Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody

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Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody Features

 

It's "Clerks" In A Porno Shop –– With Hot Babes!

"An expansion of the Clerks universe...Clerks fans will approve..." –– Adam & Eve Reviewer

The female employees of Excitement Love Boutique are just trying to get through the day –– with hot sex and hilarity! Sassy porn jockeys Allie Haze, Chastity Lynn & Kelly Devine make the most of it with hot cock sucking, clit-tingling bone riding and...attitude! Boner gargling Chastity rocks a minivan with Mark Davis' legendary manlog! The peep show booth finds Jayden Lee bouncin' dick-in-ass! Don't miss the anal 3-way with local law man Evan Stone! 6 sex scenes. 144 minutes + 41 minutes of extras.

Based on the look and attitude of the 1994 mainstream film comedy Clerks, this outing from Vivid Entertainment delivers. Swapping a mostly female cast for the male one found in the original, Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody DVD has more opportunities for some crazy sex to happen.

Here's a summary of a few scenes to help wet your whistle for this fine XXX parody:

Opening: Dana (Allie Haze) opens the store for the day. It's the Excitement Love Boutique, somewhere in modern-day Los Angeles. The cheezy fluorescent lights, dinged lingerie dummies and racks of porn for rent help set the mood.

Sex Scene 1: Allie Haze, Seth Gamble
When she isn't monitoring condom debates with the Boutique's eccentric male clientele, or breathlessly blowing up blow-up dolls, Dana likes to slink down behind the counter and get busy on the floor with her co-worker (Seth Gamble). Her girl-next-door looks could easily place Allie in any mainstream production, but for now sucking cock like a pro will have to do.

Jane & Silent Bertha: meet these two wannabe trouble makers outside the Excitement Love Boutique having a beer before lunch. Strutting in her tiny top and hot pants, it appears Jane (Chastity Lynn) wants dick. She tells Silent Bertha (Kelly Divine), "I can suck a volleyball through a curly straw...I'm too horny for words...if I don't get some dick in me and soon –– I'm going to have to go down on you, lunchbox...lick you like a stamp collector!"

Do you think Jane finds true lust? Check out the Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody DVD for the answer.

Sex Scene 3: Jayden Lee, Barry Scott
These two like to use the store's video booths to watch XXX video and have sex. They masturbate each other while watching vintage porn starring Tom Byron and Barbara Dare! Let's just say this one has a happy ending.

What's a XXX parody without Evan Stone?

Sex Scene 4: Chastity Lynn, Kelly Divine, Evan Stone
Officer Derris (Evan Stone) catches Jane and Silent Bertha loitering outside the store. There's some kind of miscommunication, but it seems to work out just fine when this threesome goes to the back of the store. Divine rims Chastity's tight ass before Stone lays his legendary pipe in said ass. Don't forget the sloppy blow-jobs, too!

Adam & Eve recommends Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody for fans of adult sex film parody and fans of the original motion picture that launched the career of director Kevin Smith.

Product Details

 


Theme:

3-somes, 3-Way, 3-ways, Anal, Anal Sex, BJs, Blowjobs, Group, Group Sex, Movie Spoof, Oral, Oral Sex

Star:

Evan Stone

Running Time:

144 minutes

Number of Sex Scenes:

6

Bonus Material Running Time:

41 bonus minutes

Format:

DVD, On Demand

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Great for Everybody   

on April 8, 2013

As a Clerk's fan I love this. Even if you haven't seen Clerks the scenes are great, though you might not get some of the humor! It is a must get for a fan of the original!
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