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John Holmes Realistic Dildo

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Product Description

A Sex Toy of Epic Propotions!

For the first time ever, you can own a life-like replica of adult star John Holmes’s legendary tool!

  • Realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive member
  • Hand-painted veins & other details bring the dildo to life
  • Monster-sized toy designed for experienced users only!
  • Suction cup base frees your hands for other pursuits
  • Made from realistic UR3 for a life-like look and feel
  • Measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long

A must-have for every movie fan and toy lover, the John Holmes Dildo is handcrafted to resemble the legendary adult star. No detail was overlooked: from the pink head, to the painted and sculpted veins, all the way down to the hefty balls. The dildo even feels real when you pick it up, with a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

As good as it looks, this beauty wasn’t made to sit on some shelf gathering dust! It’s simply too long and too thick for most sex toy users to handle. But if you love a challenge, then get ready for an experience you’ll never forget! The extra-long and extra-thick shaft is sure to fill you up and satisfy you like nothing else can. 

The suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, including many areas in your bathroom and even your kitchen table. Due to the sheer weight of the dildo, it requires a strong seal or some extra support if you stick it to a wall. You can easily stick the dildo to the floor or a table for a hands-free ride.

The John Holmes Dildo measures an amazing 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long from top to bottom. This monster-sized dildo is made from UR3, a realistic material that mimics the look and feel of human skin for the most life-like toy possible.

The realistic dildo cleans up quickly and easily when the fun's over. Just wash it in warm soapy water or spray it with Adam & Eve Toy Cleaner. Once it dries, give the dildo a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it performing like John Holmes himself.

Product Details

Best Used For: Penetration
Brand: Doc Johnson
Colors: Beige
Features: Realistic, Suction-Cup Base, Harness Compatible, Made in America
Length: 12.0 inches
Width: 2.50 inches

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on 6/4/2015 10:27:09 PM
Too much too handle.
When my hot wife and I took this huge piece of meat out of the package her eyes almost popped out of her head. She grinned from ear to ear as she held it in her hands. Now my wife is a bit of a Size Queen, but she met her match with this one. We started the night out with some hot foreplay before we moved into her 9" toy that she just loves. She can take this one with ease. After some time with that we thought it was time to move up to John Holmes. I lubed her hole up really good and started to work the HUGE head in. She could only get a few inches in due to how wide this. When I pulled it out her clam looked so awesome being so stretched out. It felt great too when I slid into her loose hole.She really wanted to have all 12 inches slamming in her, but just could not handle the width. We will try it again. we just need to really get her good and wet and try to ease that thick rod in. Can't wait until round 2 between John Holmes and my hot wife.
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on 8/7/2008 6:00:39 PM
we loved it
my wife came as soon as i got it in her and it led to multiple orgasms. she also talked me into letting her trying it on me. i must say i almost came as soon as she got it in. this thing is huge, make sure you use lots and lots of lube. i came so hard i almost passed out. lol. we both love it. the only drawback is the color tip.the colo comes off so be sure to wash it all off before you start.
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on 3/23/2013 11:18:16 PM
size
Wish you could order sizes, its one of the best I have ever had just wish it was thicker its plenty long enough . Wish there was an option for SIZE . The skins the best ever
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on 1/1/2014 11:48:35 PM
honda69
its alittle big she couldn't take it but I say everyone should try it
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on 1/11/2016 12:00:00 AM
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on 2/24/2016 12:00:00 AM
Pros: I like the texture of it, it really feels good to the touch. Cons: I think it can be harder and more rigid. Like maybe a stiffer core to keep it from bending so much.
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on 3/25/2016 12:00:00 AM
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on 3/29/2016 12:00:00 AM
Pros: It finally came in! This is a lot bigger than I thought and I couldn't be happier. It is very realistic and feels just like human skin and not to soft or flexible almost perfect. Im a married man who loves anal play and my wife loves fem Dom. I practiced on it before she came home bc I knew she was gonna try to destroy me with it when she saw it. I wasn't able to get it in at first but after stretching and lots of lube she got it in. As soon as she saw it she went right to the closet put on her leathers and harness then tied me up on the bed. I like it rough but this was the first time I had to say easy at first. Mind blowing orgasms and I can't wait til I can handle this toy as rough and deep as my others. And she looks so hott when she suctions it to a chair then rides it til she squirts a river. We couldn't b happier Cons: The suction cup ripped first use but ordered another. She loves to shove her dildos down my throat before she pegs me but she didn't like that its too wide for me too fit in my mouth no matter how hard she tried lol
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on 4/18/2016 12:00:00 AM
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on 6/25/2016 7:56:35 PM
Cons: Too soft to use satisfactorily
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