Bam Realistic Cock

(The review box asked me to clean this up, so excuse the bleeps.) Appearance: 3 Stars - does NOT look like picture! It’s all one color, a very dark black. Quality: 4 Stars - it has a nice texture, but a very strong smell. Pleasure: 5 Stars – this is a scream-wrenching convulsive-orgasm-inducing bed-soaking monster! I'd always fantasized about ordering this thing. Sometimes I'd add it to my cart and (bleep) myself off just thinking about my wife getting (bleeped) by this huge black (bleep). I didn't think she'd ever try it and I'd be embarrassed to have ordered it, so I never went through with the checkout. The other day, however, I bought her some other toys and forgot to remove this from the cart! I didn't realize what I had done until it was almost here. I figured I'd just immediately return it, but that night we got pretty drunk and crazy and a little carried away; we used the John Holmes dildo for the first time in almost 2 years and I fisted her for the first time ever. So when Bam came in the mail a few days later, I decided to wait a week or two before sending it back. The very next night when she came back from drinking with some friends, I was glad she did! She was very horny; almost immediately she grabbed a bottle of strawberry-flavored lube and poured it all over her huge (bleeps), letting it flow down to her (bleep). I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do! I started enthusiastically (bleeping) her, but she was so wet I kept slipping out. I couldn’t control myself! I had to lick that soaking (bleep)! I used her favorite rabbit on her while my tongue massaged her (bleep), until she started begging me to (bleep) her with that black (bleep), meaning the Lex Steele dildo. With a huge grin I pulled out Bam from under the bed and said, “You mean THIS one?” I can’t tell you how many orgasms she had that night, and honestly I can’t remember a whole lot after that, but I do know what I personally came THREE TIMES! Every time I saw this huge thick (bleep) sliding in and out of her (bleep) as she convulsed in pleasure, I got a hard-on all over again! Actually, I’m (bleeping) off right now just thinking about it. I hope she gets home soon!

I could not beleive how heavy it was when I pulled it out of the box, But I have had a lot of fun with it. When they say use a lot of lube they mean a lot of lube... this sucker is huge rather uncomfortable at first but with enough lube the bumps on the outside do not rub so bad, Hav eonly attemped anal penetration once and was unable to take much but other then that I love it and have used it often since it arrived Thanks A&E

This is a monster and I can not believe I am trying to get this thing up my A^^. I have not had any luck yet getting penitration but am determined to keep trying. The smell is pretty intense and it does give a little when you try to sit down on it. I think once you see it you start fantasizing about what it will feel like. I will keep trying to reach penitration so I will be better able to tell others. So far just trying feels pretty good.

For all you size queens out there, this is the one!! I just love taking the 'Bam' in my rear. I can't get it all in there but I'm close ... it's a big one! It's almost too heavy for the suction cup base. Mine hasn't come out but it seems a bit heavy for it. That is the only reason I didn't give it a ten.

This cock is by far the most impressive of all of those currently in the A&E inventory. It’s size (enormous) and weight (massive) make it fun to play with. I personally like the challenge of trying to squeeze it in once or twice a month. However, it does have drawbacks. Unlike the John Holmes cock (which is also very large) this cock is stiff (I sometimes think too stiff) and has a head larger then the rest of the length. The latter makes initial penetration uncomfortable (even with lots of lube) given it huge girth. Overall, the experience is less pleasurable then what you might have been hoping for, but, still worth the experience. The John Holmes cock is better suited for more frequent use (two or more times a week).

very big but hard to get in cause it bends easy

Bam is every bit as big as advertized and took quite a while to get the head in!! I could only take about 5 inches max of this monster. The only real complaint is the smell is overpowering !!! I could smell it before I unpacked it from the shipping box :(

This thing is HUGE! I was shocked when I opened it!! I didn't think I would be able to get it in. My b/f was really excited. He loves seeing me take big toys. On our first attempt he could only get it in me halfway, but when he started f'ing me with it I came over and over!!. You really need to work your way up to this one with progressivly bigger toys. I'm sure with more time and use I'll be able to take most of it. It made me feel so full I'm getting hot just writing about it.

It took me 10 minutes to take this. Great thickness but a little too long

It looks big in the picture and even bigger in real life. I used it the same day, I got almost half inside me. I like to get fisted, it's the next best thing. What a great orgasm! I think if you are ever alone it will keep you company and can be used as a weapon if necessary.