realy Big you will love it... buy it now u wont regret!!!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Not for the weak!!!   

on July 25, 2008

The first time I laid eyes on this dildo it actually scared the living daylights out of me. It is so big that it is not natural, but after much persuasion from my ever horny husband, I gave it a shot. The first few times I used it, he tried to put it in, and it really didn't go in that well. (It IS over 2 inches wide.) I realized that when I put it in, it went in MUCH easier. So, thus began my love affair with this dildo. We use it every few months for about a month, and then put him away for awhile...don't want to get too much of a good thing. (Plus, my husband is oh-so-much better...I start missing him after a while!!) It was VERY intimidating at first, but at my husband's persuasion we worked our way into it...or I should say that it worked its way into ME...lol I would definitely recommend this to every adventurous couple!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Gagging   

Swingers2 on July 30, 2008

Wow if you can- manage to throat this, then you should be a pornstar, this item feels reeeally real and lifelike, my husband gets jealous and cant get a word in (or anything else) - i guess he shouldnt have bought this for me- USE PLENTY OF LUBE. Its gauranteed me five orgasms a night, and now, theres no time for housework!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
The One and Only   

on November 7, 2008

Friends of ours got my wife one for her Birthday,and she couldn't wait to start playing with it ! It takes a lot of lube but it's worth it. Fills you up like no other toy !!! get one and enjoy !!! In fact get two and keep one as a spare!!!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
If you like BIG, buy this!   

sfgam001 on June 10, 2009

My toys have been getting bigger over time, but when I got the John Holmes, I thought no way! But with lots of patience and lots of lube, it rocked my world. If you can take it, you will not be disappointed!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Holmes   

Longer than we thought but she seemed to enjoy it on February 9, 2011

Very large, longer than we expected she tried to squat on it but moved around to much. I used it on her and she loved it said it filled her up.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
big boy   

on February 21, 2012

opening the package i was in shock! how exciting! upon getting it in my ass, it felt amazing. NOT FOR BEGINNERS!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
WOW !!   

on June 28, 2012

Well my wife was intimidated by this at first but after some foreplay ,a few drinks ,and using another large toy we have she managed to take the first third of it!It fills her to the max . If your lady wants to push her limits this will do it !!!!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
wow!!!   

Dookie on January 6, 2014

Well the goodnews is the discreet package is excellent and the product did not fall short of expectations.It filled my hole to the max.If your a anal lover you better make sure you poop first before trying this monster..the bad news is my mom got the package before I got home and opened it so that was not pleasant 44 year old male upstate new York.
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