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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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Product Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Product Details

Best Used For: Penetration
Brand: Doc Johnson
Colors: Beige
Features: Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America
Length: 12.0 inches
Width: 2.50 inches

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on 3/31/2017 2:08:37 AM
Pros: Thing is massive, my wife loves it. Just warm her up first. Cons: None, it's just for fun.
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on 3/31/2017 1:24:51 AM
Pros: Seriously. I can't stop screwing this thing... before work, after work, and before bed. Cons: I'm going to go broke buying lube, and wearing diapers by the time I'm 40.
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on 3/21/2017 10:01:57 AM
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on 3/3/2017 4:11:11 AM
Pros: very realistic.
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on 2/8/2017 7:39:32 PM
Pros: ITS INCREDIBLE!! Not for the inexperienced though. It feels VERY VERY REAL! Cons: I wouldn't say it's a con, but the item they should is not what you actually get (it's better) it's made of a different material and it doesn't have the pink head anymore. Also, the suction cup is detachable now. Again, none of this is a con to me but may be for some. Also, the smell is strong but it doesn't bother me.
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on 1/13/2017 7:21:12 PM
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on 1/10/2017 3:22:42 PM
Pros: Very realistic feel Cons: Price is a bit high, but wait for a sale or use a discount code and it eliminates this con.
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on 11/24/2016 1:47:59 AM
Pros: The best real feel the wife has found yet. Really loved the size great suction cup base. Had the biggest squirting orgasms yet.
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on 11/21/2016 6:32:44 PM
Cons: 10
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on 10/7/2016 7:58:10 PM
Pros: Wife absolutely loves it, just wishes it was a bit thicker
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